[cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> hey, i am or i am roy wood jr., and she is desi lydic.lause] >> how are you doing? >> that's enough small talk. let's get into it, desi. today, we are talking about air travel in america. i do know about you, desi, but i love lying because honestly, there's nothing better than being trapped in the metal tube with 300 strangers during the pandemic and all of us praying that the pilot ain't too drunk to land this is to be 25, i love that. >> i will be honest, i don't actually love that, i got to tell you. i had the worst flight last weekend. this kid next to me cried to the entire time, screaming in my ear. i would like, i don't care you are my son. mommy is trying to watch a movie. >> that's right. got to watch "zoo lander." it is a classic. >> tour de force. >> "blue steel." [cheers and applause] >> i have to do very little for that. have resting blue steel face. it is not just me, roy. air travel has gotten so bad recently that congress has been forced to get involved. >> senators ed markey and richard blumenthal introducing airline pass

for more on this school, let's go to desi lydic, who is live in ohio. w are parents feeling about this story? [cheers and applause] >> they are furious, d.l., as am i. these lesson plans are shocking. they teach hate, they teach racism, they teach cursive. it's disgusting. >> d.l.: wait, was that last one cursive? >> i know! can you imagine, in 2023, american children learning cursive? it's useless! the only acceptable time to use cursive is when you're forging a bank signature. >> d.l.: wait a minute, your problem with the nazi school is that they're teaching cursive? >> i mean, it's not my only problem. nazism is one of the world's most evil ideologies! >> d.l.: yes. >> but have you seen cursive, d.l.? i mean, look at how you're supposed to write a "q"! what is that? that's not a "q," it's a 2! all these nazis are going to accidentally join 2-anon! [applause] and look at the "g!" it looks like a diagram of my least favorite sexual position. you all know the one. >> d.l.: desi, i think the bigger danger is that this school is spreading nazi ideas. >> uh

for more on the taliban, we go to afghanistan where desi lydic is reporting live. applause] >> that's right, chelsea. i'm here on the front lines with the taliban. and for the record, these guys are not like the mall santa. their beards are 100% real. found that out the hard way. >> chelsea: the front lines? of what? i thought the war is over. >> yes, the war with the united states is over. but an office job is its own type of war, that the taliban is not prepared for it at all. getting hit by american missiles is bad, but compared to everyone finding out that you're the office pooper? i think we'd all rather take the drones. >> chelsea: but this is what the taliban wanted! why would you spend 20 years taking over a country if you didn't want to run the country? >> oh, they want to run the country but they didn't know what working is like these days. i saw one veteran fighter accidentally log himself out of slack. then, he tried to log in, but it said he had to verify with his phone, but his phone said he had to verify the phone with slack. then he tried to call i.