. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!onight, billy crystal, senate hopeful jaime harrison, and music from natanael cano. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, thank you. hi, everyone. thanks. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for joining us after the first and only vice presidential debate between senator kamala harris and magic mike pence. [ laughter ] this debate is important because one of these people could be our president someday. for mike pence the day could be tomorrow. [ laughter ] safety was a concern leading up to tonight's debate, seeing as how the white house is now the new wuhan. initially there was resistance to being extra cautious. but ultimately the president didn't want to put his vice poodle at additional risk. >> i want to thank the commission and the university of utah for hosting this event. and senator harris, it's a privilege to be on the stage. >> jimmy: now if they could just get him to stop humping trump's leg, they'll be set. [ laughter ] the truth is a la

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tracee ellis ross. eric andre. and music from tate mccray. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> hello, everyone. i'm the host. i'm glad you're watching. the day started with an unexpected message from the hope. remember that guy? in a new documentary, pope francis voiced his support for same-sex civil unions. prp [ cheers and applause ] he said homosexual people have the right to be in a family, nobody should be thrown out or made miserable because of it. and while that might seem obvious to most of us, it's a very big deal, because it is not the official position of the catholic church. and he's the pope of the church. the pope has gone rogue all of a sudden. [ laughter ] [ applause ] he's talking like jesus, it's crazy. while it is newsworthy, hearing him say this, francis as you know is not the first pope to endorse same-sex unions. the first pope to do it was pope rihanna back in 2018 at the met gala. it's crazy, we live in a time when the head of the catholic church is more progressive on same-sex marriage than the vice

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's jimmy kimmel live.onight, julie bowen, lamorne morris, and now, jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. welcome again to those of you who joined us earlier tonight in primetime for our first game night special. tonight, from the basketbubble in orlando, game one of the nba finals between the lakers and the heat. it's la versus miami, lip injections vs butt implants. early voting for this series, by mail-in ballot, started monday. hopefully you participated. it's interesting, somehow, ten players fighting over one ball tonight was more organized than last night's two-person debate. this was a fun combination of politics and basketball. last night after the debate, hassan whiteside, of the portland trail blazers tweeted and then deleted, "i can't do this for four more years. f america bro. i'm moving to hawaii." which very recently, in 1959 became part of america, but. then he claimed he didn't write it, using the time of posting as evidence. he said it was photoshopped fake ne

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, travis scott and lauren cohan.nd now, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us for -- boy, i woke up this morning and got one heck of a surprise. did you know that today is october? >> it's october, can you believe it? >> october the 1st already. >> can you believe it? >> no. >> october 1st, can you believe it? >> october 1st. >> can you believe it? >> october 1st, can you believe it? >> october 1st, can you believe it? >> october 1st, can you believe it? >> october. >> yeah, can you believe it? >> october. can you believe it? >> october 1st. >> i know. >> i'm lisa spooner. >> can you believe it? >> no. >> jimmy: yeah, it really came out of nowhere this year. yesterday, it was september, right? and then, all of a sudden! this has been another lousy week. we had a nice little distraction here in l.a., with the dodgers and the lakers, but between the virus and the debate, and the murder hornets are back again, the mood i

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live."onight bill maher, louis partridge, and music from 24 k golden. now kimmel. >> jimmy: hello. thanks everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for not turning the television off. we are eight days away from something. what, i don't know. no one knows. election day is a week from tomorrow. and we don't even know if we'll know who won. according to the polls, joe biden has a big lead. you know, it's interesting, the republicans are saying "don't pay attention to the polls, we are going to win!" and democrats are saying, "don't pay attention to the polls, there's a good chance we'll lose!" so, finally, something we agree on. i guess. the republican re-election strategy seems to be centered around making it as difficult as possible for us to vote. in texas, the governor, even though we are in the middle of a pandemic, banned additional mail-in drop-off boxes. there is only one ballot drop box per county in texas, the biggest county in texas has almost 5 million people! one b

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's jimmy kimmel live! tonight, octavia spencer, jay pharoah, and music from luav featuring conan gray. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: that's me, i'm jimmy kimmel. thanks for staying up late with us for a night of hot man-on-man debate action here in the united states. the "thrilla in nashvilla." the second and final presidential debate. and probably the last time joe biden and donald trump ever talk to each other. congratulations to those of you who bet joe biden would say "malarkey." he did. we cheered. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] tonight's debate was not the "wrestlemania" event most people were expecting. i think maybe somebody swapped trump's adderall out for tylenol. donald trump, by the way, is the only president who gets marks for good behavior. [ laughter ] like when you bring a 2-year-old on a plane. he tried very hard to resemble a human being tonight. the topics for this debate were american families, race in america, fighting covid-19, climate change, national security, and dipping s

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, david letterman. gillian jacobs. and music from gracie ache rbra. and now, jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for being with us. we're experiencing something rarely felt here in southern california lately. i think they call it happiness? do you remember that? [ laughter ] last night the dodgers beat the tampa bay rays. [ cheers and applause ] to win a first world series title in 32 years. and i got to say, besides seeing the dodgers win, it was exciting to see people touching each other again. it really was. you know, they held the world series at a neutral site in texas to protect the teams from covid-19. and it almost worked. dodgers third baseman, justin turner, was mysteriously pulled from the game after the seventh inning because his covid test results came back positive. why they didn't find out until the game was almost over i have no idea. major league baseball might want to invest in some slightly more rapid tests for the players. turner took all the necessary p

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, michael keaton. and music from blackpink. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, hi. oh, that's me. thank you, hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for joining us. we're just talking about the games. a big night for baseball fans here in l.a. [ cheers and applause ] the world series is under way. between the tampa bay rays and the l.a. dodgers, and it could not have come at a better time, this city needs a win right now. it's been, what, a week since the lakers won? a wrong week. they should call this one "the end of the world series." it's hard to focus on sports with this election coming up. the election's two weeks from today, which means we are only six months away from knowing who our next president will be. in l.a. county, if you vote in person on election day, you will not be required to wear a mask. voters who refuse to wear a mask will not be turned away. instead, they'll be escorted to an outdoor area to fill out their ballots there. you've hear

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, from the champion l.a. lakers, anthony davis. patrick dempsey. the bachelorette, clare crawley. and music from one republic. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh. oh, hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks for everything. it was an exciting day in america, the world even, i guess. this morning, apple unveiled their new iphone, the "iphone 12." last year around this time, they released the iphone 11. makes you wonder, what are these guys planning next? the iphone 13? [ laughter ] the new one comes in four different models, the iphone 12, the iphone 12 pro, the iphone 12 pro max, and for the first time ever, the "iphone 12 mini." apple loves to do this. they make their devices bigger and bigger, and then, out of nowhere, they release a small one to make you go "ew gross, look how fat my old phone is." i need the little one. but the nice thing about the mini is when you drop it, this one fits all the way down the toilet. we actually got our hands on the iphone

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, john cusack. leslie jones. and music from woodkid. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. hi, thanks. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching, thanks for joining us on a warm wednesday night in southern california. we're experiencing the calm before the storm right now. the election is fewer than three weeks away. have you noticed that they give you advice for election day, all of a sudden it sounds like an emergency preparedness pamphlet? it's like, locate your polling place in advance. bring bottled water. contact your neighbors. don't touch the doorknob if it's too hot. this could be quite a mess. there are already long lines. voting is under way in several states, including california, where not only are people casting their ballots, they're also cleaning them. >> sacramento county officials are asking people to stop disinfecting their mail-in ballots. the registrar of voters says they have received at least 100 ballots damaged by disinfecting alcohol spray. in one ca

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!ight -- armie hammer, marlon wayans, and music from jaden. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, hi there. thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for joining us on what was another all caps day here in the usa. before we get into it, i want to mention that we lost another beloved american today. the great eddie van halen, who we were lucky enough to have on our show. you remember van halen was here? they played outside. i remember watching rehearsal and he just started noodling, he was just testing the equipment. and it was like magic was coming out of his guitar. eddie was a very nice and very funny guy. he lost a long and difficult battle with cancer. he will be missed by many, and i know we all send our best to his family and friends. what a rotten year this has been. every day it's just another punch in the gut. but this morning our president woke up and tweeted -- "feeling great!" so that's good news. he is all hopped up on dexamethasone

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live."onight, shaquille o'neill, rachel nichols, and music from m asap ferg. now, jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. we are here on a friday night. a very unusual friday night. just when you thought 2020 couldn't get any 2020-er, last night, it's around 10:00, i just got home from throwing my ballots in the river. my wife and i are on the bed. making love. which means i'm on my computer, she's on her phone. and all of a sudden, everyone we know is texting us. everyone. our friends, co-workers, my parents, her parents, their parents. who have been deceased for years. it was a text-plosion. because the president wrote on twitter. "tonight, @flotus and i tested positive for covid-19. we will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. we will get through this together!" which. i don't know who's writing this year, but it's too much. it's not even believable anymore. it's ridiculous. aides said the president appeared to be lethargic over the past few d

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live."onight, senator bernie sanders, kal penn, and music from haim. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. welcome, greetings my fellow americans, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching in the aftermath of wrestlemania in cleveland tonight. it was the main event, sleepy versus sleazy. the first and hopefully the last debate between joe biden and donald trump. it got off to an interesting start, you know, they flipped a coin to determine who would get the first question, but when trump saw the quarter in the air, he said hey, that's how much i paid in taxes last year, and it went downhill from there. because of the pandemic, there's no opening handshake, no physical contact. the candidates remained socially distant the whole time. it was like date night with melania. biden faced an unusual challenge. how do you debate a pathological liar? it's like debating a parrot. you can make whatever points you want but you know the parrot's just going to s

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, liam neeson. killer mike.nd music from norah jones. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi there, hi. oh, hi, guys. it's so good to see you. all right. hey, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. welcome to those of you who joined us in primetime for our "nba game night" special. we don't know who won the game even though you know who won. whisper it in my ear, i won't tell everybody, i swear. guillermo and i spent the last couple of weeks phone banking for the lakers so we hope they pull this out. going home to watch the game? >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: any other plans for the weekend? >> guillermo: nothing. >> jimmy: nothing? >> guillermo: going to my spinning class. >> jimmy: oh, right. >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: why do you do that when you say spinning class? >> guillermo: because i cannot do this. >> jimmy: okay, all right. oh, yeah. you know, you've been posting pictures of that, right? >> guillermo: yeah, that's right. >> jimmy: do the people in the class know you're taking pictures of their butts and po

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, chris evans. music from perfume genius. and from the world series champion l.a. dodgers, clayton kershaw and cody bellinger. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, there, everyone. i'm jimmy, i am the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for joining me and the 20 members of our crew who will be pretending to laugh tonight. [ laughter ] you know, we've all been wondering when is life going to get back to normal? the answer is, how the hell would i know? even if we do get a vaccine, sometime in the next few months dr. fauci says we might not be back to normal until 2022. so hang on to your hydroxy if you still have the. [ laughter ] remember when we were kids and we all thought we'd have flying cars by 2022? now it's like, maybe in the future we'll be able to go to a movie without killing our grandma. [ laughter ] cases are going up and up about. i think they had the third-highest report of infections so far today. much of that is attributed to what they call pandemic fatigue. people are sick

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- josh gad. former governor john kasich. and music from foo fighters. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: oh. well. oh, that's me, right? okay, hi. hi, everyone, i'm jimmy, i am the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on what was supposed to be debate night here on abc. presidential debate number two was scheduled for this evening, but instead we got two dueling town halls. joe biden on abc, donald trump on nbc. nbc pulled a very sneaky move. after trump refused to participate in a virtual debate, they swooped in and gave him his own hour opposite joe biden. and while many are wondering why nbc would schedule this at the same time as biden's town hall, instead of on another night or even just in another time slot, so we could see what both candidates have to say, the answer to the question is, nbc sucks. [ laughter ] that's why. you should never watch that channel. [ cheers and applause ] it's a real peacock block is what it was. joe biden took questions from voters in

be right back with h.e.r. >> dicky: tonight's performance by h.e.r.visit vote.ca.gov to find your nearest location. then drop off your ballot. your vote will be secure and counted. there are other ways to vote too. just return your vote-by-mail ballot at your voting location or mail it back. or you can vote safely in-person during early voting or on election day. vote the way you're most comfortable - but vote by 8pm on november 3rd. >> jimmy: thanks to anne hathaway and david muir. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next. but first, here with the song "damage," h.e.r.! ♪ ♪ if you got it it ain't a question it ain't no room for guessing ♪ >> jimmy: no more than emotionally invested showing you all my imperfections no ♪ ♪ if i let you don't take me for granted if i'm worth more than you could manage ♪ ♪ open with me oh you could be honest closer to me oh giving me solace ♪ ♪ promise that you won't let me fall ♪ ♪ holding me tight loving me right giving my life all night ♪ ♪ you could be tellin me lies making me cry wasting my time ♪ ♪ the whole ti

it stays windy the further south you are but further north the winds will ease, the dickie across scotlandtuesday, our area of low pressure from the weekend, that finally spends away, the showers fade a little temporary ridge of high pressure builds its way in so that will calm things down for a time through the early hours of tuesday. it will be a chilly start to tuesday, but the calmer interlude doesn't last long, the rain already splashing into the west through the first part of the day, and the band of heavy rain will push eastwards. again, some blustery winds and they will travel along way across the atlantic, they will whip up across the atlantic, they will whip up some rough across the atlantic, they will whip up some rough seas, across the atlantic, they will whip up some rough seas, there could be big waves crashing into western coastal areas. northern scotland will hold on to brightness, and as we head into wednesday, this deep area of low pressure continues to spin to the north—west, it will feed further showers are longer spells of rain across the british isles. it stays unsett

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, borat, emma roberts and music from ozuna featuring doja cat. and now, jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: hello. oh, that's right. hi, everyone. thanks, i appreciate it. i'm jimmy. thanks for watching. i hope your monday was good, your weekend. something very strange happened to me over the weekend. sunday morning, i woke up. i was alone in the house. the kids were at their grandparents'. my wife was walking for no reason. so i wake up, go to the kitchen, and i notice that a bird has, what's theor

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live."her, louis partridge, and music from 24 k golden. now kimmel. >> jimmy: hello. thanks everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for not turning the television off. we are eight days away from something. what, i don't know. no one knows. election day is a week from tomorrow. and we don't even know if we'll know who won. according to the polls,

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's jimmy kimmel live! tonight, octavia spencer, jay pharoah, and music from luav featuring conan gray. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: that's me, i'm jimmy kimmel. thanks for staying up late with us for a night of hot man-on-man debate action here in the united states. the "thrilla in nashvilla." the second and final presidential debate. and probably the last time joe biden and donald trump ever talk to each other. congratulations to those of you who bet joe biden would say "malarkey." he did. we cheered. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, anne hathaway. david muir. and music from h.e.r. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: well, thank you. hi. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. welcome, welcome. it's tuesday night, a week away from e.d., election day. i feel like i'm waiting for the results of a biopsy right now. that's the mood i'm in. you try to put it out of your mind, you try to think of other things, then you turn on the tv and they pull you right back in. >> do you believe it's already tuesday? >> a week away from election day. >> just seven da

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, michael keaton. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, hi. oh, that's me. thank you, hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for joining us. we're just talking about the games. a big night for baseball fans here in l.a. [ cheers and applause ] the world series is under way. between the tampa bay rays and the l.a. dodgers, and it could not have come at a better time, this city needs a win right now. it's been, what, a week since the lakers won? a wrong

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- josh gad. john kasich. and music from foo fighters. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: oh. well. oh, that's me, right? okay, hi. hi, everyone, i'm jimmy, i am the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on what was supposed to be debate night here on abc. presidential debate number two was scheduled for this evening, but instead we got two dueling town halls. joe biden on abc, donald trump on nbc. nbc pulled a very sneaky move. after trump refused to pa

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, david letterman. gillian jacobs.rom gracie ache rbra. and now, jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for being with us. we're experiencing something rarely felt here in southern california lately. i think they call it happiness? do you remember that? [ laughter ] last night the dodgers beat the tampa bay rays. [ cheers and applause ] to win a first world series title in 32 years. and i got to say, besides seeing the dodgers win, it was exciting to see people touching each

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live."onight, shaquille o'neill, rachel nichols, and music from m asap ferg. now, jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. we are here on a friday night. a very unusual friday night. just when you thought 2020 couldn't get any 2020-er, last night, it's around 10:00, i just got home from throwing my ballots in the river. my wife and i are on the bed. making love. which means i'm on my computer, she's on her phone. and all of a sudden, everyone we know is texting us. everyone.

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!l, senate hopeful jaime harrison, and music from natanael cano. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, thank you. hi, everyone. thanks. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for joining us after the first and only vice presidential debate between senator kamala harris and magic mike pence. this debate is important because one of these people could be our president someday. for mike pence the day could be tomorrow. [ laughter ] safety was a concern leading up to tonight's debate, seeing as how the white house is now the new wuha

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- tracee ellis ross. eric andre.nd music from tate mcrae. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, what a surprise, thanks. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. i'm glad you're watching. there was a lot going on, starting with -- the day started with an unexpected message from the pope. remember that guy? in a new documentary, pope francis voiced his support for same-sex civil unions. [ cheers and applause ] he said homosexual ppl

i dickie was diagnosed four days ago come early in the morning on friday —— i think he was. doctors they we re noticeably better. the doctors they were talking about how he is back. have you seen patients get that much better on day four and then get very sick again, or that be unusual for you? i think it would be unusual at this point to be ready to be discharged from the hospital. given he is been discharged to the white house, which is not exact we going to your home, with home health, i'm sure he's going to get very good support any house as well. it is encouraging he is doing as well as he can. nobody can say, and the white house doctors and said, we are not out of the wood yet and probably will not be until this coming weekend. i and say to her audience, the life pictures as well, the light pictures of marine one, which is touched down at walter reed facility touched down at walter reed facility to conducted white house. how long is he still infectious for? do we know that? it is a critical question. and if you look at cdc guidelines, typically about ten days from the

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, from the champion l.a.. patrick dempsey. the bachelorette, clare crawley. and music from one republic. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh. oh, hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks for everything. it was an exciting day in america, the world even, i guess. this morning, apple unveiled their new iphone, the "iphone 12." last year around this time, they released the iphone 11. makes you wonder, what are these guys planning next? the iphone 13? [ laughter ]

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tracee ellis ross. eric andre.nd music from tate mccray. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> hello, everyone. i'm the host. i'm glad you're watching. the day started with an unexpected message from the hope. remember that guy? in a new documentary, pope francis voiced his support for same-sex civil unions. prp ee

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live game night." tonight's guest, bill murray. and now jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: oh, that's enough, it's too much already. thank you. hello and thank you for joining us ahead of nba finals game four between the l.a. lakers and jimmy butler. what looked like it might be a sweep turned into a miami rout in game three. the lakers are now up 2-1 on the heat. now e, because the games are being played in the bubble, they've had virtual fans in the crowd. people like barack obama, shaquille o'neal and this notable gentleman. >> "jimmy kimmel live," new late tonight on abc. there's his guy. >> yeah, that's my guy. mike breen doesn't know your name, right? >> guillermo: no. >> jimmy: did you have fun? >> guillermo: a lot of fun. >> jimmy: what are you actually watching? >> guillermo: i'm watching a game on the computer. >> jimmy: not on tv? >> guillermo: no. >> jimmy: i don't like the virtual crowd thing. i would rather hear what the players are saying to each other. lebron dunks on jimmy butler and all you hear is canned applause that's pro

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, travis scott and lauren cohan.! [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us for -- boy, i woke up this morning and got one heck of a surprise. did you know that today is october? >> it's october, can you believe it? >> october the 1st already. >> can you believe it? >> no. >> october 1st, can you believe it? >> october 1st. >> can you believe it? >> october 1st, can you believe it? >> october 1st, can you believe it?

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, chris evans.usic from perfume genius. and from the world series champion l.a. dodgers, clayton kershaw and cody bellinger. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, there, everyone. i'm jimmy, i am the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for joining me and the 20 members of our crew who will be pretending to laugh tonight. [ laughter ] you know, we've all been wondering when is life going to get back to normal? the answer is, how the hell would i know? even if we do get a vaccine, sometime in the next few months dr. fauci says we

that they finally managed to convince dickie to return to his old hunting grounds. leak. leak.in singapore greenery and hanging gardens abound that is the government's master plan and that in one of the most densely populated cities in the world it has the same surface area as hamburg but 3 times as many inhabitants with almost 6000000 residents. that has its price while the animals have less and less space when problems arise these volunteer animal rescue workers are on hand and more and more calls are coming in almost $9000.00 diggin out. there and. they want to free this asian palm civet from the entrance grill these little predators tend to make themselves at home under roofs that may be unpleasant for residents but this area used to be these animals territory long before the 1st homes were built here. if the asian palm civet is now free and the problem is resolved at least for the moment i guess people do feel frustrated because of the noise created and all that but i think. if the issue is. running around even that the space then reify soon as yourself to prevent it from

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!marlon wayans, and music from jaden. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, hi there. thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for joining us on what was another all caps day here in the usa. before we get into it, i want to mention that we lost another beloved american today. the great eddie van halen, who we were lucky enough to have on our show. you remember van halen was here? they played outside. i remember watching rehearsal and he just started noodling, he was just testing the equipment.

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. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's jimmy kimmel live.ht, julie bowen, lamorne morris, and now, jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. welcome again to those of you who joined us earlier tonight in primetime for our first game night special. tonight, from the basketbubble in orlando, game one of the nba finals between the lakers and the heat. it's la versus miami, lip injections vs butt implants. early voting for this series, by mail-in ballot, started monday. hopefully you participated. it's interesting, somehow, ten players fighting over one ball tonight was more organized than

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, liam neeson. killer mike.my: hi there, hi. oh, hi, guys. it's so good to see you. all right. hey, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. welcome to those of you who joined us in primetime for our "nba game night" special. we don't know who won the game even though you know who won. whisper it in my ear, i won't tell everybody, i swear.

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, john cusack. leslie jones.woodkid. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. hi, thanks. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching, thanks for joining us on a warm wednesday night in southern california. we're experiencing the calm before the storm right now. the election is fewer than three weeks away. have you noticed that they give you advice for election day, all of a sudden it sounds like an emergency preparedness pamphlet? it's like, locate your polling place in advance. bring boted

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. welcome, greetings my fellow americans, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching in the aftermath of wrestlemania in cleveland tonight. it was the main event, sleepy versus sleazy. the first and hopefully the last debate between joe biden and donald trump. it got off to an interesting start, you know, they flipped a coin to determine who would get the first question, but when trump saw the quarter in the air, he

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. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, borat, emma roberts and music from ozuna featuring doja cat. and now, jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: hello. oh, that's right. hi, everyone. thanks, i appreciate it. i'm jimmy. thanks for watching. i hope your monday was good, your weekend. something very strange happened to me over the weekend. sunday morning, i woke up. i was alone in the house. the kids were at their grandparents'. my wife was walking for no reason. so i wake up, go to the kitchen, and i notice that a bird has, what's the word we can use on tv, emptied on our door, which is not great, but whatever, not a big deal. but then i'm looking at it and i'm wondering, how did it hit at that angle? did the bird come in sideways, like it was sliding into second base? how did this get there? and that's when i realized that the pigeon guano was coming from inside the door! ♪ it was inside. i still don't know how it happened. from a physics standpoint, it doesn't make any sense. i guess logic tells me that the door must have be

a testament to the city's grandeur but tickets later the theater has become a symbol of moneyless dickie now the philippine government is changing their government buildings the universities and monasteries were just some of the many structures that were destroyed in manila during world war 2. but rebuilding a life and a city from scratch has proven difficult and some experts seem manila has never truly recovered. president trump says the u.s. will remove so than from its list of state sponsors of terrorism once it compensates american victims and their families. alone barbara starr you're watching al-jazeera live from london also coming up as confirmed coronavirus cases around the world pass 14000000 iran's suffer as its most that's in a single day our london wales meanwhile announced new corner of our us lockdowns poland says it's turning its national stadium into one hospital.

but there's really been said dicky was reconstructed we don't permit and issued as a militia ordered last month our interview were cut short as he hears that the israeli army has arrived in the village with the bulldozer residents say soldiers give them one minute to do. it took the family months to build their brick house and less than an hour to see you get demolished. al-jazeera. clo this is the news hour on al-jazeera back to go live from our world headquarters in doha coming up in the next 60 minutes a week to go until the u.s. presidential election and record numbers of americans are casting their ballots early. a bomb blast killed at least 8 people and injures more than $100.00 others at a religious school in pakistan also this hour calls for a peaceful election in tanzania after violence and the arrest of an opposition leader in zines a car and the toll of yemen's war on children the u.n. says tens of thousands are suffering acute malnutrition. i'm joined again with the sport as paralympic sprinter blake leeper loses his appeal to her to use prosthetic legs to true qualify fo