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. -- that dick morris has finally found work again. [laughter] president clinton: of the clock is running down on the republicans in congress, too. i feel for them. they only have seven more months to investigate me. [laughter] president clinton: that is a lot of pressure. so little time, so many unanswered questions. [laughter] president clinton: for example over the last few months i have lost 10 pounds. where did they go? [laughter] president clinton: why haven't i produced them to the independent counsel? [laughter] president clinton: how did some of them managed to wind up on tim? [laughter] [applause] president clinton: some of you might think i have been busy writing my memoirs. i am not concerned about my memoirs, i am concerned about my resume. [laughter] president clinton: here is what i have got so far. [laughter] president clinton: career objective, state president. -- stay president. [laughter] president clinton: to be realistic, i would consider an executive position with another country. [laughter] president clinton: of

. -- dick morris has finally found work again. [applause] the clock is running on republicans in congress as well. they only have seven months to investigate me. [laughter] that is a lot of pressure. so little time. so many unanswered questions. [applause] for example over the last few months i have lost 10 pounds, where did they go? [laughter] why haven't i produced them to the independent counsel? how did some of them managed to wind up on tim russert? now some of you might think i have been busy writing my memoirs. i am not concerned about my memoirs, i am concerned about my resume. [laughter] here is what i've got so far career objectives, tuesday president. [laughter] but, being realistic, i would consider an executive position with another country. [laughter] of course i would prefer to stay within the g-8. [laughter] i am working hard on his resume deal. i have been getting a lot of tips on how to write it, mostly from my staff, they really seem to be up on this stuff. they tell me i have to use the active voice in a resume