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. >> do i get -- >> ding, ding, ding. >> yea!. >> next one, george, please. >> in 2012, i moderated a republican presidential debate in des moines with this woman. she hosted "gma" too. >> what is -- no. who is diane sawyer? diane! that was good. >> the woman who sits here. >> who sits here. and had big news yesterday. >> yes. and whose pens we like to put back. >> george, we have another one, right? >> on this week's segment i jokingly kind of suggested the part of this team's name generating anger wasn't this nickname but washington. >> you know this one? >> who are the washington redskins. >> ding, ding, ding. yes. >> you can answer "jeopardy!" questions if you have a partner. >> tag-team "jeopardy!" works better. i like that. i've never gotten it right. always they have to say who is, who is? >> next question. >> in a 2013 one-on-one with president obama on the shifting situation in syria, i had to ask, don't you worry this world leader and assad supporters is playing you? >> we are news people. so we kind of know this. >> do

stats. [ indistinct shouting ] ♪ it's so close to the options floor... [ indistinct shouting, bell dingingyou'll bust your brain box. ♪ all on thinkorswim from td ameritrade. ♪ [ indistinct shouting ] [ male announcer ] time and sales data. split-second stats. [ indistinct shouting ] ♪ it's so close to the options floor... [ indistinct shouting, bell dinging ] ...you'll bust your brain box. ♪ all on thinkorswim from td ameritrade. >>> who says sell in may? apple shares up over 7% this month but if history is any indication next week's worldwide developer's conference could spell trouble for the stock. dan, what do you see? >> it's interesting. this is a name we've been -- the investment community has been infatuated with for ten years now, but since that september 2012 top above $700, i mean, sentiment has been getting worse and increasingly worse. we just had this shift right now. the stock is up 13% on the year. the company just made this acquisition for beats. it's a really exciting thing. they're bringing some real creative talent and people seem really excited. i just wanted to take a

(elevator ding) yeah. they keep making 'em bigger every year. buildings.was born here. oh, you were born here, in the elevator? kidding, it's my new york sarcastic sense of humor. (dinging) looks like we caught the local. and what about you-- you doing all right? everything all right? uh-huh. life. yeah, i'm fine, thank you. i'm fine, too. i just need my first cup of coffee, then i'm a little better. not good for you, it's not that bad for you. like red wine. they say you have a glass of red wine and it's good for your heart. this week went by fast, didn't it? i mean, it's already thursday. i was telling somebody yesterday, i go, "what is it, tuesday--" they go, "no, wednesday." i go, "shut up." they go, "look." i looked, you know, and it was wednesday, they were right, but, yeah, you know, you gotta enjoy-- we got a couple of days left so we can enjoy those, that's for sure. so how you doing, all right? mm-hmm, fine. me too, but rents keep going up, paycheck stays the same. give me a break, right?

>> ding ding ding. except not yet the ex-boyfriend. really mad. reason she was upset enough to take all his stuff, put it on the ground and start up a fire. some people come out to see what's going on. you see people peeking out because there is something burning. but eventually guess who comes home? >> boyfriend whose stuff is burning. >> guy in the orange shirt seems to be the boyfriend. he gets close to the fire and realizes that's my stuff. gets really close, takes a really close look, and then he walks over to her. some kind of exchange between both of them. after that exchange he just walks right into the home, locks her outside and wait to see when he appears again. >> he's going to have a handful of her stuff. >> you are wise. watch this. >> what is that? >> looks like he grabbed a big plastic tub and dumped a bunch of her stuff in it, dumped that over the fire, runs back inside, closes the door. >> she's trying to save her stuff. >> some girl in the background is like love you, sorry. >> if she was supportive she would give a garden hose

ding-ding-ding-dinga-ding-ding- ding.you know, maybe i -- i spoke too soon when i said the language is the most impression -- most impressive thing you've done. because you ran -- how many marathons in how many days? >> 43 in 51 days. >> seth: 43 full marathons. [ cheers and applause ] in 51 days for charity. i cannot believe -- i've run two marathons. i needed six years apart to do it. [ laughter ] i can't believe did you that many. >> i do remember when i finished the second marathon in the second day, i did think i could just stop now and i could talk about this for years. say, "i did two marathons in two days once." and i just thought i could live off that. but then did i the third one and then i did the fourth one. it's easier after ten. there's the thing. there's a little fact for you. [ laughter ] after ten, your brain goes, "okay, we're going to do a marathon. where are we going today?" [ laughter ] and you actually get used to it and the body gets harder. it gets tougher. >> seth: yeah. >> you know? and i always

stats. [ indistinct shouting ] ♪ it's so close to the options floor... [ indistinct shouting, bell dinging bust your brain box. ♪ all on thinkorswim from td ameritrade. . >> talk about a biotech bo nan have a. the by otech biotech is up if a month. on "options action" it's how we trade like 69 tick geniuses, that's what mike did on biotech, he looked at the biotech etf under the microsoft and figured it was going higher, one share would cost more than $20,000. >> what would you little maniacs like to do first? >> well, for starters, how about spending less? to make a different bullish bet, he sold the strike put for a $10 credit. now shares of the etf stay at 235, he gets to keep that cash. mike sees profits at 225 at july expiration. below that, he could run into big trouble because by selling that put, meek could be forced to pay $235 for shares of the ibb, even if they fall all the way to zero. >> so what do we do? >> well to define his risk, mike ten bought the july president for $6 and created his bull put spread but he did something else, he put the odds in his favor. he sold the hig

stats. [ indistinct shouting ] ♪ it's so close to the options floor... [ indistinct shouting, bell dinging..you'll bust your brain box. ♪ all on thinkorswim from td ameritrade. [ bell ringing, applause ] five tech stocks with more than a 10%... change in after-market trading. ♪ all the tech stocks with a market cap... of at least 50 billion... are up on the day. 12 low-volume stocks... breaking into 52-week highs. six upcoming earnings plays... that recently gapped up. [ male announcer ] now the world is your trading floor. get real-time market scanning wherever you are with the mobile trader app. from td ameritrade. >>> one is the loneliest number but apple shareholders won't have to worry about that now that they have done a 7 for 1 stock split. that could lead to problems when apple stock starts trading on monday. the professor is breaking that down for you. mike, explain what we need to know. >> this is what's going to happen. we're going to see some modifications, some adjustments to the options contracts. let's start out with a simple example and assume that presplit you own one janu

ding, ding, ding. both of them win.. >> what if you're a control freak like you are, that's faking it. >> no, you calm down before you go out and have a glass of wine or you learn how to lean back. a man likes to be a man. what did you win? one, two, three, hugs and kisses. >> thank you. we love you. >>> take the kids to a fun attraction without spending $1. >> the land of the free. but first this is "today" on nbc. >>> it's time for today's travel. you're probably already thinking about where to take the kids this summer. >> it's executive editor shandra turner. >> hey, girl. >> thanks for having me. >> the nation's capital is a hot spot for free bees, huh? >> it is a mecca of freeness. if you're broke this summer, go to washington, d.c. the smithsonian alone has 19 free museums. >> really? >> isn't that incredible. fantastic. >> let's move on down to north carolina. >> north carolina and raleigh has the natural science museum, and it's great for kids that are 3 and up. they have a butterfly conservatory, so the butter

>> who are the washington redskins. >> ding, ding, ding.f you have pay partner. >> tag team works belter. right. i like that. i have always, never gotten it right. always they have to say who is, who is? what its. >> they give you the answer the category. i don't know why they do that. >> next question. >> in a 2013 one-on-one with president obama on the shifting situationen syria, i had to ask, don't you worry abut this world leader. and assad supporter is playing you. >> we are news people. >> do you know? >> who is putin. >> last question. >> okay. last one. >> in 2010, this iranian president ended an interview with me, assuring me osama bin laden was in washington. i believe i was right when i said he was wrong. >> i love that interview. who its mahmoud. >>> time for "the mix." reena, bad news in japan. people look us may soon be out of a job. scientists have created the first news reading robot. >> okay. >> it has a sense of humor. they say they tested it out. it delivered news of an earth quake and fbi raid. this is not good. >> this

and we make sure there's an gaerment once a week is important for the relationship building we get dings not we but the volunteering aspects get dinged quite a bit in the press there's a prospective as a replacement for the dollars we have the understanding of the balance between each we wanted engagement and relationships with those organizations since the cbcs do exterior we want to make sure the engagement goes past that. i do think that setting priorities is important as we discuss the draft we agree upon the commitments in the benefits agreement but a year a longer than because issues and i rise when we look at the process last year, we sort of had a lot of our comments locked in and housing was located in and we have few of the housing in the documents so making it more movable or having a list of buckets percentage i know companies say yes, i'm to take that one open it is important. i think it's super important to talk about the citywide issues not solved by 6 companies. the cac that oversees the process sometimes that meeting is a platform that is troublesome in san francisco and

[ male announcer ] made with real cheese and premium cuts of meat. [ ding! ] ♪ hot pockets!hey, welcome back. we're going to check in right now with some of our nation's hallowed institutions of higher learning. >> u.s. department of education is looking into whether sexual assault cases at james madison university have been mishandled. the investigation stems from a complaint filed by a former jmu student. she claims three fraternity brothers pulled off her bathing suit top during a spring break trip to florida last year, record the incident and then passed the tape around toars. >> jon: whoa. even the classic virginia safety school is no longer safe. [laughter] yeah, you've been to jmu, huh? this case is horrifying, but at least the woman has evidence, you know, video. most sexual assault cases are notoriously difficult to prove. often victims don't feel like they can come forward. there reason denials and appeals. this time the school cannot sweep this under the rug. so what is the punishment? >> all three students responsible for sexual assault and harassment expelled up

>> ding, ding, ding, ding! i am at pier 22.5. outside san francisco fire department's station 35.do feature the 60-year- old fire boat the phoenix. come on aboard in this week's edition of "where's roberta?" [ siren ] >>> reporter: in the early 1900s, the city of san francisco operated two fire boats and the tradition continues today. although the original boats have been replaced, the phoenix is the city's oldest boat and it's based at firehouse 35 at pier 22.5 at the port of san francisco. >> it's been around since the 1950s and it still plays a vital role in protecting our waterfront and in helping out in emergencies out in san francisco bay. >> not a lot of people know that it's here until they walk by on the embarcadero and they will see the two fire boats tied up and all of a sudden they realize that, you know, they got a couple of fire boats. it's kind of like an undiscovered treasure, i think. >> reporter: this is so cool! am i a good driver? >> very good. >> reporter: you get paid for doing this? >> yes! [ laughter ] >> the phoenix is a movable hydrant, very large hydrant

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>> drivers are concerned thisy may get dinged for a ticket if a cyclist veered into the buffer zone. the fine is $35, but if the driver hits the cyclist it is $225. there are no fines for cyclists who get too close for cars. >> we wanted to show you how a three-foot buffer might not work in a busy city such as san francisco. >> we rigged a car with cameras and notessed the distance with a yardstick and drove around the city. it was hard to stay 36 inches away from a bike and remain in our lane. under a new law whoa would have to follow behind four blocks and it could cause serious traffic congest congestion. we marked it at one foot increments. we enhanced the line so you can see them. here is why it is hard to enforce. keep your eye on the cyclist. that taxi comes too close, but does it come 36 inch 1234*z we know because we measured. how will the police make the call without guides ? >> this law was not written with san francisco in mind. >> san francisco police commander oversees pedestrian and bicycle safety for the city. the narrow streets make this a tough law to enforce. the a

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controls for formula retail on 6th street this is the summary of our recommended changes covering dings and geography. the second aspect is designed to strengthen the conditional use process by adapting the space standards. the code establishes those 5 criteria but gives no guidance that's because it is developing a formula retail and the department buildings it is past time to adapt the guidelines we've seen the inconsistently that don't compare with the data and some key terms are undefined currently, the commission is asked to evaluate the k35sh9 of formula retail this is a good match for the commissions discretion we believe theirs standardized standards are regulated seso we ask for signage and pedestrian design first, the biggest proposal is adding the discretion in signages they protect the atmosphere of san francisco. the commission may gage engage in signage but it's permitted separately through the signage department they play a role from the transmission of the visitors. the department recommends requiring formula retailer to have a discretionary on the signage rough one cent

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be a fair and level playing field we'll request that when you are formulating further review of the dings the subsidies do be included as well as planned locations. thank you very much >> thank you. next speaker. on this side of the room. >> hello, i'm kyle. i'm a resident of the mission district and currently work for supervisor campos on his campaign for the assembly. i've been working in various capacities and i'm going to focus on what we don't agree with in the proposal but several not unappreciative. i learned one of my favorite institutions was being pushed out of their place after 25 years. after the landlords set a higher rent of 65 thousand dollars they authenticity they were safe they will be there for years the increase was from 45 how does is a month to $8,000. i'm guessing what's following i'll spare you the particular hours we've spent with the community groups fighting displacement i won't go into the thousands of dollars a campaign aimed not for the city to say no by at the core for the community to say when a type of business that wants to come into the community this is

what we have right now ding. two things actually, the big tree we actually like and made sure we designed it around the tree and have this 1932 building it's had a lot of poisoned maintenance but that's no reason to turn anything down we got into the structure apparently, the foundation were made by sea sand so all the fountains have to come out they have beautiful structural the electrical, plumbing is all from 1932 so by the time we fix everything there's not unify left it would be much more difficult to fix it then to start over. that's part 2 i want to get into the general neighborhood. the general neighborhood you'll see a lot of mainly 4 or 3 story some smaller 2 story buildings and a lot of flat apartments. so when we decided conceptually to start with what we wanted to put there - here's our building. we felt that was important to maintain something that a family can live in you don't want to have a area of smaller units because we had a single-family there. we choose to do two units that will function as

true or false. [ bell dings ] >> reported in "the washington post," the pollster eric cantor hired toll him how he was doing in virginia, his pollster told him he would beat david brat by 34 points. the republican polling for mclaughlin and associated told cantor he was on track to beat brat 62-28. of course that is not how it worked out. eric cantor not only didn't beat david brat by 34 points. he lost to him by 11 points t that said, consider that the same republican pollster in 2012 said that george allen, was going to win his senate race in virginia. he didn't. the same republican pollster said that richard mourdock, he was going to win his race in indiana. he didn't. the same republican pollster said that mitt romney would win colorado in the presidential race. he did not. the same republican pollster also said mitt romney would win virginia in the race. he did not. the same pollster said ed marky was neck and neck with gabriel gomez in massachusetts. the same pollster polled the rhode island race and said the white house was vulnerable to his republican challenger, shelton white