dildo, dildo, dildo, i made you out of clay. let's all cut scott walker some slack. that's what the holiday season's all about. soto my jewish viewers, i, i tonight raise a glass of lenny kravitz and say a hearty l'heimlich maneuver." ( cheers and applause ) folks, i don't want to act like i'm holier than thou. i'm from south carolina. we say holier than y'all. this is yahweh or no way. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ ♪ nation, i consider myself a proud bible thumper. of course, i stopped when i discovered the bible frowns on pre-marital thumping. of course, i don't read it much since all my favorite bible stories are the ones i don't have to read because they're movies. i find god's message of eternal love goes down smoother when drenched with golden topping. that's why i am so pumped for the upcoming biblical epic, "exodus: gods and kings." it's the perfect holiday movie, because nothing says christmas like passover. ( laughter ) now, for all my heathen viewers, "exodus" is the thrilling tale of one man standing against the pharaoh to free his people from slavery, this t