started at the white house and i got the final draft, and it had all this new stuff about donald trump that judditten together. i just remember thinking, whoa, this is going to be a lot different than the draft i saw before that. >> just recently in an episode of celebrity apprentice, you, mr. trump, fired gary busey. and these are the kind of decisions that would keep me up at night. >> you have folked that go up to that line and don't cross it. and you have folks that go to that line and do cross it. >> donald trump has said he'll run for a president as a republican, which is surprising since i just assumed he was running as a joke. >> comedians can say things that other people can't say. they're allowed to be furious in a way that politicians are not. >> at the correspondents' dinner that seth meyers hosted, i wrote with him on it, and i thought that we sort of it turns out that's his origin story. it was that night that he decided to run for president. so i'm sorry. >> i humbly and gratefully accept your nomination for the presidency of the united states. all her life that i should fix it. a