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. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, larry david, david chang, and music from phoebe bridgers. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, thank you. hi, welcome. thank you very much. that's very nice. too much already. [ cheers and applause ] i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. on a day that will -- well, it won't exactly live in infamy. but today is a debatably notable day. today is the anniversary of something everyone has used and almost no one knows anything about. today is the anniversary of -- well, not the text messages. today is the anniversary of the typing awareness indicator. [ laughter ] the official name for the three little dots that come up when someone is composing a response to your text. do you like those things? no, nobody does. they're a torture device. like if i text a friend, "we still on for lunch?" i send it. i wait. the dots appear. they start bouncing around. and then half the time, they just go away. with no response. w

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" "eternals," salma hayek and kumail nanjiani. plus music from bleachers. and now jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. thank you. oh, that's very -- thank you. you know, thank you. hi, welcome. thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. thanks for -- that's very nice. i have to say, you know -- sometimes i feel like we look around at the world, and we see all the negatives. the advancements we make can also move us backwards. the things that are supposed to make our lives better, oftentimes make it worse. but it's also important to acknowledge and appreciate the marvels that come from the human mind. these ideas, i mean -- we're on television right now. there are miracles that happen around us every day. yesterday, we saw an elderly actor who played captain kirk get launched into actual space. [ laughter ] and we're all just like, "yeah, okay, whatever." today, i happened across something that barely even made the news. eveven though it could have a major imp

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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- billie eilish -- and zach galifianakis -- and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. very nice. hi, everybody. i appreciate that, thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. i'm grad you're watching. thank you for joining us here tonight in hollywood, california, on another billionaire blast-off day. did you see the launch this morning? this morning in texas. blue origin, the company founded by jeff bezos, prime-delivered their second group of civilian passengers into space and back today. and guess who's in that rocket? t.j. hooker himself, william shatner. he is now the oldest person ever to go to space. he's 90 years old. which you don't launch a 90-year-old man into space. [ laughter ] his testicles are probably mid-leg already, put 5 gs on those, they could kill everyone on board. that's how kenny rogers died. but he made it back alive. thank god. can you imagine if jeff bezos killed captain kirk? [ laughter ] and then turned to camera and started sp

right now, o >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- ll cool j -- nick robinson -- and music from tems. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for coming. very nice. thanks for watching as we are -- [ cheers and applause ] thanks for being here. we are at our headquarters here in hollywood where it's both pumpkin spice and flu season. [ laughter ] not a coincidence. every year -- it seems like flu season comes earlier every year. my neighbors already put their flu decorations up for two weeks now. [ laughter ] dr. fauci says americans should get their flu shots as soon as possible. and we always listen to what he says, so listen to what he says. you know, i was thinking about it and for years, people have just been getting the flu shot. it wasn't a big deal. and i think that's because we call it the flu shot, not the flu vaccine, even though it is vaccine -- [ laughter ] "vaccine" sounds controversial now. whereas shot just sounds like something you

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, dan levy, and music from rufus du sol. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you, thank you. welcome. [ cheers and applause ] thanks, everybody. that's very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us. i hope that those of you watching at home are safe and sound as a storm pounds the northeastern united states, threatening halloween celebrations this weekend, particularly in new england, where they are already threatened by humans, by people who are trying to take halloween away. [ laughter ] i know the country is very divided right now. but this i believe might be the kind of thing that will unite us. maybe not. probably not. but there's a school district in melrose, massachusetts just a few miles north of boston that has decided to, quote, deemphasize halloween. and not because of covid. it has nothing to do with covid. schools will not host their annual halloween festivities this year tha

dan: >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, martin short, jonathan majors and music from walk the moon. and now, jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. that's very nice. i appreciate it. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. i want to wish happy indigenous people's or columbus day, depending on which cable news channel you watch. [ laughter ] it's weird to celebrate these on the same day. it's like celebrating herpes on valentine's day. they don't really go together. [ laughter ] for whatever reason, columbus has become some sort of rallying point for republicans. listen, i'm italian. i used to think -- i don't know. this is a guy who got lost on his way to india. then when he got there and it wasn't india, he just kept calling it india. and calling the people indians. he was a jerk is what he was. [ laughter ] did you know columbus never even set foot in north america? >> guillermo: no? >> jimmy: see? he was never here

and then, they talk a little and then dickie slaps tony again tony slaps dickie.when you get slapped that many times, how do you feel when you're told the scene got cut? [ laughter ] >> yeah, well, it was -- i was pretty -- pretty shocked i mean, it was -- we also only shot that scene that day so it was, like, 12 hours of -- of 3 slaps a scene and bernthal was like -- he would be like, "you know, i'm a pro. so, like, my slaps don't hurt, right? might key that and you don't look at the punisher and go like, "these slaps don't hurt at all, man." [ laughter ] like, "i'm totally game. and like, "this is hitting me hard." yeah, but it was -- it was great, you know? it was, like, the rite of passage, like you said and it was great. >> seth: you also -- i guess, was your first film role was "ocean's eight?" >> yeah. >> seth: i mean, i think people to this day still say it's your movie. [ laughter ] >> yeah, exactly it's my -- my -- >> seth: yeah. >> good -- >> seth: i mean, a lot of oscar winners are in it. >> yeah. >> seth: an incredibly talented cast >> it was amazing.

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- ringo starr -- simone biles -- and music from the doobie brothers. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. thank you. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i'm glad you're in a good mood, because i tell you what, you picked a fun one to be at. we have a legendary lineup for you tonight. a ringo starr-studded show. [ cheers and applause ] one of the beatles, ringo starr, is here. to save us. and we have american royalty in the building tonight, too. olympic gold medalist simone biles. [ cheers and applause ] and the doobie brothers with tom johnston and michael mcdonald. [ cheers and applause ] i'll tell you something. personally, cleto and i have been looking forward to this since we were 12 years old. [ laughter ] since we wore socks pulled all the way up to our knees. we get two songs from the doobies tonight. what a night. what a magical time of year this is. the smell of pumpkin spice is ever

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- tracy morgan, penn badgley, and music from billy strings. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. we are back to work. thank you for braving the elements to be with us on a rare day of rain here in southern california. this morning, everyone in l.a. went in the closet and found their one and only waterproof jacket. it's so funny when it rains here. my favorite thing is seeing how my co-workers dress. usually everyone is in jeans, maybe a button down shirt. but the second there's a drizzle, everyone shows up dressed like the gorton's fisherman. you know we had an earthquake yesterday at 7:00 a.m. it measured a magnitude of 3.6. for those of who are not familiar with what that means, i also have no idea. no one does. i didn't even feel it. >> i didn't feel it either. >> jimmy: were you in bed when it happened? >> i woke up around 8:00 or something. >> jimmy: they should start measuring earthquakes by how many people

ha a >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, john stamos. l.a. laker russell westbrook. and music from alice merton. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. very nice of you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for masking up and spreading out to be here in our studio. in hollywood. in california, which, according to our governor, will be the first state to mandate covid vaccination for all students who go to school in-person. which is something -- well, not everyone is happy about. angry parents have been protesting outside local school board meetings. you can see they made signs. they are not your kids. i won't co-parent with the government. they do not like the idea of requiring kids to get vaccinations to go to school. even though we've been requiring kids to get vaccinations to go to school for 150 years. seriously. did you know this? >> no, jimmy. i didn't know. >> jimmy: in the 1850s, the state of massachusetts required vaccination against smallpox, which is a disease we don't have any long

james bond >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- daniel craig, eric wareheim, and music from x ambassadors. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: wow. thank you. hi, everybody. very nice. thank you. welcome. i appreciate it. thanks. hi. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on an exciting night here in los angeles. a night of dodger baseball. about six miles or really just a two-hour drive from here. [ laughter ] the dodgers are playing the cardinals in the national league wild card game. despite the fact they have the second-best record in all of baseball, they won 106 games, which is a lot, they're in a one game, winner moves on, loser goes home series with the cardinals, who won 16 fewer games than they. can you believe that? >> guillermo: that's crazy. >> jimmy: just wanted to see if you're awake. [ laughter ] did you watch the game last night? >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: last night the red sox beat their hated rivals, new york yankees, at fenway pa

. ♪ >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!onight -- rami malek, melissa benoist, and music from old dominion. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. thanks very much. thank you. i'm jimmy, i am the host of the show. i thank you for watching at home. thank you for joining us here. i'm glad you survived the elements last night. boy, i tell you something, you guys know. the unthinkable happened last night here in los angeles. it rained. [ laughter ] rain came down, damnedest thing. we were all looking at each other, not kidding, "what is this, what's going on here?" we haven't seen rain since i don't even remember when. so i get home after the show. i open the door. my kids are like "dad!" it was as if i'd been lost at sea. [ laughter ] they were in a panic. because they don't know what rain is, they don't know what to do, it's not a normal thing. they're like "lock the doors! it's gonna get in!" really. [ laughter ] and then we watched this lightning storm. which i don't think i've ever seen anythi

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- regina king. lenny clarke. and a special appearance by bill murray. plus music from the kid laroi. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. welcome. very nice. thanks. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. thank you for joining us. please relax. i'm happy you're here. i'm kind of happy to see no one's wearing a costume tonight. although there's a guy in a gold gym tank top that may be in companies towel, i'm not sure. [ cheers ] this is that magical time of year when adults who have no business being in costume get in costume. i am not a halloween kind of guy. you know, i carry myself with a quiet dignity. [ laughter ] like a young sidney poitier. but there are some men, 60-year-old men, who apparently cannot resist. and one of those men is the mayor of new york. bill deblasio got the holiday off to an early start by boldly going where no politician belongs. >> now i'm switching to another important topic, halloween is almost here. and it's time to choose your

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- charlize theron. and music from elvis costello and juanes. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. appreciate it. welcome. thank you, hi. cleto, thank you. guillermo, that's very nice. thanks. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching from home. thank you for joining us here in hollywood, california on what was a very busy day in washington. we woke up this morning on the verge of a government shutdown. did you know that? >> guillermo: i didn't know that. >> jimmy: of course you didn't know. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: i swear. >> jimmy: you had no idea? >> guillermo: no. >> jimmy: maybe i should skip the whole damn thing, then. [ laughter ] the government was going to run out of money at midnight tonight. but enough members of congress got their act together to pass a "stop-gap" funding bill that will keep things going until december 3rd, which just happens to be ozzy osbourne's birthday. coincidence? yes! it is a coincidence. [ laughter and applause ] and then i gu

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- ellen pompeo -- henry winkler -- and music from billy idol. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone, thank you. ♪ thank you, i appreciate it. hi, welcome. thanks, fellas. very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] we are coming to you from our home in los angeles where the spirits are very high right now after a glorious night for dodgers fans last night. [ cheers and applause ] and a terrible one for st. louis. if you didn't watch it, the dodgers prevailed in one of the most exciting wild card finishes ever. a walk-off home run with two outs in the bottom of the ninth, the whole thing. and it's funny because you think of baseball along with hot dogs and apple pie -- a very old-timey american sport. but the game last night, if you thought it was exciting in english, wait until you hear it in russian, korean, and japanese. [ speaking foreign language ] [ speaking foreign language ] [ speakin

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- jeremy renner and olivia rodrigo. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you. thank you. thank you very much. hi, everyone. very nice. welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. i knew i could count on you. thank you. i appreciate it. i'm glad you're excited. we have a good show for you tonight. with jeremy renner and olivia rodrigo are here with us. [ cheering ] following game one of the world series, between the atlanta braves and the houston astros. who are you rooting for, guillermo? >> guillermo: none of them, jimmy. the dodgers. >> jimmy: the dodgers aren't in it any more. you don't have any preference either way. >> guillermo: i don't like none of them. houston are cheaters and the braves eliminated the dodgers. none of them. >> jimmy: maybe this will help you decide. >> was looking at the mascots for the teams. on the left, you have the astros mascot "orbit," and on right, it's "blooper" for the atlanta braves' inexplicable mascot. by the way, they do make pants for the moss scots. thes

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. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"e bridgers. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, thank you. hi, welcome. thank you very much. that's very nice. too much already. [ cheers and applause ] i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. on a day that will -- well, it won't exactly live in infamy. but today is a debatably notable day.

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live."moon. and now, jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. happy indigenous peoples' or columbus day, depending on which cable news channel you watch. it's weird to celebrate these on the same day. it's like celebrating herpes on

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