i see the great don rickels who is getting ready to say something terrible about you.ur shrink? >> your psychiatrist? you invited your psychiatrist to your birthday party? just in case something happened? did you want him to meet your mom and see what you have been talking about? >> i can't talk about it but he just showed up. >> he showed up? >> i invited him. >> that is not just showing up. did you think about that? did you think maybe i shouldn't invite my psychiatrist to my birthday party? >> i grade the psychiatrist. he said you should get a hobby, like photography. so i go in and take pictures of him the whole time and he's like enough. shrinks, if you have gone, they never get asked questions so i just ask him questions. and my friend is there for the real work. >> and you pay him? wow, that is weird. >> it was a beautiful night. literally the greatest night of my life. if you were there it would have been -- worse. it would have been fantastic. it was one of those nights you will never forget. i didn't know what to say. if you would have told me as a kid that t

. >> when i say modern i don't mean don rickels. he's even older than you. >> you said it. >> is he the modern crop? if -- if don rickles is the future. we've got to have somebody below 90. don rickles is watching this he can't believe his luck. you've proclaimed had him the future of comedy. anybody under 90 that makes you laugh? >> i couldn't put my finger on them, no. [ laughter ] >> do you like ricky gervais and russell brand and that style of british -- >> brand i'm not familiar with with his work. >> what about ricky gervais? when you see him monstering people at the emmys do you find it funny? >> once i get the translation, yes, i find myself laughing, yes. >> i put him to the test the other day ricky gervais. i said if you had five minutes to live what is the joke you would tell? he was deeply offensive at my expense which knowing him as i do exactly how he would wish to die and i wouldn't care because he's about to die. what would be the joke you would do? >> jay leno called me up and congratulated me on the emmy. he said his favorite joke they told on his show abou