. >> today joy to deutscheland, tomorrow joy to the world. >> stephen: we'll be right back, everybody, thank you >> stephen: welcome back, everybody, i meese tonight is keenoff-- keanu reeves, please welcome keanu reeves. konichiwa. >> konichiwa-- brark speaking japanese (. >> stephen: it's so wonderful to meet you and be angry with you in person. the three things that piss me off. you're a canadian. you're an acker. if you tell me are you a vegan i'm kitting off your mike right now, no, you're not, okay. also you're 49 and i'm 49. you go to hell. (laughter) are you an elf? what is with you. >> it doesn't count what is on the outside all the time, it's what is inside. >> stephen: please tell me this has to do with eating bacon. >> absolutely. no, i can't say anything about that. it is my ancestor. >> stephen: oh, good genes. >> good genes. >> stephen: all right, listen, i don't have to explain anyone here who keanu reeves, name your favorite movie, quick, go. all of those, all of those. you've got a new one now. >> that is what it feels like to me. >> stephen: you walk on the street a