um, diwali is awesome. and there's food, and there's gonna be dancing.why don't you tell us a little bit about the origins of the holiday? oh, um, i don't know. it's really old, i think. how many gods do you have? like hundreds, i think. maybe more than that. and that blue, busty gal-- what's her story? (kevin) she looks like pam from the neck down. (dwight) pam wishes. [laughter] kelly, i'll take this one. diwali is a celebration of the coronation god king rama after his epic battle with ravena, it symbolizes the battle between good and evil.a. all right, all right. this isn't lord of the rings. hey, polly. oops, sorry. sorry. i started biking to work. josh does it. and he lives a lot farther away than i do. and also, it saves gas money. it keeps me in shape. helps the environment. and now i know it makes me really sweaty for work. nice basket. thank you. now, a lot of people say that kelly is one in a million. and that's true, but it's also not true. because, frankly, there are literally billions of people just like kelly in the world. here are some fa