[ laughter ] >> how do ya-- i've never been able to do that. how do ya do that? >> you know, my daughter's the only one can do it, in my family? it-it-it's a thing. it's a dutch thing. >> i know. they used to do that, in the old-- >> that's a "station house." >> the sketches. >> how do ya-- what's the trick? i've never-- >> hmm? it has to happen, for ya, down there. >> it's a-- [ rolling r ] >> how many people can do it, in the audience? lemme hear it? >> lemme hear that. [ audience rolling r ] [ laughter ] five hundred guys doin' "station house," up there. >> lotta tigers, up there. >> yeah. >> tape people are going crazy. >> the tape people are going crazy? [ chuckling ] >> roll it! >> why don't we-- why don't we show it? this is a little-- is this, uh, out takes, or are these things that've happened, or is this-- >> yeah, i-- they-- a lotta stuff, they got. but they got-- i think they got a lotta people, on there. >> okay. watch the monitor. >> susan anton >> i know that you're very athletic, bob, but, uh, have ya ever played football? >> are you kidding? i wa

[piano music] - mister, you better get goin'. - where do ya think i oughta go? i don't know, but you better go someplace. 'cause here they come. [chair creaking] i'll take that. you see those three? i see 'em. that's far enough, boys. don't try to stop us. you wanna keep that star, hank? this is a private quarrel, wes. we're in the right. not this way, you aren't. now, turn around and go home. there's a man over there we want. get out of the way. don't try anything foolish, kid. no. but you are. now, turn around and get! [gunshot] i didn't draw, wes. he's dead, mr. garth. [dramatic music] when you're ready to leave town, you can pick up your gun. it'll be at my office. friend of yours? yes. he was. [door shuts] - came for my gun. - did your man get here? got my money, and i'm on my way. alright. about that remark that i made to you last night. forget it. i caused you a hat-full of trouble, uh.. i'm afraid my trouble's just starting. you got a lot of gall still wearing that badge. any reason why i shouldn't, john? yeah, for making it a free license to kill. i'm g

do ya hear me, bodie, do ya hear me? drop your gun. don't make me kill you, judge. you're one man i wanna see face the judge's bench from the other side. now move to the house. drop your gun, mr. bodie. kill him, rose, kill him, he's the black jack. grange, i've known who the black jack is for months. i'm not really ignorant. rose, i don't understand what-- grange, let me talk. let me talk about you, you've always liked that. you're a great man, i admit it. i happen to know that you never even had a full high school education and you bluffed your way into becoming a judge. an ordinary man couldn't do that. leave it be, grange. i'm not through yet. you came to kansas city where i was one of the prettiest girls there, and only the best was for you so you married me. u weren't really sure of yourself, you buried me out here where you couldn't lose me. ? but i've never complained, not even when you had to prove to yourself that you could be a great criminal, too. ? i've never complained. ? rose, what is this? but you've committed the unforgivable now. the one thing i ca

do next. she's a pretty little thing, don't ya think? yes, sir, i do. since you like 'em so much, i'm givin' you one. thank you kindly, susan, but you shouldn't have done that-- you only had six of 'em. oh, the frost'll kill 'em soon anyway. would you like one, major early? oh, no thank you, mrs. doonevan. you'll get more e easure out of 'em than i would. well, thanks again, and i'll put it in water as soon as i get back to the camp. tell tom to get down and see me if he feels like it. i won't be here tomorrow.. -i sure will, sir. -bye, susan. ? giddy-up. ? we gotta decide now who's staying and who goes back. you men knowowy deal. with more money than they've ever had before. cheyenne's the first man to accept it. now, uh, who'll be the second? i decided to stay. what decided you? well, i got to thinkin' about it. it's a good way to save money, for one thing. and on top of that, i like the neighbors. i'm not sayin' this to any one of you in particular, but, uh, tom doonevan served under me in the war, and i know him. he's a crack shot with any kind of a

are ya workin' on your magic? we, uh-- you were doing magic, one time, when you were here. >> no-- yeah, i did magic, once. yeah, i know. but i haven't loosened up, yet. >> yeah, you gotta-- you gotta practice, with it. >> yeah. did i show ya the one with the jellybeans? >> no. >> hmm? okay, here's one o' your jellybeans. >> okay. >> you ready? >> yeah. >> all right. now, you have to figure out where it is. >> it's in that hand. >> you're right. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> great kid! [ applause ] >> good to see ya, again. >> thanks. >> thanks, for comin'. >> thanks, a lot. >> okay, thank you, ricky. we'll see you soon. [ music ] [ cheering ] "it's in that hand." [ some laughter ] kid's one o' the most natural-- >> oh. >> young men i've ever met, for somebody who has been in the public eye as much as he has-- and traveled around. >> mmm. >> he's-- handles it, very well, doesn't he? >> beautifully. >> and he said that there is a noise, when the tree falls. >> that's right. >> so, i guess that-- >> he is a great kid. >> yes. yeah. [ laught

do? check on corbett. i guarantee ya, if he's responsible for hoby: your brother's death, he'll be arrested. don't listen to him, matt! just one hour. we can keep our guns? maude: no, matt! all right. what do you think he means to do? matt, you disobeyed me. let's give the law a chance, ma. chance to help corbett? you can't trust 'em, matt. we'll wait an hour. ?? ?? ?? (knocking at door) is you husband at home, mrs. corbett. you got somethin' to say to me? yeah. where were you hoby: when your wife went out to visit maude turley? well, i was doin' some work around here. were you alone? that's right. why are you pestering verg with these questions? well, it'd had be a whole lot easier on all of us, mrs. corbett, if your husband had been with somebody hoby: when luke turley was shot. is--is he dead? yeah. well, he can't blame me for it. i never left this place! mrs. turley is tryn'a get the other two boys to come after ya. hoby: they promised me they'd stay in camp for an hour. one hour won't change a thing. well, it's time

but what are ya supposed to do when ya wanna talk to your best friend, larue, who lives three doors away and her line is busy? well, annie taught me a lesson. and i think her husband john got one too. (audience laughs) and my dear sister is very big on table manners too. if you waited for people to pass the food, you'd starve to death. see? she's even brainwashed that wonderful man at the end of the table. please pass the potatoes, dear sister of my heart. (audience laughs) sorry about that, john. shouldn't wear sweat socks because proper young ladies don't sweat. - oh! (audience laughs) - well i don't know if she's going to make a lady out of me, but she's sure gonna wreck a beautiful marriage. (audience laughs) ? (lyrics) if you're in doubt about angels being real ? wait till you see my gidget ? you'll want her for your valentine ? you're gonna say she's all that you adore ? but stay away, gidget is spoken for - thanks, jerry. miss walker, nice to have met ya. - [miss walker] dear man. - it's the art department, russ. they live in a different world. say, what's with you? every man you

uh, november 30th. >> yeah-- now-- >> so. >> do y-- do ya h-- do ya go in and rehearse, uh-- >> yeah! you go and rehearse. you better rehearse, or else you'll end up missing the "oh, say," like i did, in, uh-- >> yeah. [ laughter ] yeah. you're in trouble. >> yes, that's for sure. >> now, you gotta catch up, right? >> that's right. that's right. >> and the band's taken off, somewhere else. >> that's right. >> yeah. so, are you happy, with your career? things are going well? >> i'm happy-- i was-- i-i-i, um-- i got into a bad start. i did a movie called, um, [ mumbling ] [ laughter ] >> "howard the duck." >> oh, yes. that w-- what it was called. >> that-- well, it-- that happens to everybody. >> no, "howard" was a great-- you know, it was great workin' with a duck, and i had a wonderful time. [ laughter ] >> feathers flying all over the set, and-- what more can i say? >> but you gotta have a few failures, in life. >> oh, that's for sure. but that was a big one. but, i mean, i wasn't -- i had-- >> but nobody saw it, so it doesn't make any difference. >> no one saw it. right. [ laughter

yoyodon't think he sort of sat here and listened to it after she was dead, do ya? -looks that way. -the popular british press s fers to this monster as the lullaby killer. -the victim is an english girl by the name of cherry stevens. she was a hohoer. more than likely from a rapid downward movement from behind. -look, this guy's out there. let's get him. -looking for a little action tonight? i'm talking about real excitement, the best time of your life. -hi, i'm angela. if you want thrills, forget about her. -i would have had him if you kept your big nono out of it. hey, come on, love. give a girl a fighting chance. -you're from liverpool, aren't you? -that's right. me and the beatles. let me guess, you must be from london. i can see you're a man that's used to the best. come on, love, you won't regret it. -all right. get in. what's your name? why are we stopping here? -i thought i'd buy you a little present. -that's very nice of you , but it's not really necessary. -but i'd like to. -that's right, "brahms' lullaby." it's one of our most popular items. we have some in larger sizes,

what do ya know? ( chuckles ) i got to him. w-when we sing the mayberry song let's be sure and get the words right. that's, "mayberry'll shine tonight, mayberry'll shine. "when the moon comes up and the sun goes down, mayberry'll shine." you got that? okay, fine. better get out copies on it. ( sighs ) ( barney whistling ) what are you doin' here? where's uh, uh...? you mean, uh...? yeah. where is he? oh, he's gone. he's gone?! uh, uh, all right, boys, out, out, out, out. go out and march around town. then patrol, then check and see how the town is. go ahead. where's davis? oh, i wouldn't worry too much about davis if i were you. i had a little talk with him. you had a talk with him? right, about truth and honesty and then i took off my wristwatch and i put it on the table, then i turned my back. ( chuckles and sniffs ) i 'spect he's down the town square waitin' for us. where's your keys? hmm? your keys! where's your keys? oh, my gosh... come on. everything is okay in mayberry. "oh, what a tangled web we weave xena (offscreen):

i heard there was a secret chord that david played and it music do ya ? ? well it goes like this the fourth the fifth the minor fall and the major lift ? ? the baffled king composing hallelujah ? ? hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah ?? ? maybe i've been here before i've seen this room and i've walked this floor ? ? i used to live alone before i knew ya ? ? i've seen your flag on the

music do ya ? ? well it goes like this the fourth the fifth the minor fall and the major lift ? ? the baffled king composing hallelujah ? ? hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah ?? ? maybe i've been here before i've seen this room and i've walked this floor ? ? i used to live alone before i knew ya ? ? i've seen your flag on the

wow, she was doing-- ya know, they were doing -- apparently, the -- [ laughter ] whatever. you know, they have official duties and-- >> sure. >> but, 37-- [ laughter ] what the hell's funny about that? [ laughter ] or maybe she wasn't doing her official duties. [ laughter ] aha! i get it. see, my mind doesn't work that way. [ laughter ] now, some o' the people say that one o' the problems is their age difference. diana is 26. she likes shopping, going to rock concerts. charles is 38. he likes putting on a kilt and doing fly fishing, i guess. [ laughter ] now, tho-those-those people in england who support charles say that di and those who support di say that charles is a stick in the mud, whose idea of fun is hiking in scotland. well, in pursuit of the real truth, we hired our own-- ya know, we have reciprocating photographers, who live over there, also-- for "the tonight show, only do work for "the tonight show." so, we called our london photographer, nigel keyhole, [ laughter ] to snap some secret surveillance photos of charles and di. >> no one else has these. >> what? >>

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why do ya fight it? the world's changing. that's right. heard him. course, mr. religion here wasn't seeing eye-to-eye with the sermon. what sermon? that was socialist propaganda, pure and simple. and don't give me that look. you didn't think it was so hot, neither. i said it was different, that's all. but i didn't curse the reverend from right there in the front pew. he never heard me. besides, i ain't sittin' still for no preacher telling me that i'm to blame for all this breakdown in law and order that's going on. why not? we're all to blame for not paying attention to the cause of it. the cause of it? i'll tell you the cause of it. the cause of it is these sob sisters like your reverend felcher. and thbleedin' hearts and weepin' nellies like youse two. like us? yeah. i think we better eat now. no, no, no. wait a second. wait a second. it's you. me? yeah, that's right. you. the property owner, with your 24-inch tvs and your 4-slice toasters and your ice-making refrigerators. that's all you care about, archie, is what you got and how you can keep it. oh, well,

but since they have to get ready to play the show, would ya do me a favor? put the music on their stands. hand them their instruments. sit 'em down in their seats, ya see? and have 'em face the right way, would ya? - yes sir. - thank you. let me see now, where was i? oh yes, yes. i was telling you the story about the psychiatrist who said to this fella, he says, "what's your problem?" he says, "it isn't my problem. "it's my brother's problem." so he says, "well--" (orchestra plays loudly) (audience laughs) not now! it's too late, not now! i'm on already! (audience laughs) i don't know, sometimes i think i'd be better off if i paid scale and got union musicians. (audience laughs) well, i wouldn't try to tell that joke now for a million dollars. so to get on with the show, ladies and gentlemen i'd like to introduce my guests. three young men, who in recent years have made musical history with one hit album after the other. and i'm sure you'll all be happy to (audience applauds) (lively banjo music) ? (lyrics) well no matter where i wandered ? i know i'll always

>> n-- oh, yes, ya do. we gotta sell something, here. and then, we'll come back. we'll delve into this. >> okay. [ applause ] [ music ] [ applause ] >> shaughnessy, tearin' 'em up! [ cheering ] >> okay. >> lemme tell you somethin'. >> sure! why not? >> just-just very brief. before we get into my big, dynamic contract-- [ chuckling ] and the money i'm makin', and all that stuff. you talk about bein' thankful. >> yeah. >> this a-- this a kind of a, uh, uh, uh, spiritual experience. i've had things like this happen to me, all my life. ya know, i talk about somebody watchin' my store? >> right. >> there really is. i was-- you know, i'm cleanin' up, and makin' friends, and apologize, and gettin' all straight, and all like that. and i don't drink, and don't dope, and ev-- i was at the gym, the other day, right? >> right. >> and i'm workin' out, or whatever. and there was, like, very few people there. and, uh, this guy starts leanin' on me, out of the blue. "hey, baretta, where's your bird, man? [ mumbling ] say, weren't you little beaver? didn't you wear the feather hat

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how do ya find anything in this snake pit? - here. - you got a sharp little pair of eyes there, randy. - we're gonna miss you, darling. - you're just gonna be gone for the weekend. - is there anything you want me to say to mother? - yeah, but i can't tell ya in front of the kids. (laughing) - cute, cute. - of course, it shouldn't be too tough. - check, grundy. - yeah? - ya see that balcony? - yeah, i see the balcony. - [voiceover] that's the place. right across the street from the airport, you're gonna take a fiddle lesson. - i'm gonna take a fiddle lesson. - it'll look like you're gonna take a fiddle lesson, only ya ain't gonna take a fiddle lesson. you're gonna be at the balcony with a fiddle, only it ain't gonna be a fiddle, it's gonna be a high powered rifle, right? - right. - now, you got one shot. you're gonna have to plug romano between the eyes gonna make our client very happy and copa rica will have a new (foreign language). (laughing) - hey, what does (foreign language) mean in spanish? (laughing) - oh, i'm not sure,

lemme do-- ya hate-- ya hate to have to do a disclaimer about something that people, i think-- would realize, is in jest. >> yes. >> but, sometimes, when you're talkin' about companies, their sense of humor evaporates-- >> yes. >> right? [ chuckling ] right in midair. i remember sara lee, very well. >> oh, yes. >> all because-- >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> no, maybe i'll tell the studio audience later. >> yeah. >> uh. no, we'll get in trouble. [ cheering and applause ] we'll be back, with robert blake, louie anderson, [ music ] [ applause ] you're on the phone. [ chuckling ] what... [ applause continues ] what were you on the phone about, fred? >> well, we were moving a commercial-- >> oh-- >> which has to do with fast food. >> there was a commercial, directly adjacent to this piece of material we just did. we-we moved, just to-- [ laughter ] >> it was for burger king. a good place, also. they're both fine. >> yes. >> they're both swell people. >> yeah. >> and both have fine lawyers working for them. [ laughter ] >> whom have great senses of humor-- >> yes. >> so i'm sure we won't hear f

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what do ya wanna go to town in a wagon for? strangers that come to town in a wagon you know, i've been thinking, cheyenne. why do i have to wear these clothes? because you'll do better in julesburg if you make out like you got a purpose in town. but i don't know anything about selling guns. - 'i'll tell ya, smitty.' - tommy? looks like we got a stowaway. better turn around and head back. please don't send me back. please. can't i stay with you? i-i don't wanna go back without-without my brother. well, alright. but when we get to julesburg you're gonna have to pretend that you've never met me before. i never saw you before in my life. i'll ride on ahead. et to teach smitty everything you know about those new guns. i won't. the smith & wesson products are superior to all other firearms. the new revolver's balance is superior plus the new quick-loading metallic cartridge. are you listening? hmm? yeah, yeah. alright. so i'm a gun salesman. (smitty) 'hyah! hey!' [cattle lowing] - how many, floyd? - two hundred and twenty six. two hun

well, what do ya got to lose? i'll give you my word. none of my people will lift a gun. don't go for it, will. don't trust him. nah. no, i'd like to hear what he's got to say. guthrie! all right, ranger. i'll talk. i'd keep him in your sighgh, but no shooting unless he starts somethin'. hoby, maybe-- henrietta, i got to try and talk him out of there i don't know any other way to go 'bout it. will: ranger! i got your gambler friend here! you gimme trouble and he dies. you understand? i gave you my word! anything happens, i don't wanna see him alive when i get back. cover the lawman from the tiny steps on the street. any bad move, drop him. you got it! right, will. i want you outside first, ranger! you got a better idea? all right, anybody in thee s. i gave hastings my word he'd be safe out here. he's holding tenner smith a hostage. if you start anything, tenner'll answer for it. ?? hastings, come on out. your gun belt! drop it in the street! so you're the law in town, huh? how long do you figure to be in porter? well, that all depends, mr. gilman. on what? well, see we're

ah, come on, tex, what do ya say? >> well, all right, if you think so, we'll try it. >> you won't regret it, tex. >> i hope not. accommodations we can get at the hotel, huh? >> no, i don't want no shave today. >> this'll do. thank you very much. that was some fancy shooting you >> it was an accident. i meant to shoot over his head. oh, but now they'll be after you, cisco. you won't be able to snoop around like you planned. >> oh, it'll be all right. i didn't think we'd tangle up with them so soon that-- stay here. be careful. oh, pancho, just a minute. >> hey, jacko, say hello to the se?orita. >> hello, jacko. have you found out anything yet, pancho? >> oh, plenty, se?orita. the people are afraid to talk, but i think that man you fight with, cisco, his name is pike, and he's one of the vigilantes. >> what do you suppose they're up to, cisco? >> i don't know, lois, but it looks like they're trying to take over the town. >> but why, cisco? >> we'll know that, pancho, when we find out who the vigilantes are. where are ou

how do ya spring it? hunt: you got caught in it, didn't ya? well, you're talkin' about a hard feelings, i gototome. well, you made up your mind. guess ain't nothin' i can do to make you change it! uh, i don't mean against you. i mean againin the character i turned loose outt'a here. did you get a real good look at him? i'm not liable to forget it. was he sorta dark-haired and built kinda like you? that's right! oh, that makes me feel a heap better. at least i catch what i set out to trap! well, that don't make me feel any better. ?? hey, you huntin' this man? could be he's huntin' me. he got a r rson? i turned him over to law for shootin' a man in the back. then he broke jail. yeah. well, as long as we're in texas, i'm the law. my name is hoby gilman. was you huntin' him too? not till now. his name is starbuck. len starbuck. i never heard of him hunt: that don't surprise me none. he wouldn't do anything to call the rangers for. but i know he'd come trailin' after me. it sounds like you know him pretty well. married my granddaughter. i'll be rig

hey, you don't happen to have a little extra water, do ya? i'm so durn dry and parched. >> pancho, get your canteen. >> did you have an accident, mr., uh... >> klondike. and what happened to me weren't no accident. i was held up, pistol-whipped, and set afoot, just that quick. the effect of it yet. >> it looks like a nasty bump, all right. but nothing seems to be broken. >> no, but my neck will be when the boss finds out that her wagon, cargo, mail, and horses has been swiped. >> you work for a woman? >> yeah, name's elaine. she runs the western freighting outfit. uh, you wouldn't be going over toward bitter creek way, would ya? >> that's exactly where we're going, to see an old friend. diablo will carry double. come on. for the good of his corporation. >> i don't got no corporation. only when i eat frijoles. >> (laughs) come on. ?? >> this will do fine, cisco. >> thanks. >> you're welcome. >> yeah, two times. >> klondike, what happened? >> swiped! >> yeah, the whole kit and caboodle. bunch of masked men rode out of some rocks and started thr

what good are mustangs gonna do ya, well, that bunch brock saw yesterday, we can get them. he coulda lied to delay us. my men saw the horses. well, i'm going after 'em. come on, manuel. ah, you! it's obvious, mr. begert, that you and he will never get along. he'll learn obedience. if he doesn't? he will. i'll give you $500 for him. $500? well, that's the best offer i've had a lot more than your husband's. but he's not for sale, because i'm gonna give him to you after you and me have a better understanding. after those fool mustangs. i risk my life waiting for chato the bushwhackers, a man deserves some gratitude. you and me, victoria. we're a lot alike, the both of us together. -you and me? -yes, you've been sweet-talkin' me all along. that's gonna make it all the more pleasurable. ? hey, hey, hey, hey! ? chato! you go to the camp and warn cheyenne. i'll get the rest of the men. ? where's sam? he is coming. we have seen mescaleros. how far back? five, six miles. get ready to break camp. si. get the team hitched up. si. get ready, we're movin' out. vamos, vamos. better run t

you don't mind, do ya, honey? - mind? me mind? - thank you. - you've gotta be you. - what a nice guy. - but it's your turn to tuck me in. - well, i'll be home before that. oh, thank you, darling, it was a wonderful dinner. and i love both of you. - george, webster, tonight was terrific. - goodnight! - goodnight! - night! (audience laughs) - george, are you okay? - huh? yeah, yeah, sure. - you're not mad that ma'am went off, are you? - no, no, no. - good, 'cause you don't have to be. you still have me, ya know. - it's 2am, it seems like ten. would you like to come in? oh, already in! - no, thank you, i better get to bed. - oh, well, maybe i could help you. - you are a very sweet woman. (laughs) was that funny? - you're a very sweet man. - so. - so. it's late, i guess we better get some sleep. goodnight. (soft thump) (audience laughs) (snoring) (sighs) - george, went to see bob. more work on the book. more work on the book. on the book. (doorbell rings) - there's someone at the door. tell you what? i'll get it. hi uncle jerry! - goo

well, do ya? do ya?! ( sighs ) look... ( sighs ) you're up next, kelly. come on, let's go.' today, i think maybe we ought to go and walk him. next batter's an easy out. but i can take him. i know you can. come on, dad. hey. do as you're told. come on. let's get 'em. let's go! boy: okay, let's get this guy. boy 2: get him, joey. hey, hey! what was that? you tried to hit him. did you try to hit him? no, it just got away from me. that's nonsense, joey! ( crowd murmurs ) don't you ever throw at a batter! you never ever throw at a batter! you understand me? you never do that! ( crowd gasps ) never do that! get up. bullock: you could've hurt him. ( wind whistling ) ( crowd murmuring ) i can't believe we live in the middle of all this. state farm knows that for every one of those moments, there's one of these... wild mustangs?!? i can't believe we live in the middle of all this! that's why more people save by combining their home and auto with state farm to help life go right. sure, you could buy this. but why miss out on this? it's baking season. warm up with pillsbury. i wanna s

we caramel those a lot ramelized apples, the candy apples, but in the bakery, what do ya do with the apples in the bakery? - [josh] oh, well, we have our classic apple pies, our dutch apple pies, our apple fritters, dumplings, so pretty much everything apple. - [david] yeah, it's a cozy spot, too, when you come in. if you happen to come in in the cooler months, you got a fire in the fireplace goin', got some chairs, and a lot of space, too. i mean, the kids probably go crazy when they come here, huh? - [josh] yeah, they do, they love it. - [david] so how long have you been here? - i've been here for about six years. i came in with the new owners. it's the third family that has owned mapleside. out 100 years. - you know, usually when i go place, the general manager's always older than me, but somethin's been changing lately. (josh laughs) like now the general manager's are all younger than me. they're getting younger, i'm getting older, maybe, huh? - no comment there. - no, no comment there. hey, so what about the wine? i saw a whole bunch of wine here, too, and it's a different kind,

- where all the right people shop. - oh now, hold on a minute i'm gonna take this... - no. - what do ya mean no dave, honey? i'm a lawyer, they can't get away with this! - the car isn't mine, i didn't win it, ildren belong to me, that's all i want. here are the keys mr frack. - thank you. i have a man here who'll drive it right back, goodbye! come jenkins, now here are the keys, take it right back... - did you see that? - right through my rear-view mirror. - barbara didn't even put up a fight. she could've gotten $5000 for that car. then frack and jenkins come along and all of a sudden... - not all of a sudden, davy. and arranged the whole deal. - she called? - there's no mrs david crabtree in sacramento. she told frack she wanted the car delivered to a worthy day nursery. - my wife gave the car to charity? - a very nice charity, david. when converted that car will transport a lot of deserving children. - my wife, a wheeler and dealer if i ever saw one. - she had the right m.i. all the time. - it's m.o. your insurance company won't replace the full value of your totaled new car. the guy

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they think black people are doing it, 'ya dig?ll those rights are causing my life to be miserable in all areas. they haven't focused on the fact that it is the pigs and their mentors, the people who control the power structure, the businessmen, the chamber of commerce. they are not turned on to that power structure. they just know that life is becoming increasingly miserable for everybody. because when they find out who it is that is causing the trouble and who it is that is making life miserable and who it is that is responsible for all their sons being murdered in vietnam, when they tune into that, they are not going to be happy. this is what we are tuned into. we see what's going on. and it's just terrible. more and more people are tuning in. i think they are going to do the dog right here in babylon. >> when we first started we had a police alert patrol. we would could alert the community -- we would alert the community if police would brutalize anyone. if the police would arrest an individual we would follow them into jail an