dictionary.com yesterday, i don't know if you heard this, they unveiled their word of the year.y do this every year. the word of the year for 2022 is -- [ drumroll ] "woman." the word of the year. [ cheers and applause ] is that exciting? i think it's terrific. you know, it wasn't so long ago women weren't even allowed in the dictionary. and now -- [ laughter ] the word of the year is woman? i don't know, maybe we're not doing such a good job with the whole equality thing if the dictionary has to give its best new artist award to half the human race. [ laughter ] the senior director of editorial at dictionary.com, john kelly, said the very matter of the definition of the word "woman" was at the center of so many consequential moments, discussions, and decisions in our society. well, that case, congratulations. it's taken 200,000 years since language was created, we finally have a word for you and it's woman. [ laughter ] so, dictionary.com's word of 2022 was "woman." oxford's word of the year was "goblin mode." for real. [ laughter ] and merriam-webster's was "gaslighting" in 20

according to dictionary.com, women are officially in the zeitgest because of major stories like the supremethe death of queen elizabeth ii. right. because when queen elizabeth died, we were definitely googling the word "woman"... ( laughter ) and not "corgies, euthanized, question mark?" ( laughter ) >> louis: ( laughs ) oh, god! oh. >> stephen: i'm not saying i would do it! just curious. meanwhile, scientists have uncovered the oldest known narrative piece of art. it's an 11,000-year-old carving in turkey that features a man holding his phallus as leopards corner him. it's a tale as old as time. ( laughter ) anyone who's ever had a leopard safety course knows... if you're naked and encounter a leopard, hold your junk. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> stephen: that's a cheetah. i think that was a cheetah. ( laughter and applause ) meanwhile, "scientists have designed a 'vagina on a chip'." great, another one of those weird canadian flavors. ( laughter ) first ketchup, now this. hofully, t vagina chilore suesse hter )nital themed snack: >> louis: oh, god. >> stephen: okay, and i'm being informed that these chips ar