joe quimby, 1%. >> diamond joe quimby always manages somehow to hang on.he real comeback kid. >> the mayor's office is not for sale. [laughter] >> god bless you, mayor quimby. you've got our vote. >> up next, an advent calendar that is out of this world. >> today, we may have detected life on the red planet. kind of. more like methane. >> up next, "taking stock." >> i am pimm fox, and this is what i am "taking stock" of this wednesday. federal reserve chair janet yellen preaches patience. the central bank will be patient on its timing of the first interest rate increase since 2006. the statement pushed stocks higher, and the s&p 500 gained the most since october 2013. yellen says the central bank is staying the course for now. >> this new language does not represent a change in our policy intentions. it is fully consistent with our previous guidance. >>