- well, we could talk about my uncle, doc allen, or my cousin, robin allen. - doc allen is fine. i didn't know you had an uncle who studied medicine. - oh george, he didn't study it, he sold it. he was a medicine man. - oh, he traveled from town to town selling patent medicines. - yes, in a beautiful red wagon with his wife and a horse to pull it. - his wife and a horse to -- well, i've been a straight man all my life but that one i'll skip. - well, anyhow, on one side of the wagon in big letters it said doc allen's medicine show. - i see. - and on the other side, in even bigger letters it said 15 gorgeous dancing girls. - oh, he had 15 dancing girls with him? - oh no, no, no. that was just to draw the crowd. - i see. - you see, in very small letters under the 15 gorgeous dancing girls it said have taken my rheumatism cure. (audience laughs) - the girls took his cure. - uh huh. - then he didn't have a show at all. - oh yes, yes, his wife did the dance of the seven veils. - well, did he allow his wife to do the dance of the seven veils? - well, at the finish, she always had 30 lef