donald trump owns the miss u.s.a.ch is great for republicans because it will streamline their search for a vice president. donald trump said recently he has a great relationship with the blacks, though unless the blacks are a family of white people, i believe he's mistaken. >> i'm not sure president obama wanted to laugh at that one but seth myers made it impossible not to. this year i have to tell you joel mchale is the host and msnbc will be showing the whole thing including the president's speech and everything. it's live on msnbc starting 9:00 p.m. eastern. the correspondents' dinner may be a sceevie thing in person but on tv you get the best of it. the president is always funny, the comic is always funny. it will be tomorrow night right here live 9:00 p.m. eastern. don't miss it. "weekends with alex witt" starts now. >>> developing now, new and deadly battles in ukraine and the u.s. delivers another warning to russia. a live report ahead. >>> the woman at the center of the donald sterling debacle now says he is n

yes, donald trump is change you can believe in.m, say hello to dennis desousa, the anti-obama filmmaker who just pled guilty to campaign finance violations. he's there. but the all star of this team is "duck dynasty" star phil robertson, straight from making derogatory comments about gays and african-americans, he's ready to lead the gop. ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for the 2014 republican leadership team. >> i don't want to make people's lives better by giving them somebody else's money. i want to give them the opportunity to go out and earn the money and provide for themselves and their families. >> all i want to do is see this guy's birth certificate. perhaps it's going to say hawaii. perhaps it's going to say kenya. >> let's repeal this failure before it literally kills women, kills children, kills senior citizens. let's not do that. >> it is a consistent assault. they just want to use brute power to force the states to take down marriage laws that have been in place for centuries, and that's inconsistent with

[applause] donald trump has become the most recognized businessman in the world. whether in real estate, sports, or entertainment, he is a consummate deal maker. his real estate holdings span the world. trump's latest project is a luxury hotel in the old post office building just a few blocks from here. millions know him from his television programs. "the apprentice" and "celebrity apprentice," you're fired is surely one of the most quoted catch phrases of all time. he's also an author of several best-selling books, including "how to think like a billionaire." donald trump has also flirted with politics. suggesting but then dropping the idea of a presidential run in 2000 as a third party candidate, and in later years as a republican candidate. he also considered then dropped the idea of running for governor of new york this year. and most recently trump has raised the possibility that he might want to make a bid to buy the nfl's buffalo bills. through it all trump has been a careful manager of his own brand. he's been highly successful in business in part because h

donald trump. the ethics expert says he's a victim of the cruel media. he's being unfairly attacked. >> so much of the press is totally dishonest. that was an incredible example. i knocked the hell out of donnell sterling for five minutes. said what a bad guy. said horrible things he said. and then i said just in passing and by the way he asked the girlfriend, it was all the plac. all over the world, that i was defending him. >> well, here's what trump said in passing last week. >> it's terrible. he got set up by a very bad girlfriend, let's face it. that whole thing is, she's the girlfriend from hell. it's so bad and she was baiting him. she's a terrible human being and he gave horrible answers. >> terrible human being. she really deserved that. donald strutrump criticized sterling's answers but he never touched his character. here's trump knocking sterling out. >> well, i think he could be out of it, frankly. you know, based on his actions he could be pretty much out of it in term of, you know, his whole mentality. >> yeah, no one needs to twist donald

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donald trump often appears on fox which is ironic, because a fox often appears on donald trump's headshington post" table with trump, and you can't finish your entree don't worry the fox will eat it. d donald trump said recently he has a great relationship with the blacks, unless the blacks are a family of white people, i bet he is mistaken. >> i'm not sure president obama wanted to laugh at that one. seth meyers made it impossible not to. this year i have to tell you, joel mchale, going to be showing the whole thing, including the president's speech and everything, it is tomorrow night, live on msnbc, starting at 9:00 p.m. eastern. honestly the correspondent's dinner may be a skeevy thing in person, on tv you get the best of it. genuinely always funny. the president is funny. the comic is funny. tomorrow night. right here live. 9:00 p.m. eastern. don't miss it. that does it for us. see you monday. now go to prison. bye. bye. >> due to mature subject matter, viewer discretion is advised.

the course is owned by real estate developer donald trump.oining to discuss this executive inis pga and thete bevacqua pga president, ted bishop. what are we looking at? pgae will have the championship in -- it is great to part -- partner with donald trump. he understands the game and he .nvests heavily in the game >> ted bishop, not only do you have three holes in one and not only are you an agronomist by training, but you know about all of the deferred courses. -- different courses. tell us about this course in new jersey. who designed seo, will be there. i think people will really enjoy it. if you know anything about the fasio name in golf, they are really commendable in the way they will torment the players. course stretch that golf 7500 yards. it probably will be wet in new jersey at that time of year, so the golf course will play long. it is a phenomenal test. >> how do you look this far into the future? 2022. you have to prepare for logistics, hotels, recruit a volunteer base of at least 3000 people. and it takes time to get everything

yes, donald trump is the big headliner today. that's some change you can believe in. because when you are looking to open the tent, you definitely look to a reality show star. >> is more lies by the president than any human being i think i have been sieg. the world has gone to hell in the last five, six years. just gone to hell. >> but trump wasn't the only reality tv star leading the party. the stage was warmed up last night by "duck dynasty's" phil robertson. the guy when said that the precivil rights era wasment so bad for african-americans. and that homosexuality can lead to beastality. yes, this is true republican leadership. the key note speaker on opening night. but believe it or not, he said something last night that made complete sense. >> i'm not a political person. i guess the gop may be more desperate than i thought to call somebody like me. >> yes, the gop is desperate. how desperate? the chairman of the republican national committee, the guy who vowed last year to rebrand the party, was on that same stage, yes, he's standing strong with the reality tv st

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right after that appearance, donald trump went to twitter and he tweeted this out. est press only reported my girlfriend from hell statement. donald trump joins us listen this morning. are you shocked at how selective the press can be when they want to make somebody look bad. >> the press is very dishonest. yes, there are great ones, but so much of it is totally dishonest and that was an incredible example. i knocked the hell out of donald sterling for five minutes. said what ad about guy, what horrible things he said. and i said just in passing and by the way, as the girlfriend from hell, and everybody laughed, which is obviously true. i mean, this girlfriend is taping him and with very bad intentions obviously. she's bad news. but what i really did was really knock him strongly and when the show immediately after i said it was all over thousandses and thousands of articles, all over the place. all over the world that i was defending him. nobody -- know, because i did it to you. but nobody was tougher on donald sterling than i was. but what they did is used the girl

kind of like what we saw with donald trump and barack obama. good job. >> you think so? >> yeah. >> all right. hadash, i don't know if you can see the monitor. >> that is impressive. >> how did i do? >> my brother, it's not bad. >> you did not get what he said! >> that was really funny. >> he is asking me if -- i have a final call for you. where is it? bean pie. he is saying i look like a member of the nation of islam. that is okay. i like them i live on 123rd street and they are always at the 125th street stop and i buy my final call. >> i buy the final call? >> the final call today. the one that they were selling was about torture in america. american prisoners. >> was? on 25th street. >> bow ties and a final call. get your money dollar bill, y'all. >> yo! >> okay! >> get out of here! >> you're blacker than i thought! >> so, listen, i agree with you, ben, about joe mchale. i had the luxury or the honor to interview him. and he was actually really bright and quite nice. so i think that he will do well tonight, and it will be, again, a break fr

donald trump. [applause] >> thank you very much. this is a great group. so if it's sold out so fast that the first question to ask is why did you raise ticket prices? and that is all branding. the $25 is cheap but he said it's the same whether it doesn't sell at all or if it sells like crazy so i think they are going to revisit the bag. it is an honor to be with you. i will tell you this, that our country which i loved very dearly is in serious trouble but the old post offic post office g right down the road on pennsylvania avenue is not. it's going to be spectacular. we are building something that is going to be amazing and spending $200 million. and when it is completed in a very short period of time probably about 18 months it will be one of the great hotels of the world and you will have it right here in washington and it is going to be really something. we are building projects all over the world. you know about miami and that was another thing. we like to fix them and make them great and gets the right ones. he has 800 acres in the middle of next to

i'm going to have to talk to donald trump instead.g, ireland. it's 500 acres on the atlantic and it's amazing. i was going to cancel my 7:00 o'clock with you folks and i said no, we can't do that. it's your highest rated 15 minutes. you'll be angry at me. you guys will never treat me the same. >> give you the cold shoulder. >> i'm doing it in honor of elisabeth. it's 12:00 o'clock here and beautiful. the ocean is crashing up on the shores. it's incredible out here. >> 40 shades of green in ireland. >> very good. >> i'll tell you what, i back up the purchase. i'm half irish and i would say we're happy to have you there. >> thank you. >> we want you to weigh in on this. michael sam on thursday night here in new york city was the first openly gay nfl player drafted. he was number 249. what's interesting, though -- there has been some outcry about how could espn run that video. we're not talking about that regarding him kissing his boyfriend. we're talking about the double standard. because demarcus tweeted out y'all praise michael sam fo

. >> donald trump flew me all over the world - hong kong and all over... >> you have to be kidding >> oh yeah...i'm not kidding you...i his private jet. - ...until his wife cancelled his credit line at the casinos. >> cause i promised her before i left the house, i would not use my credit line. i keep my word... but she didn't tell me i couldn't say i had a credit line. >> ok >> now he claims he doesn't remember shooting at her with a rifle. which raises the question, if prisoners with dementia can't remember the crimes they committed, how can they be rehabilitated? >> i had the same question. i can't control that. but not being able to control that, the best that we can do, as physicians and healthcare providers is to manage them in a way that is humane, that's compassionate, and the only way we can do that is by understanding their disease. >> as the prison population in america continues to age, other states will undoubtedly need units like this one to look after inmates with deteriorating mental capacity, but at 100 thousand dollars a year per inmate, where is the money going to c

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. >> billionaire property developer, the art gallery that bears his name, known as the donald trump ofthe tropics, one of miami's most influential figures that wants to rethink america's embargo against cuba. >> lift the embargo and start a policy with a lot more communication and all across the spectrum. show why this system is the best system in the world. >> some would say that his betrayal. >> i think those people are wrong. >> is communist revolution came at the height of the cold war. maintained ever since although the obama administration has eased the travel ban on americans visiting. his also shook hands of counterpart at nelson mandela's service. >> the reaction to that handshake was telling. no response and the thing that is another factor that indicates a significant change. ago, we would've that a major demonstration. it just doesn't matter anymore. is not yet last tango time for the u.s. embargo. it has support of lawmakers on capitol hill and within the cuban-american community but some suggest two thirds of floridians favor the normalization of relations with more direc

my favorite, donald trump says he will fix the country just like he fixed his country clubs. , the donald told the mail that his credentials that qualify him for running the highest offers in our land is that he fixed his country clubs and now he can fix the country at large. and he says it is absolutely possible he will run for president in 2016. you know how we can recognize we're getting close to a presidential election in the united states? it is when the donald again floats these trial balloons. and as was pointed out by business insider he truly has been doing it for a quarter century plus, more than 25 years. i remember at the white house correspondent dinner just what, two years ago when president obama weighed in on the donald's qualifications to be our chief executive and he gave him a tip of the hat. he noted that the donald had recently mediated a dispute on the apprentice as to who screwed up on cooking the food? he said he will fix it just like the country clubs. no, i have a better one, trump bussey, as in gary bussey in 2016. >>> clayton locket was put to death

how about donald trump? yes, the king bertha. nobody says open the tent quite like donald trump.n there's louisiana governor bobby jindal. he recently slammed the president while visiting the white house at a bipartisan event. and what's a leadership conference without senator ted cruz, the guy who led the gop into their lowest approval ratings ever? but nothing says change like the conference's big celebrity speaker, a star that could really appeal to a wide audience, somebody to lead the party to new heights. i'm, of course, talking about phil robertson, the star of "duck dynasty," who is best known for comparing homosexuality to bestiality and for saying african-americans had nothing to complain about under jim crow. they were singing and happy. yes, he will be on that stage. wow, you better stop changing so much, gop, i'm getting whiplash. did reince priebus really think we wouldn't notice their rebranding quack up? nice try, but here's my favorite duck call, we got ya. and i get a lot in return with ink plus from chase like 60,000 bonus points when i spent $5,000 in the firs

andrew jones and another person will start as co-ceos for asia-pacific on july 1st. >>> donald trumpd a deal to buy turnberry in a cup price, 35.7 million pound cash deal. trump recently said he had no further plans to develop. the american business magnate plans to pump millions of dollars into the resort's hotel, which is flanked by three golf courses, as well as a spa. >> i know the owners of turnberry, they're friends of mine, terrific people. i've been talking to them about it for, you know, years. and we just struck up a conversation and decided to do something. i do well with this business. my clubs are very, very successful. >> linkedin meanwhile reported a first quarter net loss following costly acquisitions and expansion into china. cnbc's morgan brennan has more on the firm's numbers. >> lungedin reporting earnings once again beat the street. the social network for professionals logged a 38 cents per share nongap on revenue of $473 million, beating on both the top and bottom lines. investors were watching closely to see just how much that revenue had increased since last y

are you listening, donald trump? >> no one is happier or prouder to put this birth certificate to rest than the donald and that's because he can finally get back to focusing on the issues that matter, like did we fake the moon landing, what really happened in roswell, and where are biggy and tupac. >>> finally let me finish with a great cause in my hometown in philadelphia. this is hardball, a place for politics. these fit nicely. [ female announcer ] crest 3d white whitestrips keep the whitening ingredient in place, guaranteeing professional level results. crest whitestrips. the way to whiten. on buying a car for...g professional level results. when i was introduced to truecar,cess.. i didn't have to second guess myself. i felt more confident... in what i was doing. truecar made it very easy for me... to negotiate what i wanted, because i didn't really need to do any negotiating at all. i just knew from the get-go that i was... flat out getting a good deal. when you're ready to buy a car, save time, save money, and n

their lavish lifestyle included the purchase of donald trump's $95 million palm beach mansion and a $20awaiian estate once owned by will smith. the court in switzerland is ordering him to hand over $4.5 billion to his ex. this beats the previous recordholder for divorce by $3 billion. rupert murdoch shelled out $1.7 billion to his second wife anna. even hollywood stars can feel the pain of the payout. braveheart actor mel gibson, reportedly forked over $425 million to his ex-wife robin in 2011. arnold schwarzenegger expected to part with more than $250 million in his divorce from maria shriver. while tom cruise and katie holmes didn't set a record for the amount of their settlement they may have taken the cake when it comes to speed. all over, just 11 days after the couple filed for separation in 2012. >>> moral of the story, marry carefully. thank you for watching abc news. world news now is coming up soon with overnight breaking news. as always tune in to "good morning america" first thing in the morning. we are online at abc news.com. 24/7. good night. 0 to 60?performance? or 60 to 0

know the 2016 election could come down to antibiotic resistant strep versus the exoskeleton of donald trump's hair helmet. [laughter] in the absence after this dream matchup can you give me a hint of who you have as the favorites to the runup of the hypothetical. >> president obama pointing towards hillary clinton. >> clinton about his plans for 20 -- jeb bush getting ready for his run in 2016. >> jon: clinton v bush in 2016. thank god we fought a war so that power would not be consolidated to one family. [cheers and applause] because in my mind, two just makes sense. consolidated in three families that's too much. you have the killings and the sex we'll keep it to two families. it feels right. what is bush 43 think of bush 45 maybe joining 41? hike? >> i have not talked to jeb about the presidency. it's hard for people to believe. >> jon: i don't know. i could see you forgetting you were the president. i could see that. [laughter] i was -- you were the president. pretty sure i've always been a painter. pretty sure, pretty sure i've always been a painter of cats and feet. [ laughter ] can you

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donald trump will take questions from the audience. >> if you go back and look at calvin coolidge, heservative hero. 25%.ax rate was that is what he brought the top rate down to. and startedke crazy in the 70's. you look at what the socialite said about calvin coolidge. you want to remember that they were from families that endorsed different policies. differenthad a president. teddy roosevelt was a bully pulpit president. and calvinld coolidge's silence was cultural. he was not talking a lot or waving his arms about. he was temperamental. he was a shy person. he knew that if you do not talk a lot, people would stop talking. a president or political leader is constantly bombarded with requests. his silence was a way of not giving in. >> an author and columnist will on depressionents era presidents and fiscal policy on sunday on c-span2. next, a conversation about the effects of war on civilians. we will hear from robert dreyfuss and a hiker who was imprisoned by the government of iran. this is one hour and 20 minutes. >> good morning. welcome. panel 2467. 12:30 is the beginning of thi

." >> and we've giving him the full -- >> -- same thing with donald trump now. >> it is shameful politics. i would be remiss if i didn't mention the fact that hillary clinton back in beijing years ago was one of the first u.s. leaders to come out and say women's rights are human rights and people pooh-poohed it. they ignored it. we are talking about the abduction and god knows what else of just slightly under 300 young girls in nigeria and we're playing politics with the lives of young women. that's sick. on both sides of the aisle. >> the women's issue is one very important part of the equation. the other not so sub subtext here is religion. there was an attack on a catholic church in nigeria where boko hard imam killed people. >> because they're catholics? >> because they're catholics. and what the connective tissue is for the people attacking hillary and barack obama is that somehow they're soft on islamists. they don't say it in quite those words, but that's what they're talking about. >> because obama is a muslim? >> there you go. there you go. that's -- >> for anyone who doesn't und

it are in the day, donald trump will announce its take questions from the audience. >> if you go back, he was a conservative hero, and his tax rate was a gold standard. 25% was what you got. he fought like crazy. that wasn't epic battle. when you look at what all the socialites said,, how cold he they were also from families that endorse different policies. it was a let's get him go presidency .i am fully . he said he looked as though had been weaned on a pickle. farmers don't talk a lot because a cow might take them. temperamental -- is shy person. but he also had a political purpose. a president or a political leader is constantly bombarded with requests. his silence was his way of not giving in to special interests. amityhor and columnist shlaes will take your comments and tweets. hours,, live for three at c-span3. lauren bush, accepted this yours profile in courage award on behalf of her grandfather for his role in 1990 budget deal. also honored, paul bridges. during a federal lawsuit against a law targeting undocumented immigrants. from boston this is 45 minutes. >> good morning,

[laughter] asking, will donald trump run again? that thing ondoes his head in the woods.p in the woods. speaking of digestive systems, chris christie is here. eerie,ctually here tonight. -- forr, are a glutton punishment. they blocked the world george washington bridge. finally, a politician willing to stand up to america's commuter. jokes or sizeidge jokes? i know you like a combo platter. i get that. i am sorry for that joke. i did know -- did not know i was going to tell it. forke full responsibility it. whoever wrote it will be fired. i will be a man and own up to it. i will get to the bottom of how it happened. i was not aware it happened until just now. i am appointing a blue-ribbon commission of me to investigate the joke that i just told. i assure you i will be dealt with. i just looked into it. it turns out i am not responsible for it. justice has been served. [laughter] [applause] he is going to kill me. [laughter] , you are not stranger to criticism eerie that nugent called you a subhuman mongrel. it is comments like that that makes us question whether we can w