from the white house, i'm desi lydic. >> wait, what's going on? esi, this is josh's report. >> hmm? oh, you guys didn't get the executive order? we can't do dei anymore. [audience reacts] >> you're replacing me? but you're a woman! >> yeah, a white woman. >> white woman beats black guy? >> look, white women don't make the rules. we just tacitly embrace them through our overwhelming support of donald trump as a voting bloc. [applause] >> we should be on the same side. okay? white women, black men. both held down by the white man. >> yes, but the white man is my husband. and sometimes, he lets me have rights as a treat. and i love my little treats. nom, nom, nom! >> jon: i'm sorry, desi, what about the executive orders changes our current situation? >> well, the fact is that dei is over, jon, which means only the most competent people will -- aw, shit. hoisted with my own petard. >> [laughs] that's right, it's totally petarded, which is something we can say now, thanks to trump. and thank you, desi, but i'll take it from here. you can go back to the