desi lydic, everyone.ck, i'm gonna be talking to one of the stars of one of everyone's favorite shows, "abbott elementary." tyler james williams. you don't want to miss it. [cheers and applause] natalie, do you know if your kids are home from school yet? like, are your kids home safe? did something happen to them? [phone vibrates] [ding] with advanced ai object detection and up to 4k resolution. you can protect your everything with arlo. [cheers and applause] >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." my guest tonight is an emmy-nominated actor who stars in the hit show "abbott elementary," which is now in its second season and airs wednesdays on abc. >> what do you think happened to the ice cube? >> i love bingo! >> this is not the first time he has disrupted my class. from what i understand, he is obsessed with a show about australian dogs. i've tried everything to keep him in line. gotten to the point where his classmates are annoyed. do you know how hard it is to annoy a first grader? >> bingo! bingo

desi lydic, everyone.ck, i'm gonna be talking to one of the stars of one of everyone's favorite shows, "abbott elementary." tyler james williams. you don't want to miss it. [cheers and applause] so you've taken up running. apple watch has taken up a few new things as well... first it tracked your distance. now - it tracks your stride length. ♪ it knows a breast stroke, from a back stroke. and checks for temperature changes... to estimate when you've ovulated. ♪ when you're dreaming, it's measuring your rem sleep down to the minute. ♪ and it can detect a serious car crash... then call for help. ♪ so yeah... a few new things. [cheers and applause] >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." my guest tonight is an emmy-nominated actor who stars in the hit show "abbott elementary," which is now in its second season and airs wednesdays on abc. >> what do you think happened to the ice cube? >> i love bingo! >> this is not the first time he has disrupted my class. from what i understand, he is obsessed with a sh

i am peabody award wanting investigative journalist desi lydic.ing us from... not having elections. what is america's election system reliable or are we one glitchy voting machine away from a total collapse? i will investigate in our new segment, votedemic 2022, our crumbling election infrastructure. after our nation's last elections went super smooth... >> dozens of voters locked out of the one single polling place where all of louisville reports. >> reports of hours of long lines, voting machine malfunctions, provisional ballot shortages, officials are looking at calling in the national guard. >> i wanted to find out how ready we are for the midterms, so i'm headed to our nation's capital to talk with election advocates at the democracy found. >> my name is tammy patrick, i'm a senior advisor to the elections team at the democracy fund, which seeks to ensure that we have an open and just democracy that is inclusive and trustworthy for all of our citizens. >> oh. sounds like you got your work cut out for you. >> we do. in this moment is a lot of

and for more on this, we live to our own desi lydic who is live at laguardia.r there like now? >> trevor, as someone who has been a huge fan of laguardia's website ever since i found out it existed at 10:45 this morning, let me tell you, it is chaos. trash bins are overflowing, people are sleeping half naked on the carpet. >> trevor: desi, that's because the website being down? >> oh, no, this is always laguardia. but somehow, it seems worth right now. your tsa precheck, you don't know what it's like. let me tell you how bad this is. all the ladies rooms were closed for cleaning, all of them. i was forced to pee in in one of those breastfeeding pods. >> trevor: the breastfeeding pods have toilets? >> they don't. no. and the babies were super judging about it. >> trevor: so desi, do you think this is all going down because of the website being attacked? >> clearly, something is going on here. there are three sunglass huts next to each other! and i just walked past a bathing suit store. what kind of psychopath flies a bathing suit at the airport? do you do not kn

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which is why it asked desi ly lydic.us. >> herschel walker is under attack for 498 hours straight and i'm ready to explain why herschel walker is the biggest victim of cancer culture since the choco taco. musical to i don't care if herschel walker aborted baby eagles, i don't care if he aborted baby kangaroos. i don't care if he aborted baby otters. i've been banned from all the petting zoos and i don't give up -- i'm sorry, but we are supposed to believe all the stories from herschel walker's kids? they've never even met herschel walker! even if he did pay for that woman's abortion, that just proves that he's a gentle men. sorry, but chivalry is not dead. what is an abortion? it's not stopping a freeloader from coming across the southern border. what would jesus do? seriously, i'm asking. herschel represent american values. football. college football. we cannot let our dreams be crushed by one unplanned pregnancy. wait... i don't care what herschel walker did as long as he gets in the senate so he can stop other people

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