bye, diane lane. uh, i renamed my car diane lane. ooh, i'm naming mine carol. happy anniv.... ow!. what are you all doing in my house? this was our surprise anniversary party, lavar, and you were supposed to be here hours ago. (sobbing) now you know how i felt when you were late and we got stuck with cleveland. that's me! wait. (sobbing) aw, this ain't toys "r" us. you're a liar, mama. i'll only be a minute. gotta grab me a big thing of pretzels. a minute? that never means a minute. what are we gonna do? this place is so booooring. what? this place is amazing. what are you doing, man? i hang out here all the time, playing office. (yawns) work. you want to play? can i be the co-worker who's secretly sleeping with the receptionist and no one knows but everyone knows? cheryl? she's got hpv.