dick's in the same way. dick's kind of made you feel like things were pretty good. the only one that's good so far is home depot, and that would, again, be something that is hard to beat if you're amazon. let's listen to the calls. dick's was a very negative guy. it's a challenge. it's amazing.

dick."t is the title of the show. her name is kathryn hahn, she's our friend. she's back. [ cheers and applause ] also, she is the president and ceo of planned parenthood. i can't wait to talk to her about everything that's going on. cecile richards joins us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] before we get to all that, on friday, a jury convicted a woman of disorderly conduct for being disruptive during attorney general jeff sessions recent confirmation hearing. she laughed, got kicked out, and loudly protested. so, while she didn't get arrested for laughing, it did help her get to the point where she got kicked out. so to help make sure this doesn't happen to you, please welcome one of our writers amber ruffin with a segment called "how not to laugh at jeff sessions." ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> greetings everbody. now, usually i want to come out here and have fun, but now is not the time for games. it is the time for very important steps that will keep you out of jail. okay? okay. protester

always good to see you. >> thank you. >> dick bove, capital markets. do you agree with dick? >> he makes a lot of great points. there's been underperformance since effectively early january, give or take. he's spot-on. october, don't know if it's out to october. but i'll say this, valuations are still compelling. even if president trump were to get a quarter of the stuff he wants to ratchet through, i think it's supportive for banks. >> you made the point earlier he might do something that may not be good for the economy but good for the stock market. the same thing's happening in the banks. dick is 100% right in terms of whether or not interest rates matter to them. but as long as everybody believes in this environment that it's going to get better, you can get a rally in the financials. >> first of all, the fed funds rate has gone up twice in the last four months. that's very good for banks. i don't know what we're talking about. loans and a lot of floating note debt is pegged to this. a lot of households felt that. >> the other side of that is the assets that they hold, th

it got around to dick who was at the end of the table, almost at the very end, dick is an interesting man. he leaned ford like this and he said i have one piece of advice, keep the vice president under control. >> he looked very gravely at rom and said never forget when you open your mouth it is you who is speaking but the president of the united states to which rob said oh, blank and brought down the house. there was serious advice also. >> he did the same thing in september and all of us gathered at the invitation of president obama's last chief. it was a luncheon. similar format. and and reince priebus was there. he came to the meeting intending to listen and ask questions which he did. i will also say i think i can speak for every one of the former chiefs in the room when i say all of us knew, given the nature and the character and the piblth -- personality of the president he was about to serve is he was going to have a herculean chief of staff because in order to operate effectively, in order for him or her at sometime in the future, to do the job the president has the empower t

it isa it is a centenary year for dick kerr ladies.d thousands of pounds for charity to aid injured servicemen. in three yea rs, aid injured servicemen. in three years, they were the unofficial england team and now, 100 years on, preston is finally honouring them. chairing i proud, —— cheering i feel so cheering ifeel so proud. cheering i feel so proud. having it on the factory floor, paces from where they lived, where my grandfather and grandmother grew up, lived, where my grandfather and grandmothergrew up, in lived, where my grandfather and grandmother grew up, in the same house, it is nice to have that memorial. almost every factory involved had a ladies football team, but it was dick kerr ladies, with a string of famous victories, accommodating in a 1918 boxing day crowd of 33,000, watching them beat st helens ladies. there has been a campaignfor st helens ladies. there has been a campaign for their blue plaque. st helens ladies. there has been a campaign for their blue plaquem hasn't hit home. it has been manic but i am so proud

when it got around to dick, who was at the end of the table, almost the very end, dick is an interesting man. he leaned forward like this and he said, i have one piece of advice. keep your vice president under control. [laughter] >> the other piece of advice i loved was ken's -- he was reagan's final chief, and he is a great story-teller. and anyway, he looked very gravely at rahm and said, never forget that when you open your mouth it's not you who is speaking but the president of the united states to which rahm said, oh, blank, and brought down the house. but there was some serious advice. >> we did the same thing, incidentally, in december just this past december, and all of us had gathered at the invitation of dennis mcdonagh, president obama's laster chief and it was a luncheon meeting, a similar format, and reince priebus was there as the chief designate and all of us -- he was serious him had thought about it. had some questions he brought to ask us. so this was a meeting he was not doing as a pro forma thing. he obviously came to the meeting intending to listen and to ask some qu

dick, you get to go first. why is this not a good idea for shareholders? i can see why it's a good idea for investment bankers, they make fees. >> it's not a good idea because it's not a good idea for the customers. in other words, if you think about it, if you start to lose the scale advantages of big banks, the prices of the products that they sell tend to go up. secondly, if you take away the cash flows that they have, the innovation they have to bring things like mobile banking go away. in addition, if you start thinking about the history of banking that you know that roughly every day, every day, going back to 1987, we've lost one bank in the united states. why? the reason is because they're one-trick ponies. you have to have more than one set of products in order to be successful in this business. >> all right. lindsey, you disagree. you say the banks, it would be a positive move, and it would make them more valuable, which should benefit shareholders. >> yes, we think that breaking up the banks, the research is that they would be more valuable as se

his name is dick, and that's me. flame in their love life. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so it's a very strange, interesting kind of triangle, and funny and sexy and cool. >> jimmy: you're a very cool mysterious guy in the show. >> yeah, he is. >> jimmy: well, you are in real life as well. [ light laughter ] so not much of a stretch. i saw this photo of you, and i go, this is how you do it. this is in -- [ laughter ] munich? >> that's in munich, yeah. we were over there promoting the show. and they said -- i ride a horse in the show, i should add. >> jimmy: yeah, you took the horse to starbucks. >> yeah, i take him, i ride him into town. >> jimmy: into town, yeah. >> and they said, "how would you like to get on a horse right in the middle of munich?" like -- and my publicist said, "i think that's the stupidest idea i ever heard." i was like, "yeah, i'll do it. i mean --" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: come on. >> sounds like fun. >> jimmy: that's exactly how you do it right there. i want to show everyone a clip of you in the show. >> c

dick cheney put it to me. the attitude is towards the predecessor as well, you guys are smart, how come we beat you. there's that hubris that every new administration brings to the table. great story in the book about some gerald ford tried to govern according to a model very much like trump's. it was a disaster. he called it the spokes of the wheel. all of these advisors coming and going. nobody empowered his white house chief. it became such a joke spokes of wheel, dick cheney's last day when he was finally empowered his white house chief, they gave him a present. he unwrapped it, inside was that bicycle wheel. with every spoke broken. instead of taking it home and put it in the garage, he hut it on desk and wrote a note to his successor. dear hamilton beware the spokes of the wheel. guess what, it fell on deaf ears. jimmy carter tried to govern the sape way without -- same way. host: there's a picture in the book one of donald rumsfeld. when it came to governs, it was dick cheney that washed gerald ford. th

when it got around to dick, woo was at the end of the table, almost the very end, dick is an interesting man, he leaned forward like this and he said i have one piece of advice, keep your vice president under control. [laughter] >> the other piece of advice i loved was ken guberstein, reagan's final chief, and he is a great story teller. he looked very gravely at rom and said never forget when you open your mouth it is not you who is speaking but the president of the united states for which rob said oh, blank. all of us gathered at the invitation of president trump's last chief. it was a luncheon meeting. ryan pree vis was there as the chief designate. he thought about it, he had questions he brought to ask us, it was a meeting he wasn't doing as a performer. he came to the meeting intending to listen and ask questions which he did. he was going to have a hercelean chief of staff because in order were the chief of staff to operate effectively, in order for him or her, at some time in the future, to do the job, the president has to make it clear everyone, and i mean everyone, is clear and

check out some dick shots. ♪ >> not that kind of dick shot. ♪ >> swish! >> swish!etball shots. that's why it's called "dick shots." ♪ >> dick shot! >> mission accomplished. remember the war? ha ha ha! [ laughter and applause ] >> seth: and finally, somethin that's incredibly popular on youtube are unboxing videos. what they are, are videos where people film themselves unboxing brand new products they receive, products like video game systems, shoes, iphones. well this sub-community enjoys filming themselves unboxing ancient religious artifacts. take a look. >> hey, guys, it's matt g. back with another unboxing video for you. i'm really excited. i just got my new ark of the covenant in the mail today. this is of course what the hebrews used to carry the ten commandments. i'm super excited to check this thing out. let's do it. okay, so not sure if you can tell, but the finish is very nice. smooth to the touch. this detailing is really beautiful. it's made of actual gold, which makes sense because it was built under instruction by god. [ light laughter ] oh, this is s

that's what it does. >> reporter: the 14-year-old girl the dicks cared for has now endured more thanen hours of surgeries. we mentioned that seven parents were killed. well, two of them were husband and wife. their two children are now orphans. to combat terrorism, the t.s.a. says it is testing new procedures for carry-ons. mireya villarreal is at l.a.x. >> reporter: airport travelers now have to take off their shoes, remove their laptops and liquids over 3.4 ounces. but get ready to declutter your carry-ons even more. as some airports around the country add this to the list. fems like food, paper and bditional electronics bigger avan a cell phone may soon have to be placed in a separate bin. the t.s.a. has quietly been testing this at several small airports. now expanding to larger ones like l.a. international, boston and fort lauderdale. the t.s.a. says it wants to eliminate false positives that occur when items like wires and phones can look like weapons. and that screeners can't often tell what is in overstuffed bags. >> i don't think it's going to streamline the process. >> repo

phil and kim dick were waiting for their 17 year old daughter tamla an their 15 year old granddaughter sasha. >> oh my god. >> i'm thinking almighty, a flash and bang. it was deafening, our ears just went-- we got thrown on the floor. and then there was ruble and dust everywhere. >> there was thicket ak rid smoke and ash was falling, almost like snow. >> yeah. we thought we were just on the periphery of a mch bigger explosion, that is what our first thought was. >> i just went my babies, my babies are in there. and then out of this, a little girl is staggering towards me with all her long blond hair all burnt, big gash on her shoulder. >> kim half carried and we half dragged her to the foyer doors. and initially laid her down but. >> she was choking on the blood. >> what did you see, phil? >> horror. absolute horror. the injured people. >> body parts. >> dead people. parts of people, blood, so much blood. literally puddles of blood mixed with ash. the only thing i saw was the remnants of the suicide bomber. basically the bottom half of the body in the middle of the corridor. >> and the

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. >> dick cheney was telling jack almost every day. >> yes, he was. he left when we took over and moved in on january 20th and moved into the west wing there was a broken bicycle wheel that

as they used to say about richard nixon or tricky dick, he's back. and -- but never knew he would be so relevant. so i will save jack the trouble of -- on campus today, sort of -- when he was writing the book he realized he was writing it for the students of today. when nixon like the teapot dome scandal of our generation, that far back. so even the students' parents were just kids when richard nixon was president in some degree. so i'm going to save him the trouble of a couple of bare facts for anybody who didn't know. richard nixon was born in 1913, died in 1994 at age 81. he was a congressman from california, served on the house unamerican activities committee, elected the senate the same year jfk was, briefly in the senate and then was vice president for eight years under dwight eisenhower. ran for president in 1960, was defeated. two years later lost in running for governor of california and said you wasn't have dick nixon to kick around anymore and then came back and was elected in not 68, lasted five years and then resigned after facing articl

phil and kim dick were waiting for their 17-year-old daughter tamala and their 15-year-old granddaughter sasha. >> oh, my god. >> all of a sudden, a mighty flash and bang. it was deafening. we got thrown on the floor. and then there was rubble and dust everywhere. >> thick, acrid smoke. and ash was falling almost like snow. >> yeah. >> we thought we were just on the periphery of a much bigger explosion. >> i just went, my babies, my babies are in there. and then out, this little girl is staggering towards me with all her long blond hair all burnt, her face coming out of her mouth. big gash on her shoulder. >> kim half carried and we half dragged her to the foyer doors and initially laid her down. >> blood was coming out. >> she was choking on the flood. >> what did you see? >> horror, absolute horror. injured people, dead people. >> body parts. >> parts of people. blood, so much blood. literally puddles of blood mixed with ash. the only thing i saw was the remnants of the suicide bomber. basically the bottom half of the body in the middle of the corridor. >> and then my phone was ringing

i'm sorry, dick, for interrupting you. go on. >> i believe they're voting on the mcsally bill, but i could be wrong. >> are they still? i apologize. they already voted on mcsally. i'm sorry, dick, keep going with what you were saying about those who might not be able to afford the coverage and are fighting for their lives. >> no worries. the risk of high risk pools which they would put cancer patients and pre-ex into, they used to have waiting periods of six to 12 months. if you have a cancer diagnosis, you can't wait 6 to 12 months to get coverage. they generally had higher premiums than the regular market. it's really not a solution for people with preexisting conditions. what works in the employer-based market, what works in medicare is you have everyone in the same market, sick people, healthy people, they support each other. that's the american way. that's the way we should be doing it in the private market. it's worked for the past six years. when this bill goes over to the senate, we're going to change it and hopefu

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joining me now, illinois democrat senator dick durbin.to you. >> good afternoon. >> you told my colleague, willie geist, last friday that president trump is dangerous because he may be obstructing justice. but senator dianne feinstein has since said there is no evidence of russian collusion with the trump campaign. what's your reaction, and are democrats overplaying their hand, if you will? >> no. i think all of us are heartened by the decision to choose bob mueller as the special counsel, independent investigator and prosecutor of this case. he's a man of real skill. he has real principles and he'll put his country first. he is a republican by party identification years ago, but it makes no difference from my position. i trust his judgment. >> do you think this is a witch hunt, as the president suggests? >> i'll tell you, i really think it's demeaning and outrageous to suggest a witch hunt with bob mueller involved. this is a man that was a decorated combat veteran of the vietnam war, has been a federal judge. he was not only chosen to h

the senate's number two republican dick durbin and bill cassidy.s weekend the jared kushner story and discussions about setting up a possible back channel with russia. senator durbin, let's run with that. senator durbin: the bottom line is we have a special counsel in bob mueller. i have the highest level of confidence in him. i hope he will follow all the evidence, leads and suggestions. chris: do you have any specific comment about the kushner conversation and whether he should keep his security clearance? senator durbin: of course not. this is a rumor. and whether it's something that should be followed up on, i'll trust bob mueller's judgment. chris: senator castle difficult are you troubled by this. senator cassidy: i agree with senator durbin's assessment. people at home are more concerned about better jobs and healthcare with better benefits. chris: then let's switch to healthcare. the congressional budget office, non-partisan released its scoafort house bill this week. let's put the numbers up on the screen. it would reduce the deficit $119

foot locker, but i have to tell you, we're going to have to talk about dick's because dick's was very worrisome. maybe there is a recent foot locker although foot locker has done quite well during this period. but i have to tell you that the reaction is so vociferous when these companies miss that it is really incredible. kohl's did not really miss and the stock was crushed. macy's was a miss admittedly. jcpenney starts off by saying, listen, we're disappointed. nordstrom was confused. it is absolutely true that when i look at dick's, dick's is unhappy, but i come back and i say, look, don't give up on the consumer but the consumer seems to have everything they want when it comes to apparel. they seem to have everything. >> the argument for pent up demand is getting harder to make. last night you did say you thought some of these names maybe have come down too far too fast. >> kohl's has bought back 100 million shares. they are not in the mall. they can easily do some sort of a call ahead and we'll put it in your cart thing because of the logistics of it, but you know what, i'm trying

maybe we'll find a banana for your monkey. [ laughter ] >> i'm dick cavett. huntley, taller than mickey rooney and pure and honest as new jersey. >> "the dick cavett show," was amazing. you could get people like norman mailer and woody allen. >> my only new year's resolution this year, i think i'm going to try to sleep through the nixon administration. >> you would have authors on. you would have heavyweight boxers. there were conversations. >> when you mentioned the national anthem and talk about playing it in any unorthodox way, you immediately get a guaranteed percentage of hate mail from people who say how dare -- >> that is not unorthodox? >> it isn't unorthodox? >> no, no, i thought it was beautiful. there you go. >> i just thought anything that is interesting ought to have a place on a talk show rather than young pretty actresses who use the word "excited" in every sentence. you're not frequently seen on television. is that by choice? >> well, of course, it is the most impressive medium of all. it's the medium that will either save america or send it d

it's a dick wolf already. [ laughter ] that there, that's a dick wolf. congrats, man.hat a setup for that. how am i doing so far? am i doing all right? [ cheers and applause ] all right, well, thank you. we've got a good show for you tonight. from "gotham," ben mckenzie is here. we have music from incubus. and we'll be right back with maya rudolph. ♪ now look what you made me do♪o ♪ bringing new moves to the old school ♪ ♪ time for the whole world to enjoy the view ♪ ♪ we can go left they can go right ♪ ♪ save me a dance for the end of the night ♪ ♪ when i'm with you it's a party ♪ ♪ don't care where we're going ♪ ♪ 1, 2, 3 get loose no♪! ♪ it takes two to make a thing go right♪ ♪ it takes two to make it out of sight. ♪ a 10-speed direct-shift 5.0transmission.ine. a meticulously crafted interior. all of these are feats of engineering. combining them with near-perfect weight distribution.