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dewey ryder. i'm the new you, i'm the new model, i'm the upgrade. oh, nobody told you? no. this is awkward. ya know, i'm gonna be driving race cars around super-fast in circles. ridin' wild mountain dew all the time. i'll take this, thank you. you just go on, go ahead and clear frame. exit frame dale. ♪ this is weird. ♪ my doctor says i havey, what's skittles pox. are they contagious? i don't think so. contract the rainbow! taste the rainbow! ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show"! ( howling ) >> trevor: on halloween night, when terrible frights come to knock on your door, there's one trick or treat that will still haunt tomorrow and desi lydic has more. ( whistle ) ( siren ) ( laughter ) ♪ ( whistle, whistle ) (sighs) >> honey, who is that? >> who do you think? i'm so sick of this guy ruining our mornings. unfollow! ( whistle, whistle, whistle ) (bleep). >> ahhh! they're only tweets. >> breaking news this hour, the president in hot water again after just posting the tweet about the deportation of muslim americans, and the deportation of all mex
dewey ryder. i'm the new you, i'm the new model, i'm the upgrade. oh, nobody told you? no. this is awkward. ya know, i'm gonna be driving race cars around super-fast in circles. ridin' wild mountain dew all the time. i'll take this, thank you. you just go on, go ahead and clear frame. exit frame dale. ♪ this is weird. ♪ my doctor says i havey, what's skittles pox. are they contagious? i don't think so. contract the rainbow! taste the rainbow! ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome...
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dewey ryder. i'm the new you, i'm the new model, i'm the upgrade. oh, nobody told you? no.. ya know, i'm gonna be driving race cars around super-fast in circles. ridin' wild mountain dew all the time. i'll take this, thank you. you just go on, go ahead and clear frame. exit frame dale. ♪ this is weird. ♪ gives skin the moisture it needs and keeps it there longer with lock-in moisture technology skin is petal smooth after all, a cleanser's just a cleanser unless it's olay. brewed only in thgolden, colorado... to its roots. ...and nowhere else. ever. coors banquet. that's how it's done. what is that?the google pixel 2. what can it do? a lot. can it tell me when to leave? yes, now. and the fastest way there? yep. can it take a selfie just by saying take a selfie? yep. take a selfie. what happens if i snap this? it gives you info. what happens if i snap her? she likes it. do i still have to sit here for ages? no, it charges in fifteen minutes. will it ever do this? never. what happens if i squeeze it? try it. google pixel 2: "hi, i'm your google assistant." "how can i help?" he
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dewey ryder. i'm the new you, i'm the new model, i'm the upgrade. oh, nobody told you? no.now, i'm gonna be driving race cars around super-fast in circles. ridin' wild mountain dew all the time. i'll take this, thank you. you just go on, go ahead and clear frame. exit frame dale. ♪ this is weird. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ the all new 2018 camry. toyota. let's go places. which one of you the cheetos snacks? okay, i've given you guys a chance to confess. this little baby can detect trace amounts of cheetos dust. whaaaaat? gloria? kids? [meow] when did we get a cat? dangerously cheesy. ♪ ladies and gentleman this is a robbery. what are you doing after this? ♪ all smartphones are more or less the same, right? but this is the moto z. hello moto. can your phone turn into a projector? because a 70 inch projection beats any phone screen. and they might be bragging about portrait mode. but can your phone go beyond and transform into a real 360 camera? it's time to reinvent your smartphone. it's time to move on. moto mods on the new moto z, from motorola. get $200 off a moto z2 force edition.
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dewey ryder. i'm the new you, i'm the new model, i'm the upgrade. oh, nobody told you? no.ward. ya know, i'm gonna be driving race cars around super-fast in circles. ridin' wild mountain dew all the time. i'll take this, thank you. you just go on, go ahead and clear frame. exit frame dale. ♪ this is weird. ♪ t-mobile family plans now come with netflix included. that's huge. that's right. t-mobile's got your netflix subscription covered... ...when you get a family plan with two or more lines. really? that's incredible. so go ahead and watch however you want. you're messing with me, right? all at no extra charge. this is awesome! another reason why t-mobile is america's best unlimited network. mic drop. . >> trevor: welcome back to the daily show. prsident donald trump is nearing the end of his 12 day tour of asia. one of the three largest continents as far as he knows. and he's having a good time. you know he loves china, you know, because they took him out there and he was like, look at that wall, so beautiful. and am i correct in assuming no mexicans, none? that's right. a
dewey ryder. i'm the new you, i'm the new model, i'm the upgrade. oh, nobody told you? no.ward. ya know, i'm gonna be driving race cars around super-fast in circles. ridin' wild mountain dew all the time. i'll take this, thank you. you just go on, go ahead and clear frame. exit frame dale. ♪ this is weird. ♪ t-mobile family plans now come with netflix included. that's huge. that's right. t-mobile's got your netflix subscription covered... ...when you get a family plan with two or more...