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desi lydic and hasan minhaj!cheers and applause) and to wrap up the animals, joined by ro by ronny chieng! >> thanks, trevor. first up, pizza rat. >> who doesn't love pizza! come on, this is one determined rat caught on camera. this was shot in the first avenue l train station. >> the pizza rat that became famous for dragging a piece of pizza down subway stairs. you know how many hits this stupid video got? 8 million hits! it's a rat dragging a slice of pizza down, like, two steps! (laughter) he's not even going up the stairs! he's going down the stairs! yo... gravity is doifg most the work! i'm supposed to be impressed? that should called gravity pizza featuring a rat. pizza rat doesn't even eat the pizza! he just drags it and runs away! 8 million hits! people treating him like he's some kind of hero? he's just a quitter! (laughter) that is what's wrong with america today, giving trophies to rats. not even special rats. anyone can do that. look at me! i'm tracking a slice of pizza around. just dragging it around

desi lydic has more. >> decembery: thank-- si: thank you, trevor, we're all going to die unless leadersan agree to massive across-the-board carbon cuts wisheddent be too hard. the debate over the severity of global climate change is decades old. some say time is running out. >> running out... a time of extraordinary urgency. >> it is happen hearing and now. others are really stupid. i ask the chair, you know what this is? it's a snowball, and that's just from outside here. so it's very, very cold out. >> desi: ridiculously, earth-shatteringly stupid. today, a large majority -- damn it! >> paris' summit is called earth's last shot. leaders in carbon emitters like the u.s., europe, china, russia, and all the less developed countries those have (bleep)ed over. the agreement to prevent nellie's apocalyptic vision. (singing) but how did we get in here? since 1880, human activity has warmed the earth's surface .85 degrees celsius with some already troubling effects. but more recently, humans have become far more efficient as making it hotter faster, without even looking back. in fact, in just