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the giz wiz dick debartolo joins us now. as usual you found good things. >> some fun stuff. asked greg, how about tech under $10? he said, is there any? is there? these are great. little flexible usb l.e.d. lamps. any place you have a usb port, like in your laptop, plug it in the side. i have a little external phone charger here. plug it in. >> genius. >> you have a little lamp. you can put it on at the hotel, plug it in the laptop, fold it over, and you can see the keyboard. $8. and you get five of them. >> five for 8 bucks? what are you going to do with five of them? >> $1.60 each. >> not bad. >> there's a store called five below where everything is 5 bucks or less. i bought this virtual car. i am terrible at this but i made a video of how bad i am. download an app. the app gives you a little course for you to drive. and you put your car on it. then you -- >> wow. >> -- push on the roof, then that starts the car going. and then you theoretically are avoiding crashing. >> that's cool. >> of course i pretty much hit every single oncoming car. so finally i ended up that the a