for all of your joe derosa needs, consider derosa unlimited. it is stuff he does in his apartment when he is sad. glad to see you. you are in your knight rider outfit. what is coming up in tonight's show. >> thank you, greg. straight ahead on the eye that is only one of the three primary colors, lazy, we will discuss how to dress sexy and not shute this halloween. snookie fills us in on her new book and neil patrick harris is back. sorry, i was reading the tele prompter from "the view." how did that get in here? here at fox news we will be discussing libya's liberation, football game streakers and katy perry on wall street. >> thanks, joe. anything else? >> yes, greg. i want you to know that if fox news were the food network you would be paula dean. >> how is that? >> well, if you don't know, greg, i am not going to explain it to you. >> come on, joe. >> i am not here to spoon feed you. >> but i spoon feed you sometimes, joe. >> and that's why i call you paula dean. you are tiny, tan, hot. >> thank you, joe. while we are on the subject of cooki

joe derosa talks about his new book.porn be banned in prisons and prisons be banned in porn? either question excites me. >>> can they turn your to the on to -- tot on to pot? i speak of certain lollipops. a place in new york, the sweets are sparking outrage like something that sparks outrage, perhaps an outrage sparker. they are calling it is ring pot, seen here on sale in local stores a new low. said one councilman, quote, we are already dealing with a high amount of drug abuse and drug activity to have a licensed store sell this to kids is ignore -- ignorance and irresponsible. the product on sale at a thousand stores across the country promotes the legalization of the drug. he said this while completely nude. let's discuss this in the -- >> lightning round. >> that was quick. brooke, you fro -- you pro tekt children. >> and you like pot. >> and as much as i love it -- >> are you actually enjoying it now. >> the state has a legitimate interest in restricting the ability of miners to have access to synthetic pot. it can

and he is smart and charming, but john gibson couldn't make it so we are stuck with joe derosa. his new comedy cd came outlast month with the worst title ever. i guess hitler loves me. and wherever he goes, property values drop. it is my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and he has more name for snow than eskimos do. sitting next to me, bob beckle, fox news contributor and co-host of "the five" on the fox newschannel. and even the women of "the view" have a higher iq. good to see you, pinch. >> the late author must suffer from the indignity. it is all part of the time's new hazing process. he will suffer various humiliations including, but not limited to egg yolking, office streaking and a particularly nasty ax known as chocolate tub thumping. greg? >> i am trying to imagine what chocolate tub thumping is. does is involve david carr? >> here is something i recommend not doing, the google thing. not good. >> well, she is sorry, so very sorry. the mayor of oakland has apologized, hat in hand. she issued a statement one day after police teargased protesters. gene quan blubbered, quo

is it me or does joe derosa look like jarod from subway's nerdy siblings? are they related?derrick from illinois, the land of lincoln. speaking of lincoln, were he alive today, i have no doubt he wouldy mans yate the currently and slave population so we could live with our fleshy counter counterparts. and take off with this country while taking the few humans we don't destroy, our pets. what was the question again? >> well he didn't answer it. julia answers, i don't understand the presence of bill schulz on the show unless he is a hard luck person greg has taken pity on. >> great observation julia, but bill schulz has not about on this show for quite uh awe while now. famous british theater actor victor roberts and dear friend of mine has been playing the role of bill schulz since september of 2008. in fact shultz runs a self-help camp for hard luck people. it is called, julia is a jerk. >> you do a great job, victor. >> thank you very much. are we getting cocktails after the show? >> pip-pip. jay i would love to see new andy's place one night. you would be so funny. you kno

it is comedian joe derosa. his video is available on amazon. and he is a big irritation with declining circulation. good to see you, pinch. >> due to the religious holiday that is rosh hashanah, there will be no saturday paper. and sunday's magazine will have half a cross word and dude -- doodles found on the notepad. here is hoping the choosen people will return to work soon. please come back. >> what is your background? >> protestant, white an grow -- anglo-saxon. >> interesting. >> you are interesting. >> i am. >> thank you for being interested in me. >> i am not really. >> all right. >> they no longer inspire thanks to deadly hell fire. his death to america droning has been silenced with a drone. on friday, a day of the week, president obama called the killing of the radical muslim claire rirks seen here, maybe not -- cleric, seen here, maybe not. it is one of the most active operational affilliates. when the terrorist wasn't plotting mayhem he wrote for al-qaeda's magazine "inspire" and he was killed by the cia missile strike in yemen alon

but there is a serious side to joe derosa that is going to change tonight. joe has written a new book chronicling his experience as an adopted child. it is called "who aim, and where did i come from" one man's journey from anonymous birth to recognized existence. we are glad to have joe here to discuss this important book. joe, what made you decide to write this? >> greg, it is very complicated. this is the subject of adoption. it is something i have talked about in public, but in my act. it is only discussed humorously -- >> god, i can't believe we agreed to do this segment. is this the -- the d or the e block? either way this show is almost over. should i get chinese or italian? maybe mexican should be good. what is today's date anyways? is it the fourth or the fifth? the operation is on the 15th, so about 10 days ago give or take, i can't wait. i will probably sound like this after the hormones which will be so great. omg, like i can't even imagine. anyway, joe is still talking? should i just let him keep going? whatever, i will just daydream until he sto

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