i guess i'm spending christmas with gordon ramsey and dick van dyke doing "the voice." [ laughter ] >tretch than i feel like the last time you've been sort of in and out but you been in the states for a month, you've been in new york city a couple of weeks? >> i have, been here a couple of weeks. yeah, i've grown accustomed to it. sorry, i'm drunk as hell. >> seth: oh, yeah. [ light laughter ] do you feel -- [ cheers and applause ] >> i'm so drunk, i got my wires crossed with this show when you emailed me. i thought i was doing the day drinking thing. >> seth: oh no. [ light laughter ] i met up with a guy who it turns out only looks like you. [ laughter ] and me and him have been getting trashed all day long. i only knew i was meant to be here when you texted me going "buddy, you on your way?" and i was like "how have you texted me and been drinking a bowl of punch at the same time?" [ laughter ] >> seth: were you never curious as to why there were no cameras around? >> oh, i did, about five drinks in, i said "we should be filming this." he went "you're right" and then he started film