(dolokhov gulps) mmm. dolokhov: mmm. dolokhov, really? funny how it always tastes better from another fellow's plate. mmm. i'm sorry. hello. sir. all right. remember me? (pigs grunting) you're a fine fellow. you've all grown. look who's come to visit us. oh, pierre. (chuckles) (squeals) we haven't seen you in ages. now i see you, i wish i'd come sooner. how are you all? nikolai... you're a real man now. i can tell. (all chuckle) something's changed in you, i think. for the good, i hope. pierre: yes, yes, of course. my friend, captain vassily denisov, of the pavlograd hussars. pierre: i'm privileged to meet you, sir. i feel ashamed of my lazy life when i see men like you and nikolai. heroes. i should have been with you. i used to think of napoleon as a hero, you see. and perhaps he was, once, but not now. he seems to think of nothing but conquest and glory. he had to be stopped. i was wrong. papa's... papa's hosting a banquet for our returning soldiers. i hope you'll come, pierre? yes, yes, indeed. it will be an honor to drink to their hea

dolokhov. uh, what time is it? vassily: nearly noon. your behavior, and my son's behavior, bring disgrace upon this house. your father is gravely ill in moscow. i am leaving immediately. yes, of course. did he ask for me? (receding footsteps) helene: you're in trouble. you've been a very bad boy. i'm really quite shocked. i'm a damned soul. helene: oh, i don't think it's quite that bad. give my regards to everyone in moscow. (indistinct shouting and yelling) (growling) (woman giggling) (laughing) (groans) you're thinking of your father. of course you are. we must be prepared for the worst. he has had two severe strokes, he may have had another by the time we arrive. as an illegitimate son, you mustn't expect to inherit anything. no. no, no of course... to think what your poor cousin catiche has sacrificed... what a saint she is, while you... however, i'll do what i can to see you are not left destitute. god knows you've done little to deserve it. (indistinct chatter) what's the matter with you? where are you going? i'll just call in on