desi lydic foxsplains the hunter biden e-mails, and we begin an epic countdown of the top one hundred scandals of donald trump's first term. so let's do this, people! welcome to "the daily social distancing show. >> from trevor noah's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is "the daily social distancing show with trevor noah! ♪ ♪ >> trevor: let's kick things off with donald jelly bean trump. for days he has been complaining about an interview that he taped with "60 minutes" saying they were so mean and so unfair to him. now, the interview is supposed to be on tv this sunday. but this morning, out of moy, trump posted his own unedited video of the interview, and i don't know what he was hoping to prove, but just from the very beginning, guys, i don't think it shows what he thinks it does. >> are you ready for some tough questions? ( laughter ) >> trevor: are you ready for some tough questions? no... nobody is supposed to answer no to the question "are you ready for some tough questions?" you don't answer no to that. it's like at a concert, are you ready to r

tonight's show -- america has a new top judge, we find the guy who helps donald trump read good, and desi lydicsks undecided voters what the hell their problem is. so let's do this, people. welcome to "the daily social distancing show." >> from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is "the daily social distancing show" with trevor noah. ♪ ♪ >> trevor: let's kick things off with what's on everyone's mind right now -- the u.s. presidential election is just one week away, one week, people! and passions are running high. >> in florida martian went on a backhoe blitz stealing a bull dozer and adding his own curb appeal to homes of biden supporters. james blight drove around haines city digging out biden harris signs from front yards. according to authorities he'd been drinking whiskey all day and stole the bull dozer from a nearby arby's construction site. >> trevor: this is truly such an amazing florida story. the only question now is whether this guy is going to end up in jail or the governor's mansion but it also goes to show how everybody is too obsessed with

. >> anyway, on tonight's episode two old men fight for the deaths, why desi lydic is whispering in joe biden's ear and donald trump might be racist? so let's do this, people, welcome to the daily social distancing show. >> from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. >> now that we've all had a full day to absorb the first presidential debate, let's really sit down and talk about what we learned. you know, take some time to analyze the policy disagreement. think through the important issues. past the parse the newances. >> the red kal left. >> would you shut u man. >> he graduated either the lowest or almost the lowest in your class. >> that is so. >> hunter got thrown out of the military. he was thrown out, dishonorably discharged. >> that's not true. he wasn't does honorably. >> for cocaine use. >> you get the final word. >> it is hard to get any word in with this clown, excuse me with this person. >> nothing sported about you joe, 47 years you have never done anything. >> are you the worst presi