ears to hear, two lungs breathe with, two feet to stink, two nipples to showcase and of course, one doinkou are a successful man. you can tie your own shoesies, and you tinkle in the potty like a big boy. [ laughter ] my body is healthy, my mind is brilliant, my soul is tranquil. my hands are soft because i have an unimportant job. [ laughter and applause ] my nickname may be soofie and my dog may be a rat but -- that's it. [ laughter and applause ] i hug myself with my brain arms and shower myself in the kisses of my mind. [ light laughter ] there is only one me and i'm the best me i can be. i'm the me they come to see, from me to shining me. [ laughter ] if i could plant a tree of me, oh, what a tree that tree would be. if me met me then me would be we and we would be free for all eternity. [ laughter ] hooray, me. [ cheers and applause ] because i host a show, nbc has me dress in fancy suits. but when i come into work everyday, my style is all seth meyers and it ain't a seth meyers shirt unless it's a way too small, thread bare and emerges crumpled from the bottom of a hamper. [ laught