>> jimmy: don rickles, everybody. 15th at the agua calient in rancho mirage, california, october 22nd, at the grove in anaheim, california and november 12th and 13th at the r orleans in las vegas. more with don rickles when we come back. ne...leanne! how do you feel about your new focus? oh my god, i love it. (laughs) what would you say to a friend who might be skeptical about ford? just that they make a quality vehicle. does the sound system stand out for you? yes. and when do you use it? um, i use it all the time. i love listening to jazz in the car. you know the only thing that stinks is you can't have a martini. (laughs) hey, chris. hi, jesse. hey. hey. ready to order? yep, 2 for $20. [ male announcer ] it's applebee's freshest 2 for $20 yet. featuring new chicken fettuccine carbonara, get one appetizer, and two entrees, for just 20 bucks. only at applebee's. now serving half-price appetizers late night. only at applebee's. wait a second... with olay challenge that. new regenerist wrinkle revolution... relaxes the

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tomorrow, don rickles will be here. john stamos will be on drums tomorrow.stoffs from "dancing with the stars." and later, john goodman and chris connell. the first guest tonight, a recording artist and the fredlyiest tv show. the new show is called "the x factor," watch it tuesdays and wednesdays on fox. please say hello to paula abdul. [ cheers and applause ] it's great to see you. how you doing? >> wonderful. thank you. >> jimmy: you were free of simon. you could have livered out the rest of your days living in tucson under an alias and he could never have his clutches on you again. and yet there are you on tv. how about that? >> how about that? i wasn't thinking. you haven't said anything weird at all. honestly, i'm disappointed. >> well, thank you so much, i guess. >> jimmy: i like it when you say something and simon goes -- what? and you look at him -- >> he decided that he had to have a live audience at the auditions. and it's fantastic. when he tries to pretend, he can't understand -- the audience is yelling. we understand. >> jimmy: are you in love

christie would bring to their race, and there would be entertainment value, especially if you like don rickles, but when it comes to the effective at creating jobs, improving schools and expanding opportunity, his record in new jersey has not been a record for a covenant for effectiveness. >> he adds that new jersey has high unemployment and declining national score rankings. they are proof that chris christie lacks the leadership ability to lead the nation. history made in new york. how the induction of maryland senator barbara mikulski into the women's hall of fame have a unique baltimore connection. >> is still unseasonably cool across the region. there were wet snowflakes over the amounts, scattered showers. we will find out when this cool, wet weather will move out. 48 degrees at bwi and >> there was a baltimore connection this weekend at the national women's hall of fame and york. they are thinking a baltimore woman for the ultimate nomination. >> in the place where all began for women, seneca falls, n.y., the site of the first women's rights convention, barbara mikulski embrace history

to the race--and certainly there will be tremendous entertainment value especially if you like don rickles. but when it comes to being effective at creating jobs, improving schools, expanding opportunity his record in new jersey has not been a record of effectiveness." effectiveness."o'malley also said the confirmed g-o-p presidental candidates are "pandering to the tea party to be the mad hatter." testimony resumes today... in the involuntary manslaughter trial of doctor conrad murray.as rick vincent explains... murray was with michael jackson when he died at his los angeles home in 2009... and has been blamed for the pop singer's death. death. week two of the conrad murray trial is expected to pick up right where week one left off --with testimony from the emergency room doctor who pronounced michael jackson dead.on friday, doctor richelle cooper testified murray never mentioned he'd given jackson propofol -- the drug blamed for the singer's death."were you ever told, at any point in time, about any medications by conrad murray other than the lorazepam?" "no." prosecutors are trying to p

to the race--and certainly there will be tremendous entertainment value especially if you like don ricklesn it comes to being effective at creating jobs, improving schools, expanding opportunity his record in new jersey has not been a record of effectiveness." effectiveness."o'malley also said the confirmed g-o-p presidental candidates are "pandering to the tea party to be the mad hatter." a team of inspectors will resume assesing the damage to the washington monument tomorrow.it's been closed since the earthquake back in august that rattled the east coast. an inspection for earthquake damage was postponed yesterday and once againg today because of wind gusts. the quake caused several cracks to form in the 127 year old monument. american amanda knox will give the speech of her life in an italian courtroom tomorrow. she is appealing her 2009 murder conviction of her roommate... 21-year-old british student meredith kercher. two judges and six jurors will make the decision. heather childers explains the four possible outcomes she could hear in her fight for freedom. on monday morning.... the

he was the don rickles of his day. in a way that was funny and not and mean-spirited. he discovered he had this gift. that stent lead to another at another clap and on and on. before you knew, he had met sloppy white and they started a tour. tavis: one of the things i did know, the absolute success he had with records. he did not do well singing but his comedy albums, and he sold millions. >> the estimates range from 10 to 30 million. he was one of the first guys to put his stand-up act onto wax. there were sold under the counter for the most part. the cost -- crossed over from a black audience. after a few years they started to make their way to college campuses. people would pull parties to play his records. everyone would have a good time. really getting his name out there. tavis: you mention his relationship to malcolm x. dick gregory is on the same circuit, unafraid, his comedy is based upon social observationsredd -- observations. redd stayed away from that. >> it was not his style. he was more about the interplay between men and women. i thought if he felt he mi

to the race-- and certainly there will be tremendous entertainment value, especially if you like don rickles-- but when it comes to being effective at creating jobs, improving schools and expanding opportunity, his record in new jersey has not been a record of governing for effectiveness. his bond rating has been downgraded by two of the bond rating agencies. his unemployment in new jersey is one of the higher unemployment rates in the country at 9.4%. last year, new jersey created no net new jobs. and his schools, because of the choices he's made to cut education funding, have actually been declining in their national ranks. so that's not a record of leadership and governance and effectiveness. so whatever the entertainment value, it's not effective governing. >> schieffer: you're also slim and trim. i also say you slightly evaded that question. >> it was not an evasion, it was a "redirection." >> schieffer: all right. governor barbour, let me ask you this. why do you think republicans seem so, for want of a better word, "dissatisfied" with the people who are running. i think that does have

senator, don rickles. >> that bob was a leader in the senate today, there would be a lot more happening. -- i can tell you this, if bob dole was a leader in the senate today, there would be a lot more happening. i wanted to start with that wonderful tribute that elizabeth gave to you in the other room. we will also wonderful things and, hopefully, slightly different things, but hers will be the hardest the match. only a select few of our national leaders, in our long history as a nation, ever rose to what you would call a truly extraordinary level of public achievement in a lifetime. you have one sitting here in bob dole. think back to the last 150 years. not a big group that she would name to put on a list, but he is one of them. i have been very privileged to serve with him in the house and senate. it was 44 years ago, hard to believe, when the u.s. house told republicans, when we started working together but i have been privileged to see his exceptional intellect in play. his leadership, his strength, his -- decency and razor wit. as well as his on going commitment to the broader pub

paula abdul will be here, rob lowe, john goodman, don rickles, john stamos, the latest castoff from "ng with the stars." we'll have music from evanescence, two door cinema club, chris cornell, and peter, bjorn, & john. all three of them. and more. so please join us next week. it is an exceptionally rare night when our own guillermo isn't the most attractive latin superstar in the room. you know our first guest from many great movies. his latest, under the eye of pedro almodovar is called "the skin i live in." it opens in theaters next friday. please say hello to antonio banderas. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? nice to meet you. >> thank you. same here. >> jimmy: i know you've been all over the world promoting two movies? >> long, long way to go. i feel like this is. >> jimmy: for "the skin i live in" and for "puss in boots." you were in russia? >> last week, i did rome, spain, then i went to moscow, from there i went to warsaw, poland, paris, back here. i have to go to new york next sunday and then i go to miami, chicago, dallas, arizona, san francisco, back here, from

to the race--and certainly there will be tremendous entertainment value especially if you like don rickles comes to being effective at creating jobs, improving schools, expanding opportunity his record in new jersey has not been a record of effectiveness." effectiveness." o'malley also said the confirmed g-o-p presidental candidates are "pandering to the tea party to be the mad hatter." til' death do us part? hmmm, maybe... in mexico... officials are considering a proposal... that would allow engaged couples to decide how long their marriage will last. those who don't expect to stay married forever... could set an end date... of as little as two years.the bill is designed to reduce painful and costly divorces... by letting marriages end easily.it would let couples outline child custody and property agreements beforehand.the catholic church says it finds the idea appalling...but others say it makes sense because today.. 50 percent of marriages end in divorce. that brings us to our question of the day:do you think temporary marriages make sense in today's society?we'll be taking your calls i