guest tomorrow, tim tebow, now the denver broncos tremendous ballplayer. tonight, though we begin with politics, thankfully presidential politics. big announcement from mitt romney. >> i'm mitt romney. i believe in america. and i'm running for president of the united states. (cheers and applause) (laughter) >> jon: i believe in america. what are we, narnia? (laughter) you think that makes you special? you know what, welcome, mitt, to a refreshing change of pace for me, being able to deal with a more wholesome story of national importance than the one we've been-- oh my god! (laughter) son of a-- anthony weiner's penis twit just killed mitt romney. no! no, anthony weiner's penis tweet, i will not allow our presidential coverage to be literally [bleep]. i won't allow it we are going to do tonight a full on political indecision segment. do the indecision open that will-- (cheers and applause) >> jon: dammit, dammit! dammit! the weiner story has gotten into the matrix. (laughter) it's as though politicians can't get any attention any more unless they are sarah

denver broncos quarterback tim tebow. good news today. players and the league restarted talks, so, that's good. there's optimism now that the nfl season may go on as scheduled this year. which is great. but in the meantime, the players are still out of work. so, to help out, i've been hiring some of them here at the show. when we shoot a segment out on the street, we bring a production team in to make sure things go smoothly. and guillermo, today, you worked with terrell suggs, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: did he do a good job? >> i think so. >> jimmy: let's take a look. >> hi, it's me guillermo, i'm here for -- >> jimmy kimmel! what's up, buddy! >> we're trying to shoot. step out. >> sorry. >> okay, guillermo. let's go again. and action. >> hi, it's me guillermo, i'm here, holly bwood boulevard for- >> let's go, baby. >> i think you kill him. >> yeah, i will. >> thank you, mr. terrell. >> no problem. >> ow. >> anybody else want some? where you at? >> jimmy: a man on the street, i guess. quickly check in with chewbacca. chewbacca? are we don

tomorrow night at 11:00, tim tebow of the denver broncoings is going to be here. here it is, your moment of zen. >> a lot of people are asking why aim using plastic forks and fives that the pizza parlor gave. frankly, it was very comfortable, plus this way you can dig the top of the pizza off, you're not justcaptioning y comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh ready to go. >> stephen: tonighti congressman anthon weiner tweet lewd pictures of his fourth branch of government? [laughter] then who's riding my coattails now? i hope it's a monkey. that would be cute. and my guest, robert fm kennedy, jr., is in a new comery about mountaintop mining. he's making a mountain out of a molehill that used to be a mountain. i got rid of my beard, and let's just say the lack of carpet matches the lack of drapes. this is the "the colbert report" captioning sponsored by comedy central [theme song playing] [applause] [audience chanting "stephen"] [cheers and applause] >> stephen: folks, i mean this in the nicest possible way, if i were a vampire, i would feast on you

tomorrow night at 11:00, tim tebow of the denver broncoings is going to be here.ent of zen. >> a lot of people are asking why aim using plastic forks and fives that the pizza parlor gave. frankly, it was very comfortable, plus this way you can dig the top of the pizza off, you're not justcaptioning y comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh ready to go. >> stephen: tonighti congressman anthon weiner tweet lewd pictures of his fourth branch of government? [laughter] then who's riding my coattails now? i hope it's a monkey. that would be cute. and my guest, robert fm kennedy,

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tomorrow night we'll be joined by molly shannon, denver broncos quarterback tim tebow, and have music and then thursday, rosario dawson, from the movie "the art of getting by," michael angarano, and music from jill scott. so join for those shows, too. our first guest tonight is a talented and delightful woman. you can see her now in the new romantic drama, i think they call it a rom-drom, called "last night." playing in select cities and on video on demand. please say hello to eva mendes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> hola, guillermo. [ speaking spanish ] >> we have a whole thing. >> jimmy: oh, he's got a whole thing, believe me. whole thing you don't know about that's going to be going on. >> oh, really? >> jimmy: good to see you. how are you enjoying summer so far? >> today was awesome. it's been pretty great. >> jimmy: as a kid, did you love summer? >> oh, yeah, for sure. i didn't do, like, the summer camp thing, though. >> jimmy: why not? >> well, i was kind of a, you know, a different kind of kid. >> jimmy: you weren't a camping kid? i didn't even know about s