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for more on this, please give it up for desi lydic! applause] desi, what did you make of this story? >> oh. well, kal, um, as a white person, i would like to know what you think of this story. because for me, this is a little dicey, and i don't want to upset anybody with any statements about whether kailasa is a real country. >> kal: okay, well, it's not. it's not a real country, it's a cult. >> right, right, right. but even so, i honor its culture and its rich traditions. because what is culture if not "cult-ure"? >> kal: desi, come on. look how they're dressed! does that look real to you? >> uh, yes? no? no. no. >> kal: no! no! those are just costumes! >> whoa, kal, their culture is not a costume. >> kal: that is literally a costume! desi, i understand what you are trying to do, you want to be an ally, i appreciate that. but kailasa not does deserve your allyship. its leader is a sexual predator. >> oh, absolutely. yes. and i condemn all sexual predators. at the same time, it is important to support diversity among sexual predators?

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for more on this story, we turn to desi lydic. desi! applause] how did your international women's day go? >> well, thank you for asking. it started out so great! this morning, the random guy who usually yells "nice ass" instead yelled, "i respect your nice ass." and this is why we march. so, yeah, i was feeling pretty good. i mean, at least i was until i saw this barbie story. >> marlon: you don't like these brand new barbies? but they're so accomplished. they've got scientists, they've got the youtube ceo. >> oh, yeah, equally great role models. you could be a scientist who helps humanity, or you could design a youtube algorithm that says, "hey, kids, if you like peppa pig, you'll love qanon. >> marlon: okay, that's fair. but some of them are doctors and engineers, and one of them is a professor. >> i know, they're all so successful! [bleep] those barbie's [bleep] them. it is bad enough barbie was always hotter and now she's smarter than me, too? i want a doll that makes me feel bad about my body, not my mind! >> marlon: so are you say

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. >> i am desi, chair of economic development for soma filipinos. so that -- [ inaudible ] know that soma filipino exists, and it's also our economic platform, so we can start to build filipino businesses so we can start to build the cultural district. >> i studied the bok chase choy heritage, and i discovered this awesome bok choy. working at i-market is amazing. you've got all these amazing people coming out here to share one culture. >> when i heard that there was a market with, like, a lot of filipino food, it was like oh, wow, that's the closest thing i've got to home, so, like, i'm going to try everything. >> fried rice, and wings, and three different cliefz sliders. i haven't tried the adobe yet, but just smelling it yet brings back home and a ton of memories. >> the binca is made out of different ingredients, including cheese. but here, we put a twist on it. why not have nutella, rocky road, we have blue berry. we're not just limiting it to just the classic with salted egg and cheese. >> we try to cook food that you don't normally find from

> reporter: streaming provider roku announcing it had $487 million or 26% of its cash e nk coany's desi lgely unin the collapse also rattling financial markets with the dow jones industrial average closing the week at more than 300 points down. amid all the uncertainty the bank's collapse has caused in the tech space, one expert says the larger banking system is stable. >> they have very good risk management since the financial crisis because of changes brought after the crisis. so i think the banking system is probably as strong as it's ever been. >> reporter: it's important to note that the fdic standard insurance covers depositers up to $250,000. the fdic announcing all insured depositors will receive their money no later than monday morning. >> a big talking point because obviously that means millions left unsured. jaclyn, thank you so much. >>> and svb is the biggest bank to fail since the collapse of the banking system in 2008. the biden administration now says that it is closely monitoring developments, so let's bring in abc's elizabeth schulze, who is at the white house this mor

i think i think separate beds like the lucy and desi. i think it happens more than we think it does. probably right. people do it. but don't talk about it. so if you're doing it, you are not alone. alright, let's see if we can get you outside steve paulson, as we bring you in for a better look at the rain. this weather defining behind us has changed dramatically. i mean, up here an hour ago, it was black as night. so it's lightening up a little bit up on the backside of this, but there's still some pretty good rainfall. all rates coming down right now. the low is forming rapidly off the mendocino coast and also the sonoma coast or the winds. gusts have really cranked up my mic falling down again. all right. hold on. not like that's ever happened before. all right. there we go. you can see the system. the wind gusts have really mount diablo is now south at 55 half moon bay had a gust of 53 big rock mount veeder nots bad there are some locations where there's hardly any breeze at all, and others are roaring. i usually everyone's in on it,

and americans are dying enough o ,n ho more words.n wed republicans ought to hold the line on this.o desi we oughtgnate them to designatea terrorist and we ought to withhold funding until weoo get this administration to do their job to secure the border. >> let me ask you, stephen , we had a secure border. we had a policy called the stay in mexico policy. we built hundreds and hundreds ha of miles od f border wall .e ge we didn't quite get to the endge ,but we had nothing like this in the trump years. th as a matter of fact, we had the lowest numbers of illegal immigrants enterin g a countrycoun in those yearstr. years. joe biden, to me, is aidinghe and abetting the law breaking. he's allowing it to happen. alln this wg e do know how to stop i stop this and prevent this. whwhy is hy is it not doing tha? well, first of all, to your point, sean, in 2020, we had a a policy of complete and total removal. any illegal immigrant from anyan y, anywhere in the worldillega that came across our border illegally, they were apprehended and either sent to mexico on to remain in mexico. they they were s

institution in american life, which is the justice system, is being usedtel iticalfor political ends to desy and bankrupt people who might speak up againstd that the democ party. but we're starting to see thateh whicicularly with civil suits, which are now a tool in the democratic arsenal to shut it. ts critics >> tara reid accused joe biden of sexual assault crediblyus and now they're going after her. she joins us next. looks like you've been sleeping well. god , he's back to my pillow. and you're looking good. still feeling good? well, just when you thought it couldn't get any better, we've got the best pillow ever. >> mypillow 2.0. oh, so soft and smooth. it's cool to the touch. >> how did you do that? well, we took my pillows and advil and combine it with this new technology that we didn't have back then when i invented mypillow to bring you the best pillow in history. mypillow 2.0, just like all of you, i never imagined that mypillow could get any better. that's why i haven't changed it in nearly twenty years. then i heard about a revolutionary new technology and i knew i had to bring i

to newly-assert these kinds of procedural injuriesor substantive injuries, with respect to agency desis that have not been made. he said that they have a concrete interest in trying to have theireb forgiven. if that further interest, there were several straightforward mechanisms to try to vindicated -- vindicate it here. they could've challenged this plan as being arbitrary and capricious on subsnte grounds, to say, you should expand the plan to include us, or if, for some reason, they really want to have this under the education act, they could've gone to the secretary and filed a petionor rulemaking and said, give us relief under the education act. but instead, their argument he is that the secretary can't provide debt relief. that's really an anomalous way to try to vindicate and interest that they claim they have a loan forgiveness. i've bn thinking of it effectively as this room staff -- ruth goldberg theory of standing, where instead of taking the most direct route, we've set uth complicated route to try to get what you want, all in servicef ing able to smuggle in a substantive ch

sistance effort, i thoht about en i wked at local water utility, we haaccesso all of the best enginring, desi, financial planning. a disadvanta community does not have accesto that but they need thato gethese funds. so we are mang that available to anybody thawants them. we just opened up ourebpage so would love to share that information with the committee so you can share that with your constituents. we're going to be sharing to help thousands of communities access these dollars. that is the core of it to provide the technical assistance supports of the disadvantage counities can bld their capacity. >> what to follow-up with you as to how that is being amend. we have jurisdictions like baltimor city where the support is inadequate because of income. then we have communities that are so isolated they don't have the population to be able to support thwater they need without greater assistance. we have different needs in our state and am sure that's true around the country, technical assistance would be very important but also me sure the resources get to those communities. please keep us infor

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