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. >> dhani jones, nice to have you here. you can catch him playing linebacker for the bengals, if they sort out the lockout. >>> i'm dylan ratigan and "hardball with chris matthews" starts right now. >>> performance art. let's play "hardball." >>> good evening. ooich krm i'm chris matthews in san francisco. leading off, cut, cap and balance caper pap hue day in the debate over the economy, first in the next few hours house republicans will vote for something they call cut, cap and balance. this is performance art, of course. the stuff you see on sidewalks on the weekends. they're miming. pretending to be doing something, you know, like bumping into walls that aren't there. the republican plan has no specifics on what to be cut. he calls for a cut to just below 20% of gdp by 2021, ten years from now, and demands a two-thirds vote in both houses to back a balanced budget amendment to the constitution. it has no chance whatsoever of being a bipartisan deal. second, president obama announced this afternoon that the gang of six,

from the cincinnati bengals, dhani jones. and comedian hannibal buress.week -- shia labeouf. kevin nealon. green bay packers quarterback aaron rogers. dave salmoni and his terrifying animals. and we'll have music from parachute and 311. so join us. our first guest tonight is one of the funniest men around with an exceptionally funny show. the show is called "louie." you can watch it thursdays at 10:30 on fx. please say hello to louis c.k. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very good to see you. nice to see you. >> really good. >> jimmy: it's been a while. >> it has been a long time. you're a much thinner fellow than you were before. >> jimmy: don't get used to it. >> no? >> jimmy: you -- now, you live in new york. >> yes. >> jimmy: you've got two little girls. >> yeah, two kids. >> jimmy: do they come on trips with you? >> no, no, i would not do ththa to them. they're at home with their mom sleeping right now. jimmy: they are, yeah. >> you know where your kids are now. didn't used to know -- you know what i mean, when we were kids, did your parents know wh

if you don't have the ball, you're not going to get hit. >> dhani jones, thank you very much. [ malethere's more than one of these abandoned racetracks in america today. automotive performance is gone. and all we have left are fallen leaves and broken dreams. oh. wait a second. that is a dodge durango. looks like american performance is doing just fine. ♪ carry on. ♪ energy is being produced to power our lives. while energy developement comes with some risk, north america's natural gas producers are committed to safely and responsibly providing decades of cleaner burning energy for our country, drilling thousands of feet below fresh water sources within self contained well systems and using state of the art monitoring technologies, rigorous practices help ensure our operations are safe and clean for our communities and the environment we are america's natural gas. thought they were dead. [ laughter ] [ grunting ] huh? [ male announcer ] should've used roundup. america's number one weed killer. it kills weeds to the root, so they don't come back. guaranteed. weeds won't play dead, the