called, again, one night only an all-star tribute to don rickles, may 28, spike tv. cut. it will be great, right. >> you don't know the day. the day is, ah, go see me at casino, at foxwoods on, ah, ah, ah. >> jimmy: i'm sorry. >> you are making a lot of [ bleep ], learn, learn, learn. >> jimmy: don rickles, everybody. we will be right back with emily deschanel! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you have three questions. coffee or espresso? oh, coffee please. ♪ is this coffee? it's nespresso vertuoline. how do they make this froth? it's coffee crema. last question. ♪ may i have another cup please? thank you. next! [ penelope ] nespresso vertuoline. experience the revolution of coffee. [ penelope ] nespresso vertuoline. i've been claritin clear for 6 amazdays. at the first sign of my allergies, my doctor recommended taking one claritin every day of my allergy season for continuous relief. 21 days! 28 days of continuous relief live claritin clear. every day. ♪ ...it's about capturing the moment. ♪ it's holding your breath... [ elephants grunting ] ...until something takes it

right now on jimmy kimmle, don rickles. have a great night. we will see you tomorrow. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- don rickles. emily deschanel. and music from beck. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: hi. very nice -- [ indiscernible ]

right now on jimmy kimmle, don rickles. have a great night. we will see you tomorrow.0 homers. pujols is the first to hit number 499 and 500 in the same game. >> he's the third youngest to get to 500. only alex rodriguez and jimmie foxx were younger. congratulations to him. he's a great player. >> a lot of talk about steroids in baseball. here's an interesting statistic. there are 26 major leaguers in the 500 homer club, but 11 of them reached the 500 mark in the last 15 years. >> those ones like from the last decade a lot of those are believed to be asterisk ones. but not albert pujols. >> that's not what i was saying. >> that's not what i am saying. just pointing out an interesting fact. >> hopeful live he is reversing the trend and going back to the way it used to be done with skill. >>> coming up, lollipops that taste like beer. it is booze-flavored candy to go in the mix. >>> point, click and print. a cutting-edge fashion. the wearable wave of the future. you are watching "world news now." ♪ >> announcer: "world news now" weather brought to you by nasacort. ght to

chromeo from the at&t outdoor stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, the great don rickles willhere. emily deschanel will be here, and we'll have music from beck. and later this week, tim allen, julie bowen, ginnifer goodwin, dave attell, and music from cut copy and foster the people. our fit guest tonight is a very talented actor, director, writer, and music who to this day is still the only billy bob in history to win an academy award. you can see him now as the sadistic hit man lorne malvo in the new show "fargo." >> you have a package for me? >> how are you? what's your name? >> why? >> so i can find your package. >> duluth. >> sorry? >> the package is addressed to duluth. >> that's a city. i need your name. >> i told you my name. >> your name's duluth? well, i'll need to see some i.d. >> no. >> "fargo" airs tuesdays at 10:00 on fx. please welcome billy bob thornton. [ cheers and applause ] how are you? good to see you. >> good to see you. >> jimmy: i don't imagine you as an easter kind of guy in general. are you? >> yeah. i love holidays. yeah. we just did the usual thing w

you regard him as a fun you know don rickles as never cursed on stage now never he does it for me personally and when he does a great show he doesn't he doesn't like to and it's not where he came from it's right it's not his that he was but if you watch the rose if you watch as old tonight shows if you look at that youtube stuff and it's. so cervical and so edgy that you feel like he even is not know he is something so special it is not no one more spot on in the moment i saw him when i was seventeen years old i would go to the latin casino and watch him and i would be like oh my god and it's just so the craft of it and he still carries on as the amazing loves people so much donald a lot of them bought him yesterday we were despond sex. that's terrible even though he would not lie he would go out why they have to do this neil simon said comedy and tragedy into linked if you use that said as for human always right all came out of pain everything but that's what my favorite stand ups to this day off and we were talking about newhart before we started there's no of sadness in that there's compl