one, donald trump really thinks that was my herman cain impression? ( laughter ) ( applause ) and, two, doesn't donald trump realize that wasn't even the most offensive accent i used in that particular bit? you want sausage on your pie? i just want to get in there and ( bleep )-- i just want to errgqh! so offensive? and the cursing. myron cohen never cursed. always with the ( bleep ) this and the ( bleep ) that. ( laughter ) you know, look, i've taken criticism before, been called a racist, stupid, an ( bleep ). it goes with being a dick for a living. ( laughter ). it's an occupational hazard. but this one hurts. because of how much i respect donald trump. ( laughter ) he is the sophisticated man. did you know he eats pizza with a fork? ( laughter ) and-- ( applause ) as to the charges of whether i was being racist, it turns out donald trump is in a unique position to judge he. >> i have a great relationship with the blacks. i have-- i have always had a great relationships with the blacks. >> jon: this is a man who has a great relationship with "the b

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could you just serious analysis of donald trump running for president?uld, yes. but i'm not going to do. because you are right. i mean it is a little bit -- it's beyond the deadline now. it's not possible. remember, we had all the people like sarah palin, and chris christie and others until the deadline were like should i run, should i not? it could be that he thinks none of the candidates in the current g.o.p. field are good enough. he does on my point of view help put questions to president obama's administration. [ laughter ] wow! >> bob: move on? what is next? >> help me. >> bob: christmas tree. didn't have it on the prompter. i'm sorry, i played football. >> dana: are you obama, you need a prompter? >> bob: a tax on christmas tree. and eric went off on obama trying to dump on christmas. i was all in favor of it for two reasons. one, supposed to promote and sell christmas trees. that would get rid of the horrendous phony christmas trees from new york and on "jersey shore" think it's good. you get my drift, right? >> andrea: if more people would buy c

has to say not to mention the irony of donald trump calling somebody racist remember when trump was pretending to run for president he himself was accused of being racist to the claims that he thinks obama was not born in the united states let's revisit his great moments but if you think he was born in this country i am we only concern you with this or started a week ago i used to have a look at you know doctors don't remember you have to know nurses or the president of the united states the reason i have a little down just a little because you grew up and nobody knew when you interview people if i ever got that nomination if i ever decide to run you may go back and interview people from my kindergarten the remember me nobody ever comes forward nobody knows we use or kill later in his life very strange the whole thing is very strange i have people that actually have been studying it and they cannot believe what they're finding you have people now have their liberty i mean in hawaii absolutely and they cannot believe what they're finding. yeah turns out obama was born here but te

it really -- >> maybe get donald trump and he will hire them to do the work on the buildings. looking for good deals. >> trump has been in business. he understands how things work and how irrational government is. our country's in trouble. we have so much debt, whether it's a super committee or the congress as a whole, we spent more this year than last year, the bills we are passing now, we will spend more next year. we are not cutting spending. we need one more election. >> senator, nightnice see you. >> coming up, if you are outraged over wall street, bonuses, that's nothing. wait until you hear this. and there is more. you are footing the bill. that's next. also, a big adz mission from rush limbaugh. what does he confess to? hear from rush coming up - i volunteered. - i was drafted. - i enlisted. - i was nervous. - and there i was in asia. - europe. - the gulf. - and i saw things. - incredible things. - and people you never forget. - i did my job. - for my country. - my buddies. - for total strangers. - and i was proud. - so grateful. - for my family. - my freedom. for all

could you just serious analysis of donald trump running for president?d, yes. but i'm not going to do. because you are right. i mean it is a little bit -- it's beyond the deadline now. it's not possible. remember, we had all the people like sarah palin, and chris christie and others until the deadline were like should i run, should i not? it could be that he thinks none of the candidates in the current g.o.p. field are good enough. he does on my point of view help put questions to president obama's administration. [ laughter ] wow! >> bob: move on? what is next? >> help me. >> bob: christmas tree. didn't have it on the prompter. i'm sorry, i played football. >> dana: are you obama, you need a prompter? >> bob: a tax on christmas tree. and eric went off on obama trying to dump on christmas. i was all in favor of it for two reasons. one, supposed to promote and sell christmas trees. that would get rid of the horrendous phony christmas trees from new york and on "jersey shore" think it's good. you get my drift, right? >> andrea: if more people would buy chr

>> my favorite was donald trump because i love donald trump. can i have a bit of trump, please?p? um -- gosh. what was the line i used to do? donald trump, well, you know, trump is -- home base with mr. trump is this. you know, like you're over there going, so i was over there yesterday and we had a sandwich and then went to a game and the whole time he's going -- then he starts going, i remember this one time, you know, but -- you know. >> i think we should play you something now. we've got a tribute to you from the great man. >> all right. >> watch this. >> so i'm interviewing darrell hammond, who does a very good donald trump, i have to say. what do you make of his impression? >> well, he's been amazing. he was on "saturday night live" for years. and really, i don't think anybody ever hit me like him. but i think he's amazing. he's a great guy, and he has me down to a "t" and others. but people think he does it the best. >> wow. >> rare praise indeed. >> super fly. >> actually, your head cut in there. you could be brothers. >> well, i have this bland face that the makeup arti

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it really -- >> maybe get donald trump and he will hire them to do the work on the buildings. n't know. he's looking for good deals. >> trump has been in business. he understands how things work and how irrational government is. our country's in trouble. we have so much debt, whether it's a super committee or the congress as a whole, we spent more this year than last year, the bills we are passing now, we will spend more next year. we are not cutting spending. we need one more election. >> senator, nightnice see you. >> coming up, if you are outraged over wall street, bonuses, that's nothing. wait until you hear this. and there is more. you are footing the bill. that's next. also, a big adz mission from rush limbaugh. what does he confess to? hear from rush coming up capital one's new cash rewards card gives you a 50% annual bonus! so you earn 50% more cash. according to research, everybody likes more cash. well, almost everybody... ♪ would you like 50% more cash? no! but it's more money. [ male announcer ] the new capital one cash rewards card. the card for people who want 50%

i believe that donald trump engages in racist behavior.on't know if he's a racist or not -- >> you would not say he's a racist. >> .because i think he's too smart -- >> what's the difference? >> well, he's too smart to do this thing because he's a racist because he doesn't like black people, but i think he said, how can i promote myself in running for president or how can i make people believe i'm3 running for president.. >> right. >> .and attract attention? i, oh, i'll do this. i'll question obama's citizenship" -- >> right. >> -- but he cannot believe that. i think he's not the smartest tool in the box, but he's not dumb either. >> yeah. >> he can't believe that obama -- >> he knows what he's doing. >> he knows, yeah. >> but others, not mr. trump, who don't have the same motivation that mr. trump might have -- >> they're racist. they're racist. >> they are racist. >> they're racist. yeah. >> sooyou believe that there is racism at work in this country directed specifically at this president. >> oh, absolutely. absolutely. >> right. >> jus

donald trump not happy about it.ve a damn about inconveniencing people. i want to talk about inconvenient. you will never see a mess like this tomorrow night. president obama is holding a fundraiser. this president is a much different person than people know. he is a very inconsiderate guy. stop with the fundraisers and run the country. you're doing a hell of a lousy job. >> eric: you have so right. >> bob: donald, stop filling the building so we can drive around town and stop taking limos every place you go. you are losing your mind. >> eric: you're jealous. he has better hair than you. >> bob: i'm jealous because i didn't inherit my money. >> eric: this place is a mad house right now. >> bob: so what? >> kimberly: you don't care. it was a mess, out there trying to get anywhere in new york. people seeing justin bieber and lining up for barack obama. >> eric: is he here? >> kimberly: he pretaped it. i don't want to get in bieber trouble. >> bob: you don't think trump, the crane he has building another trump tower is

donald trump -- home base with mr. trump is this. you know, like you're over there going so i was over there at snl yesterday and we went and had a sandwich and then we went to the game. he's like this the whole time. >> we should play you something. we have a tribute to you. >> i'm interviewing darrell hammond. >> he's amazing. he was on saturday night live for years. i don't think anyone ever hit me like him. he's a great guy and he has me down to a t. and others. but people think he does it the best. >> rare praise indeed. >> super flattered. >> your head cut in there, you could be brothers. >> i have this bland face that the make-up artists say can you paint on because they say you can't make. look like someone but you can make me -- look, it's very bland. and then it just can be transformed around. >> where do you get the ability to do impressions from do you think? >> i guess from my mom. my mom was great at it. >> really? >> really good. really good. >> after all we discussed, that's fascinating. >> yes, it transported her. it

donald trump. trump andvy been going back and forth this year.want him to be honest about his lack of political awareness. but nonetheless, he is a good guy. let me show you a clip of donald. show you that the humility of the man. this is at new hampshire. we got this. just got a picture. >> today, i'm very proud of myself. because i have accomplished something that no one else has been able to accomplish. our president has finally released a birth certificate. /am really honored to have played such a big role in hopefully getting rid of this issue. >> bob: okay, donald, the other thing that you convince people of is you know something about politics. the second place turkey are people in the republican field that went to donald trump's place for political advice and political support. give me a break. he is a good guy in so many ways. politics ain't his bag. who is your turkey? >> eric: i didn't know we had second and third place. >> bob: it's my segment. my turkey of the year is clearly, wait for it. president obama of course. >> bob: you got t

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donald trump says president obama is about to ruin a holiday tradition. mr. ds and thousands of people come to new york city to see the lighting of the tree. they bring their kids. everybody is having a great time. and they love it. it's a big, big occasion. now, we have a problem. we have a president who doesn't give a damn about inconveniencing people. and i want to talk about inconvenience, you will never see a mess like this tomorrow night. president obama is holding a fund-raiser. another of his fund-raisers. hundreds of them, every day, holding fund-raisers. he doesn't govern, all he does is raise money to try to get reelected to put the country further into the hole. he's having a fund-raiser light near rockefeller center where thousands of people are coming to see the tree light up. isn't that a shame? the streets ever going to be closed. everything is going to be closed because of his security. he needs security. let me tell you. this president is a much different person than people know. he's a very inconsiderate guy. stop with the fund-raisers and s