anyway, for more on the results of the gag order hearing, let's go to desi lydic! applause] desi! desi, now that the gag order hearing is over, they can get back to focusing on the actual trial, right? >> unfortunately, no. because during the gag order hearing, donald trump made a jerk-off motion, so they needed a gag order hearing to see if that violated the gag order, before they could get back to the first gag order. >> jordan: oh. but then after that, it's all set? >> no, because during that gag order hearing, the judge heard trump saying, "i'm judge pee-pee head." and when the judge asked, "did you just call me judge pee-pee head?" trump said he was just rehearsing for a community theater production where he plays a judge named pee-pee head, so then they had to have a hearing about that. >> jordan: but once that's done, the actual case. >> yes. but no, because during that hearing, trump made another jerk-off motion, but then he said it wasn't a jerk-off motion, so they need a quick hearing to determine how he jerks off, then a hearing about whether he made the

this is "the daily show" with your host, desi lydic! ers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> desi: welcome to "the daily show!" i'm desi lydic. we've got so much good news for you tonight. women's sports are now the best sports, michael kosta tries to get out of a speeding ticket, and donald trump has found an entirely new way to lose money. so let's get into headlines! ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] let's kick things off with some news from the business world. last week, donald trump's social media platform truth social went public with a value of $8 billion. mm-hmm. which seemed like a lot for a website whose business model is "what if twitter was just nazis?" and guess what? turns out it was! >> tonight, stock in donald trump's media company tanking after trump's social media platform, truth social, reported losing $58 million last year. [cheers and applause] the company was valued at nearly $10 billion after it went public last week as trump supporters rushed to scoop up shares. >> truth social is doing very well. it's hot as a pistol and doing great. >

this is "the daily show" with your host, desi lydic! and applause] ♪ ♪ >> desi: welcome to "the daily show!" i'm desi lydic. we've got so much to cover tonight. alison brie is joining us. [cheers and applause] charlamagne tha god is going to give us a mandatory -- [cheers and applause] a mandatory dei seminar. plus, and you're never gonna believe this, fox news got very mad for a very stupid reason. so let's get into headlines! ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] this past sunday was easter at the white house, which is an important holiday for president joe biden, who is also counting on a resurrection for his campaign. but unfortunately this year, the timing of easter caused a bit of a headache for joe. >> the biden administration is firing back at conservative criticism over the white house acknowledgment of the transgender day of visibility, which coincidentally, falls on easter sunday. >> this year, the two days only coincided by chance. the day of visibility is held every year on march 31st, while the date for easter changes year to year. >>

this is "the daily show" with your host, desi lydic! ers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> desi: welcome to "the daily show!" i'm desi lydic. we've got so much to talk about tonight. the presidential race might come down to nebraska, donald trump teaches elementary school, and here's an exciting one: the moon is going to eat the sun! so let's get into headlines! ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] before we get into major news, let's start with some news right here in new york city. the new york city marathon: the best excuse for soiling yourself in public. now unfortunately, the costs of running the marathon are overwhelming. from registration fees, to travel, to chronic bloody nips. and now, the price might go up even higher. >> there is a battle brewing over the new york marathon now, because the mta wants the new york city road runners to cover the cost of lost tolls on that day, $750,000 worth, because they have to shut down the verrazano bridge. in a statement, the mta says taxpayers cannot be expected to subsidize a wealthy non-government organization l

t before we golet's check in withour host for t rest of this week, desi lydic! desi!rfect ncaa bracket. women's and men's. >> jon: perfect. >> perfect. >> jon: perfect. that's incredible. how is that even possible? >> here's the key strategy i've honed over many seasons, you see, i fill out the bracket after the games are played. that way, i know who wins. >> jon: and what will you be doing on the show this week? >> well, jon, i mean, that's impossible to say, until after the shows have happened. see, it's a strategy works across the board. >> jon: i can't wait to watch. desi lydic, everyone! [cheers and applause] here it is. your "moment of zen." >> god bless you all. enjoy the day. i am comingown to do the ster e rol in just a nute. thank you, all, vy,ery much! d by t way, say hlo to all the bunnies! come up here so they n see you! co on, get in re! prty big bunny, huh? ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪'m goi down southark, gonna have mysf a time ♪ ♪ fridly fas everywhere ♪ humble folks without tetation ♪ ♪ goin' dn to sth par gonna leave my woebehind ♪ ♪ peo♪ ♪ heading o

it's ronny chieng and desi lydic. [cheers and applause] i'm going to start with ronny chieng.ndela. both are two heroes, unjustly persecuted by a corrupt legal system. and as mandela often said, and i quote, "this is a witch hunt hoax. i've never even met horse face." >> i totally disagree, ronny. jesus christ. he's obviously jesus christ. it's right there in the new testament, or in its sequel, "the art of the deal." chapter 10, verse 8. "and lo, he evicted the rent-controlled tenants. and it was good. and tremendous and vicious and beautiful. jesus. wow." [cheers and applause] >> hang on. think about this for a second. trump and mandela? they both had three wives. jesus didn't even have a serious girlfriend. the guy had no rizz. >> jon: i don't think rizz -- anyway. mandela was in prison for 27 years. >> yeah, but if you add up all the prison sentences trump got for other people from january 6th, and his campaign, and his business, it's way more than 27 years! okay? trump is, like, ten nelson mandelas. >> no, ronny, trump is jesus. they both have a ton of buildings with thei