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told you this but he shows his ding-dong in the movie. [ laughter ] he does -- >> julianna: he did not share that information. >> jimmy: is that a technical term? >> i mean, well, i don't know what to say. >> jimmy: technical term? >> but the weird thing is that my mom -- my mom goes, "is that really his penis?" [ laughter ] and it was so weird for me first of all, to hear her say "penis." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "mom, you can't say that world!" >> i know. i was just like -- and then, it was weird -- i was like, "wait a second. i've eaten dog poo in a movie." you know, "i've gotten peed on. i ate --" >> jimmy: you were in all the "american pie," movies, mom. yeah, yeah. >> i drank beer with jizz. you know, i got anal prostate ejaculation -- but, for some reason, this was the weirdest thing is for my mom to talk about jason biggs' penis. and it was like -- as if she'd seen it before. [ laughter ] and i was like, "why are you so interested in his penis?" yeah. >> jimmy: so are you -- >> it was a really weird experience. >> julianna: did she think it was a prosthetic? >> what? >> julianna:

who's the ding dong? >> you're the ding dong! >> we're out of here.s. >> oh, we're nuts? >> if we're nuts -- >> and you're the -- >> whoa, whoa, whoa! don't you take my pineapple. >> oh, i'm taking the pineapple. >> oh, boy. >> hell no. [ laughter ] [ yelling at each other ] >> do not even think about it. >> ladies, ladies! >> give us back our pineapple! >> look, nobody messes with the ladies of late night, okay? you want to mess with us? well, call tim tebow and have him pray for you, because you're going to need it. ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> touchdown. >> it was just such a special moment. >> who's ready for some football? i'm ready for some football. thank you. you're welcome. ♪ [ fog horn ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: check out old episodes at realhousewivesoflatenight.com. and stick around, everybody. we'll be right back with "audience suggestion box." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ dale! ♪ ♪ ♪ [ pitbull ] get the party started. dale! pitbull together with bud light. here we go. [ pitbull ] get the party started. dale! sergio! christina

how healthy are those ding- dongs? >> the twinkies or the ding- dongs?> why the government doesn't want information on a bird flew study published pickwick forget about an antiseptic. the more natural way to treat a wound -- forget about an antiseptic. >> we will check on the major >> welcome back. 57 degrees downtown. that is not right for the beginning of february. it will get into the 60's lake with a chance for some light rain. we have some light rain for the beginning of the drive time. it is not a big deal. some light showers up and down the 95 corridor. that batch it clear out and we'll get a break from the rain. we start out in the 50's and we will wind up in the 60's. you know you can tack on at least seven to 10 degrees. a high of 65. i think there will be some breaks in the overcast to help with the temperatures. off and on rain showers. mild with highs in the 60's. we will come back and check the forecast for super bowl weekend. we have a cooldown on tap for the time period. >> two research teams have created a highly lethal version of the bi

. >> they're eating ding dongs. >> the packet there's a school where the teachers and parents have to they can hang signs on kids. >> no, this is a parent. one parent. he was tired of the 15-year-old boy coming home with a 1.2 grade point average and she was going to make him wear a sign on the side of the road saying i'm a loser and i need better grades. >> why is bob laughing. >> something andrea said. >> then he laughs, then i laugh. >> i've been trying to hold it together. >> you always do. >> you do, you hold this crowd together because, particularly when greg and i go at it. you keep us out of the fcc. >> we need detention for the five. >> what if we had to be here on saturdays? >> it was like a classroom. i said ding dong and bob giggled. >> no, it was -- never mind. >> go on, teacher. >> today is mardi gras. is it bizarre some people celebrate this religious holiday by boozing is up? we have numbers about binge drinking that might surprise you. >> in washington, the story today is the fundraising numbers on the presidential campaigns. tonight on special report we'll go over th

next up, scott wiener, the board of supervisors, like a ding dong i forgot that they were in recent -- recess. he will be here to talk about a cool project that we are working on. >> good afternoon, everyone. the supervisor left this statement on his behalf. "i am not in town while we do -- while we are in recess, but i am here in spirit. the sooner that we recognize in a brace the fact that night life is key to the city, policy makers to often viewed this as challenges to deal with, focusing on violence, drunken behavior, and the like. it is one of the things that makes san francisco unique and defines us. without these unique abilities to enjoy ourselves, it would not be san francisco. understanding and embracing this has been a priority for me as a member of the board of supervisors. engaging in the study of the economic impact as an entertainment and lite light industry, this study, which i anticipate will be completed later this year, will be providing a key policy tool. no longer will we be unduly focused on the negative. instead we will see the negative and the positive. i look

. >> and remember last week, we were talking about ho-ho-and ding-dongs and i said crimpet. thing as a crimpet. >> a-ha. >> crimpet. >> nice job, i've never seen those. >> yes. >> and can i have one? (laughter) >> i love how you-- >> and she says she'll go hungry the whole show. >> and almost ate your cough drop. >> one more thing. >> yeah, i have one more thing, on a serious note, a fellow celebrating his 30th anniversary of sobriety tonight, his name is tom, c, anonymous as per our alcoholics anonymous and tom helped me get sober and helped hundreds of people and i tell you, man i wanted you to watch, you deserve everything, and do you it anonymously with your heart and soul and thank you. >> to tom c with our tea. >> coffee. >> mine's got rum in it. >> coke. >> one last thing, sarah palin's ex-aide, frank bailey, a full screen. he's writing a book, a tell-all book using e-mails and told not to use the e-mails, they were state e-mails while he was working for the governor and he wrote the book anyway ands' fined and-- >> did you think we wouldn't tell the difference betwee

how do i not turn to her and say i can't believe you are allowing yourself to be abused by this ding-dong? >> i think taking a step back and really getting educated on how to have these conversations. visiting project youth safety.org has a multitude of resources. futures without violence is a great resource for parents and educators in the community to have those conversations with youth so automatically they won't get turned off. >> what is the warning signs? >> you are looking for isolation, constant checking in. you are looking for a lot of adverse health outcomes associated with dating violence. we are seeing missed days of school, drug and alcohol use, psychological problems, being really depressed. >> if i go to school and i say i think sam is abusing my daughter, does the school do anything? >> the school gets a little bit complicated. the school can definitely help intervene. what happens is that further isolates that youth or the son and the daughter, the friends from each other. so what we really want to do is rally around all of the resources that are available in the communit

of course, the fun of trading a ho-ho for a ding dong. it has nothing to do with food.. but it reveals the maturity of the government justifying its life by controlling yours. the real hypocrisy is when the liberals say get the government out of our bedroom and then they stand by for this stuff. i want to guess what kind of lunchbox you had as a child. >> dana: okay. >> greg: strawberry shortcake. >> dana: no. too old. it had holly hobby. not long ago i was at the eastern market, flea market on sundays walking by and someone that sells antiques was selling a holly hobby lunchbox. one with the thermos. >> greg: i had three older sisters so i knew everything. did you have a bag or lunch pail? >> andrea: i started off with a snow white pink lunchpail and then i went to brown bags. i matured. this was last month. >> greg: eric, did you have ted nugget live free or die, holster. >> eric: i had a holster. >> greg: exactly. >> eric: no, i had brown paper bag. if i had a choice at that age i would have had muppets. >> andrea: really? >> dana: which muppet? all of them? >> greg:

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. >> some ding dongs, cupcakes."daily mail" says women, the average female office workers consumes 650 calories a day in snacks. i love to eat at work. >> 650 calories? >> yeah. and most of the women say it's not due to hunger, it's just boredom. and they call -- the women polled differed on their reasons for snacking but 49% said boredom. 11% said it was to be social. want a bite? >> if you're only supposed to have 2,000 calories at day and you eat 650 at work just snacking out of boredom, that's a good portion of your recommended diet. it's delicious, though. >> i'll sit at my desk even when i'm not hungry and i've got i a whole little drawer of snacks. >> this is actually all from your purse, which is kind of scary. >> mm-hmm. are you going to eat that? >> no, you can have that. there you go, paula. >> menus. when you go to restaurants here, there's always a theory that your eye kind of goes to the middle of the right-hand side. but now, according to the "daily mail," that is not true at all. they're saying there

ding dong. happy birthday. now back to little old new york. >> willard scott in florida, thank you.o. we'll catch up with him after your local news and weather. >> good morning. i am mindy basara. the time is 8:26. let's look at one of our top story to it. the state of george headley rests in the hands of the jury -- of george huguely. one prosecutor choked up as the -- as he recalled the story of how yeardly love died. we will continue to follow the trial until the very end predicting that the latest developments on the air and online. see reports and photos on the extended coverage of our website. checking the weather with tony pann. >> the big storm is pulling off the coast. it missed us to the south. there was accumulating snow as far as charlestown, st. mary's county, the lower eastern shore. nothing for baltimore. a few high, thin clouds as the storm goes off the coast. some high, thin clouds out there right now that will turn mostly sunny. temperature 34 at the airport. winds gusting up to 18. the wind should settle down as the storm goes off the coast. mostly sunny, high tem

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ding dong. happy birthday. now back to little old new york. >> willard scott in florida, thank you.we'll catch up with him after your local news and weather. >>> 8:26 is your time. let's get a look at your forecast for today. >> right now bright sunshine and clouds are begoing inning to re to the east. wind out of the north and west, temperatures only near freezing, wind gusting to around 15 miles an hour. later today near 50. lots of sun. tomorrow partly cloudy and near 50. milder on wednesday and thursday. friday might get some rain. then chilly for the weekend. >>> we'll take a quick break now >>> good morning. if you're traveling along i-95 in virginia, it is a very smooth rite ride. traveling southbound as well as northbound, no issues to report at this time. travel speed -- 58 miles per hour to get from prince william parkway to the capital beltway. that trip will only take you 13 minutes. traveling i-270 in maryland, again no issues in this area. >>> more news, weather an traf >>> 8:30 now on this monday morning, the 20th day of february 2012. it is presidents' day. we have a

ding dong. happy birthday. now back to little old new york. >> willard scott in florida, thank you.we'll catch up with him after your local news and weather. >>> good morning, everyone. time 8:26. i'm jon kelley. speed may be to blame in a crash that killed a person and injured several others on highway 101 near the off-ramp to capitol expressw expressway. exiting 101 the driver lost control and rolled the vehicle several times. eight people were inside. three of them were ejected. police say none of them were wearing seat belts. one man was ejected and trapped underneath the suv and he was ki killed. police say road were slightly wet and the driver likely going too fast for conditions. >>> two northern california pilots lucky to be alive after a midair collision. it all anned around 7:00 last night year the rio vista municipal airport 50 miles northeast of oakland. investigators say it appears the small plane and helicopter clipped each other midair. after the collision, the helicopter crashed in a field about eight miles away. the plane went down just south of byron airport where