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understand understand -- the only thing in this story is probably her favorite character in "django unchained" and i have no idea how this is an actual story. as the only african-american on the panel i am offended we put two race stories in a block. they wouldn't have done this if i wasn't here. >> i agree! >> if it was just you guys we would not be doing this story. >> it is me. >> it is racist because we are both blonde and we get the theme here. it is racist both ways. >> where am i? all of this? >> you are the rasist. you are the racist. >> you are catholic. >> how did you know i was catholic? oh i told you. she just did the opposite of what is being done elsewhere, right? isn't that her mistake? >> what do you mean the opposite? >> people are trying to get minorities into businesses and she was trying to do the oppositement. >> get them out of them? >> no, trying to get whites into her church. i think that's what she was trying to do. i don't know. >> she went about it the wrong way. >> what about saying bye to people? isn't that more pornts? more important? >> y'all come back now. >> y