for more on this miracle birth, let's go live now to desi lydic. [cheers and applause] desi!an incredible triumph of science. >> charlamagne, this is the worst thing that happened to women since chet hanks downloaded tinder? you know what triumph of science i would like to say, let's see if all the doctors responsible and launch them directly into the sun. >> charlamagne: why so harsh? i think it's amazing that a woman could give birth at age 70. >> i think it's terrifying to get pregnant at 70. i don't want to be changing diapers when i am in diapers. and i can't believe a woman of her age had to carry twins. my mom broke her hip carrying a yogurt! and then to endure a c-section? i think at 70, the babies would just fall right out. keep doing those kegels, ladies. >> charlamagne: i don't know, i think there's something kind of nice about having babies so late in life. you can share the same nap schedule, you can eat the same mushy foods. >> you are forgetting something very unfortunate about babies. they turn into children. you can't play tag with a walker. not to mention, a

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let's bring in desi lydic. [cheers and applause] desi, your thoughts? seconds. >> what the [bleep] is going on? >> thanks for having me tonight, charlamagne. as the daughter of a father, i believe this country runs on televised debates. times like this, i think of rita, the daughter of a mother, who works the night shift as a lunch lady in the cornfield. she cries herself to sleep every night, thinking about ronny chieng. america, we can do better. >> charlamagne: thank you, desi. ronny, your response? >> who is is rita? what is going on? how did i get on a debate stage? guys, i'm not participating in a stupid debate about a debate. >> that is debatable. look, don't just take my word for it. let's look at the numbers, charlamagne. this is a map of all the places in new york city where ronny chieng has pooped. as you can see, it is alarming. >> okay, i have ibs! so what? this is not your business, okay? again, i am not debating here. but if i was, this is just a cheap stunt. >> i guess ronny doesn't want america to know the truth. i urge all voters to vi