dmx, you are loved. but if you're not here by friday, we've got to move on with our plans. you know, we have a schedule to keep here at the show, too. we can't hold our breath. we have to entertain and talk to other celebrities, kathy griffith is coming and the wanted is coming. in the meantime, you know, that sit cam "dads." seth green, friend of the show who also plays chris' voice on family guy. seth green is in town promoting dads and so seth is coming by. [ applause ] oh, dmx, a mess. anyway, ch took over "dancing with the stars" last night. [ applause ] she replaced glenn goodman at the judge's table and cher is 67 years old and she performed on the show twice last night. she did "believe" and "i hope you find it." she gave us all the cher we love. the sexy outfits. everything a bit too small and we love that. the good hair. but i love this look right here with the feathers and the other one. i mean -- she gave everything that we love cher about. but she did have some beginner's nervousness. at the judge's table. she gave -- she kept giving people, even people who did

dmx is not even out of south carolina. dmx was arrested, everybody. well, this happened yesterday.sted outside the airport in south carina last night. you know why he was at the airport? he was on his way to "wendy." the problem is, with all the people he knows and the drivers that he has access to, he decided to drive hself to the airport. there's nothing wrong with that. we all like to drive. at least i like to drive. problem is, i hav a drivers license and plates on my car. [ applause ] okay. the dark man x had no registration sticker in the front, no plates on his car. it was -- something very -- a low-key car. no driver's license and of course, it's a small airport in south carolina. and we allegedly know, allegedly, that -- i don't know why i'm saying allege. listen, you know, he was on his way here. i'm not surprised by any of this. i'm not surprised onlybecause, you know, sometimes when people are going through a lot, they neglect certain responsibilities, like renewing their driver's license or paying their child support for their 12 or 13 children. no, i'mall. this is not

. >> wendy: dmx. >> wasn't ready. but the show, what i discovered, was really for his son. it was really about healing his son. >> wendy: does the son stay in contact with you? >> yes. he's doing much better. much better. >> wendy: dmx, he was angry at the way you pobetrayed him on t show. >> i betrayed him? >> wendy: i have a quote from him. iyanla set me up for that show. she's toxic. >> we taped that forys. he never left. when he left, he came back. we don't stop our guests. they're not in chains. there's no script at all. if at any point he femt he was not being honored he could have left and he did. >> wendy: dmx is going to be here on our show next tuesday. he'll be here for the entire how and perform "party up" as well as sit b on the couch. >> he's brilliant. >> wendy: i've always liked him. >> he's a brilliant, brilliant artist. and as a grown man like the rest of us he gets to choose how he lives. >> did evelyn come to you -- >> she wrote a letter in the"h, responded to it. >> wendy: who was the letter to? >> an open letter to her 5-year-old self. and she's just d

still no word from dmx. but you know i'll keep you posted. time for ask wendy. how you doin'? >> hi wendy. my name is erica. i have a 14-year-old daughter brianna, shout out to bri, love you. >> growing up, she would love to stay with me. we would go shopping, manicures, pedicures, now that she's 14, she only wants to hang with her friends. dont have time for mom. it's like how do iet her to know that hanging out with mom is okay? >> give her the puppy dog eyes. this is what i do. i'm going through this with kevin. same thing. he no longer wants to hang ou i give him the choice. what do you want to see at the movies. i'll buy power patch kids. i hate to inject bribery in there. sometimes bribing is good. because you'reusing it for a good, not evil. for the mani-pedestriani, go out for lunch. if there are four weekends in a month, if she can hang out with you one of those days, you're doing well. >> okay. >> in the meantime, mom, we need lives of our own, these kids a growing up. >>> we have time for another question. >> hi. >> how you doin'? >> my name is katherine. i have two

. >> wendy: tomorrow don't miss my special one-on-one with rapper dmx. we'll find out how he went from the top of the rap game to hitting rock bottom. plus, we're going to be joined by swizz beatz. they'll perform "party up." bye. enough. but add the business of life paperwork, taxes and bills and things get exponentially more complicated. and if you own your own business, you've got invoices, employees, customers and sales to deal with. but you don't have to solve it by yourself. at intuit, we make tools to help simplify it all, so you can concentrate on what matters most. intuit. simplify the business of life. previously on "two and a half men"... so, how's charlie doing? oh, he's fine. uh, actually, he's engaged. you told her i was enged? why the hell would you do that?! charlie, there's a woman named mia on the phone. i'll take it. mia: hi, charlie. mia. so, how are you? great. how are you? fine, fine. still engaged. come. sit. join us. are you sure i'm not interrupting? no, no, of course not. yeah, his fiancée just left. oh, i'm sorry i missed her.

we might as well back it up to yesterday and dmx, okay?k -- ok, honey, let me tell you, i've had it up to here. god bless my staff. they were entertained with telephone calls and making reservation and what not all night long. we made not one, two, three, four, five plane reservations for that man to come up here from south carolina, and missed all five flights. then there's a guy in his life named mo who has a van who was going to it drive him the ten hours from south carolina. from what i was told, he brought his bag out of the house, into the house, out, in, out, in. his pastor said there w something going on up here and he wasn't really in a good place. and then he has this baby's mother. he has 13 kids. ell, and he owes over $1 million in child support. we wanted to talk about all of this, not in a judgmental way but a what happened way. please, don't laugh. of this is sad. all right. do what you want to do. then he's got one of the baby's mother lives in florida with one of his kids. well, he said he wasn't coming to new york unless

a quick reminder before we talk about "the housewes" dmx wi be heretomorrow. [ applause ] >> wendy: iwant to miss it. okay. yeah, i can't wait to speak to hi he's going to do the song "party up"s well. sdid you check out "the real housewives of atlanta" last night? a lot focused on porsha and kordell and their split. several people -- several people -- questioned his sexuality to the point i was uncomfortable. cdero dell is denying that he's gay, but it seems to me that they tried to out him successfully last nate on the show. i didnot realizehat youere lowed to talk so gay to -- i mean, you know -- you know what i'm saying. so porsha ended up -- turns out e heard little grumblings in the street about his sexuality before she married him. as well know, everybody is not gay. so she went on and married hip. i was so distracted by her hair and everything, weren't you? gorgeous. it was gorgeous, gorgeous and gorgeous. you know, and i had nobody to do hair talk to because antoine who does my hair gets into the hair talk, too. gorgeous hair, orsha. phaedra, you and apollo, listen, the babie

. >>> and a rapper dmx is a federal judge has tossed out his bankruptcy filing which means all kinds child spoerlt to some of thiz ten children. >>> i'm veronica de la cruz. >>> due to mature subject matter, viewer discretion is advised. >> this is a rooster here. i got the whole thing cultivated and tried to pull the grass up and keep it fresh and looking good. it's just real nice. right now they're at their peak this time of the year. it brings butterflies around. being locked up, we are able to see butterflies and bees and stuff like that. it just gives you something nice to come outside to look at instead of just the barbed wires all the time. i love flowers because my mother raised me up like always digging up in her yard and planting flowers. it stuck with me right there. these make me feel good about myself even though i'm incarcerated that i'm still doing some of the things i enjoy doing. flowers are a sign of life. got such a good smell to it. i just love that. >> life on the inside can change in an instant. ♪ and you spread your wings >> when we last saw anthony patterson,

but it was like i felt like i was dmx in the intro of "belly." >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. [ talking over eachioning. and tripped on the glass floor? >> jimmy: no. [ laughter ] [ talking over each other ] >> japanese fans -- >> jimmy: cool japanese club and they just had a glass floor in the middle of the club. >> yeah. >> questlove: that was the coolest club of all time. [ laughter ] >> you fell down? oh, no. >> i did, yeah. >> questlove: it was too pristine. like the glass -- >> it's was like slow motion. >> jimmy: you slow motion fall down? >> yeah. >> jimmy: we used to do a thing when i was in high school i would pretend to hit my head on the glass, on the glass door? we had like one mall by our house. and my friend would go ahead of me and we would act like we didn't know each other. and he would open the door and i would hit it with my foot or hand and pretend i hit it with my head. then we'd have a crowd around me. are you okay? you okay? i know, i needed friends. [ laughter ] i just -- need attention. >> that happened for real. >> jimmy: yeah, but that happened for real for you? but, i

[ applause ] i saw that rapper dmx is in a little trouble this week.uth carolina yesterday for driving with a suspended license. of course, now that he's lost his driver's license, he had to change his name to bmx. [ laughter and applause ] coming back in style. ♪ [ laughter ] this kind of made me -- this made me mad a little bit. there's a school in tennessee that's facing criticism for separating students with bad grades from students with good grades at lunch. bad students were like, "this is the biggest injustice since -- damn, i should have paid more attention in history. some kind of court case, a court case!" i mean, that's just crazy. you don't use grades to separate kids. i mean, everyone knows that kids should be separated by clothes, looks and how much money their parents make. duh! [ cheers and applause ] that's how every other school works. >> steve: america! >> jimmy: oh, man. oh, this is great. did you guys see cher last night on "dancing with the stars"? i love cher. i love cher. it's a pretty big deal. cher was a guest judge on "dancin