have you ever met my character ching chong ding dong. >> oh, it's too hot. i got cool that off. >> frank, i'm not responsible for anything my character just said. >> yes, are you. >> no, my character is ching chong ding dong. >> my life depends on you not putting that flag into that-- you cannot do that. >> it's not coffee, it's tea wing no ding dong. >> no, ching chong ding on. okay w go ahead. we've got one more for you which are people are considerations. >> people are corporations. >> yes. >> you just reversed the order of the words. >> yes. because the order matters. >> did yo just poop that out be the can ride over here. >> no, order language order matters a equals b, b equals a. >> a plus b equals c. b plus a does not necessarily equal c. c plus a may equal b but c minus b does not necessarily equal a. (laughter) within are you just blowing my mind. (laughter) so sometimes word order helps. >> order order makes all the difference in the world. >> stephen: can we take it further can. we say corporations people are. >> no. >> stephen: we could get yodda

ding, dong, ditch. very good. very, very nice, courtney. all right.ite-sized milky ways in her halloween bag or else she's going to ring your doorbell and -- [ laughter ] let me finish! >> run away. >> jimmy: she's going to ring your doorbell and she's gonna take off. [ laughter and applause ] "you will learn your lesson! you will never not give me a milky way. i will ring your doorbell! and then, i will hide in the front bushes!" [ laughter ] for this last one, could we do it in, like, a -- a style of, like, funk? do it up like a -- >> 80s? >> jimmy: yeah, 80s. like, a cameo type of -- or -- ♪ >> jimmy: that's nice. ♪ ♪ my name is courtney ow i enjoy my bite-sized treats ow ♪ ♪ and she said milky way ow was her favorite thing to eat ♪ ♪ ow but if there's no treat ow her favorite trick to play ♪ ♪ is ding, dong, ditch ow where you ring that bell and run away ♪ ♪ run away ow, run away ow, away run away ♪ ♪ ow, i run away run away i ring their doorbell and you know i run away ♪ ♪ away, ow i run away i run away ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank y

dong. >> al: madden does bam and do you dong? >> cris: i have to come up with something. buffett. >> al: you know what? it's almost tuesday. ravens can milk the clock. and look forward to a by week. we asked john harbaugh about an early by week and he said, you know what? we have enough injuries and we haven't even talked about lee evans tonight, the other receiver and david reid, the great run back specialist and ben grubbs has been hurt. he said if he's going to be able to get a bunch of people healthy. meanwhile, the jets make that trip to foxboro next week. and there are the ravens upcoming schedule. texans come here. then they go to jacksonville and arizona comes in. and then on sunday night, november 6th, baltimore at pittsburgh. >> cris: they are without andre johnson, too. it looked like he got hurt in that one. >> al: looked very serious at first and then able to get off under his own power. we'll have to see. >> cris: l.t. has had a good year this year, hasn't he? they reduced his role. he was leading rusher a year ago. now they just dump him the ball. i would t

dong. >> al: madden does bam and do you dong? >> cris: i have to come up with something. buffett. >> al: you know what? it's almost tuesday. ravens can milk the clock. and look forward to a by week. we asked john harbaugh about an early by week and he said, you know what? we have enough injuries and we haven't even talked about lee evans tonight, the other receiver and david reid, the great run back specialist and ben grubbs has been hurt. he said if he's going to be able to get a bunch of people healthy. meanwhile, the jets make that trip to foxboro next week. and there are the ravens upcoming schedule. texans come here. then they go to jacksonville and arizona comes in. and then on sunday night, november 6th, baltimore at pittsburgh. >> cris: they are without andre johnson, too. it looked like he got hurt in that one. >> al: looked very serious at first and then able to get off under his own power. we'll have to see. >> cris: l.t. has had a good year this year, hasn't he? they reduced his role. he was leading rusher a year ago. now they just dump him the ball. i would t

ding dong was named for a ringing bell in bell carry the. the scene too good to be true because they are. take a 58 letter welsh village that i won't say again. plain old land fair pull when an enterprising local taylor gave it the longer name as a publicity stunt to bring in forest. maybe they needed to buy a vowel. the spiritual ancestor of desperate american towns that sold their souls by renaming themselves for celebrities. sometimes contest winning names stick. in new mexico, still called true for consequences after the game show went off of the air. the former pennsylvania town will be called jim floridian as long as there are non olympians. more often than not the new name states would be -- half way oregon after the sellout. joe montana at, such gimmicky names, they go their own way. that is their secret on the side of melt rushmore. in 2005 the tiny hamlet of kentucky turned $1,000 by changing to pokershare.com. name notoriety can be a double-edged sword. and taking the ohio school computer lab, bar code hold road, can be pierce tol

. >>> well, the knocks and deaning -- ding dongs have started. we will make sure everyone has a save night. >>> and sherrie johnson will show us bates middle school. >> and we have just had our 7 billionth baby born on the planet. we'll tell you where, when. i think you know how. >>> it is halloween and your costume characters have been going off the wall since they got home from school and they are ready to charge out of the gates to get their bags filled. we all have to remember safety first. we're live in your neighborhood with kelly swoope making sure everyone is seen. kelly? >> reporter: they want to come out but they're waiting for the parents to give them the go ahead. we're in perry hall at georgia bell and fragrance way. i want to share a situation that happened on thursday night. one of two teenaged boys were out trick or treating and one died. they were both hit by a car thursday night as they were crossing their highland elementary school in lower allentown township. a neighbor heard a noise and went outside. >> the one boy was right

next up, scott wiener, the board of supervisors, like a ding dong i forgot that they were in recent -- recess. he will be here to talk about a cool project that we are working on. >> good afternoon, everyone. the supervisor left this statement on his behalf. "i am not in town while we do -- while we are in recess, but i am here in spirit. the sooner that we recognize in a brace the fact that night life is key to the city, policy makers to often viewed this as challenges to deal with, focusing on violence, drunken behavior, and the like. it is one of the things that makes san francisco unique and defines us. without these unique abilities to enjoy ourselves, it would not be san francisco. understanding and embracing this has been a priority for me as a member of the board of supervisors. engaging in the study of the economic impact as an entertainment and lite light industry, this study, which i anticipate will be completed later this year, will be providing a key policy tool. no longer will we be unduly focused on the negative. instead we will see the negative and the positive. i look

someone is holding the ding dong." >> jimmy: "i'm holding your ding dong." [ laughter ] "hey you guysteve: "i'm 13 years old." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] "can i get in the hot tub?" [ radio tuning ] ♪ adventures of conrad [ laughter ] ♪ conrad searching for rubber adventures of conrad ♪ "episode 22, 'conrad searches for a rubber.'" "what are you doing in here?!" >> jimmy: "i'm sorry, dad!" [ laughter ] >> steve: "is this conrad?" >> jimmy: where is this guy? i love conrad. look at this next book here. i'm not sure why this is even a book. "stay alive all your life." [ laughter ] yeah. as opposed to what, "dying your whole life"? i could have saved you a whole book there. >> steve: i'm done. >> jimmy: "you better stay alive your whole life, man." it's sort of a manual. this is "camping and computing: the second edition, basic guide for rvers new computer." [ light laughter ] "rvers new to computers," yeah. finally someone comes out with a book that tells me how to do the impossible, use a computer while sitting in an rv. [ laughter ] so difficult. so tough. who wrote this one

have got to expect to pet -- they are theg to play well, do dongs they're supposed to it. >> that havech talent, they are eventually going to get get on a roll. if we want to take advantage of opportunity. >> the redskins are expecting their best. >>> the maryland basketball team nighttheir night friday -- opens the season friday night midnight madness. they were asked if they're starting the season with a chip on their shoulder. >> my guys have worked hard. consistently, across the board, a lot better. have gotten a lot done. there is a chip on their shoulder. on my shoulder, too. to be ase not going bad as everybody thinks. >>> and nba players and owners with areed to meet mediator on monday to save their season. the first two weeks have been canceled. we will sit with the mediator can do. >>> project and runaway arrived dc >> the show aimed at a worthy cause. [ male announcer ] do you know hou youill react when someone changes lanes without warning? or when you're distracted? when you're falling aslee at the wheel? do you know how you'll react? lexus can now precisely test the most

(laughter) seen here with chinese premier ching chong ding-dong. and then, of course, there is cain's famous 999 economic plan. everybody's talking about it. >> 9999% corporate business flat tax, 9% personal income flas tax and 9% national sales tax. >> 999. >> 999. >> 999. >> 999. >> nein nein! nein! (cheers and applause) folks, all cain is saying is hitler had some good ideas. (laughter) tax policy. of course now that cain's in the lead, the lame stream gangrene mr. clean martin sheen media has been jumping on him over these remarks he made in tennessee over the weekend. >> let's have a real fence! 20 feet high with barbed wire. electrified. (cheers and applause) with a sign from the other side that says "it can kill you." then i get criticized mr. cain, that's insensitive. what do you mean insensitive? >> stephen: yeah! what do you mean insensitive? but if it will make you feel better, we'll generate the lethal voltage with wind power. is that sensitive enough. besides, cain didn't even mean it. as he explained on press mcgregory. >> on immigrat

but when we few advocates come here, all we get is a ding dong. having said that, the only vestige in this adjudication process, giving the constituents of san francisco some sort of representation is the grand jury. while some departments acknowledge that a grand jury, what they do is right and things are going to be implemented. today, you have seen at the mayor's office spew hot ash. so if we have a separate mediator or something, he's going to say something else, on whatever type of analysis we need outside the realm of the close circle. having said that, the population of 816,000, we have 26,000 plus city employees, and it is left to you who are representing the 11 districts of this city and county of san francisco to do what is best. [bell chimes] we do have budgetary problems in spite of having a budget of $6.8 billion, and it is left to you. some of you are in the financial realm. some of you have been consulate to whatever, the san francisco unified school district. some have had experience with smart business. put your heads together and

in america, we have a song ♪ ding-dong lamawami jumping with a pink ship i'm going in ♪ >> herman cain dug up a clip from 1991. mr. cain singing at the omaha press club meeting. he made up a song, a little play on john lennon's "imagine a world with no pizza" sang mr. cain. ♪ imagine there's no pizza ♪ i couldn't if i tried ♪ eating only tacos ♪ or kentucky fried ♪ imagine only burgers ♪ it's frighten iing and sad ♪ ♪ you're lucky you have pizza ♪ to feed your kids for you ♪ only frosting or cookies >> it goes on for from there. 1 >>> coming up, your constructive e-mails and tweets next. "morning joe" moments away. [ inner voice ] establish connection. give me voice control. applications up. check my email and text messages. hands in position. airbags. ten of 'em. perfect. add blind spot monitor. 43 mpg, nice. dependability. yeah. activate dog. a bigger dog. [ male announcer ] introducing the reinvented 2012 toyota camry. it's ready. are you? ♪ [ gasp ] [ mom ] my husband -- he thinks it's a 3-sheeter. i say 1-sheeter. bounty can clean the mess with less. [ female announcer ] in this l

ding dong, texas, is located in bell county. but sometimes such names seem a little too good to be true because they are. take that 58-letter welsh village. i'm not going to say it again. in the 1960s an enterprising tailor concocted a longer name to bring in tourest revenue. perhaps the town needed to buy a vowel. sometimes a contest-winning name sticks. the former hot springs, new mexico, is still called truth or consequences. the former positivechunk, pennsylvania, will probably be called jim thorpe as long as the olympian is buried there. half.com, oregon, went back to halfway, oregon. such gimmicky name swaps have always -- [inaudible] would you sell ad space on the side of mount rushmore? so i applauded in 2005 when a tiny hamlet in kentucky turned down an offer. the town didn't coton the to that -- cotton to that internet gambling. money mad,.com. there's a butt hole road in south josh she. yorkshire. was a big draw when he first moved there, he couldn't believe the previous openers were moving out, but the novelty soon w

dong kim, who said, enough of the pills.o end the pain. >> she should have zero pain, that's what i expect. >> reporter: after years of mind-numbering pain medicines, linda's pain was cured by this tiny piece of felt. dr. kim wrapped her nerve with the felt, cushioning it. >> he's my miracle man. from the very minute i woke up, i've not had another pain. >> reporter: not one? >> i have not taken one pill. don't, because i'm s start cryi. >> reporter: crying with joy. because she can now kiss her grandchildren. smile. and envision her future, free from pain. diane, i want to show you this. this is the little piece of felt that absolutely turned her life around. >> unbelievably small. any side effects at all from the surgery? >> reporter: it is brain surgery and so you have risk from that but this alone, no. there's no reaction. it's very well tolerated. >> what's the big lesson we learned? >> reporter: i'm going to be back every night this week with a tip. for this one, there isn't a quick fix, so, you need a doctor that is o

shirts pens dongs only a few of the three thousand pieces of merchandise offer with occupy wall street turning into a successful brand for businesses to stir up sales. on georgia's richest man who is known for his harsh criticism of president saakashvili is facing some strong obstacles as he tries to am sure of the country's political fray his plans to run for high office haven't been welcomed by the current authorities they have revoked a new four tanner's georgian citizenship and now a court has refused and the decision are based on garden reports from tbilisi. the man who could challenge circus really billionaire bidzina ivanishvili he's entering georgia's political battleground according to his lawyer that's frightened to make else that has really the president of eight years. when he said he's going to create a political party has gone into politics and he's starting to get ready for elections and government panicked. so much they took away a vanished police georgian citizenship officials did point out that he had french citizenship as well which is against georgian law and that h

i dong we are trying to hide the facts but we're saying this is what this means to san francisco and we think it is a good decision to make. >> and you think it is going to be a big benefit to the city down the road. how likely would you pull out if you didn't get the first $12 million in fund-raising? >> that is the question for the people that have the ability to vote on it. by the same token i don't want to minimize anything to do with the challenging economic times we are in. it means a lot to go through with an event like there but i think there are benefits from this kind of benefit to bring it to san francisco. that will go on with the people that have the authority to do that and we are going to support them in giving them the information they need to make the decision. >> are there any issues from the comments that you didn't necessarily think about before, you are looking into more? >> i think we are looking into all the comments. we have definitely tried to cast as wide a net as we could with the draft e.i.r. we have a compressed amount of time and we have been actively en

align. [ ding dong ] hey -- little m&m's! wow! great costumes.e you guys -- like four or five? forty-six. alright, yeah ok. here you go. you don't understand, slick. we're here for the party. whoo! yeah, that's cute! [ laughing ] put your hand down. ♪ ♪ you want to save money on car insurance? no problem. you want to save money on rv insurance? no problem. you want to save money on motorcycle insurance? no problem. you want to find a place to park all these things? fuggedaboud it. this is new york. hey little guy, wake up! aw, come off it mate! geico. saving people money on more than just car insurance. [ male announcer ] we did an experiment for febreze fabric refresher. [ experimenter 2 ] what do you smell? light floral, lilac. wispy white curtains. [ experimenter 1 ] okay take your blindfolds off. ♪ ♪ hello? [ male announcer ] febreze fabric refresher. breathe happy, guaranteed. i'm bonnie and this is my cvs. i don't have time for the flu. that's why i'm knocking things off my to-do list. vitamin d -- done. hand sanitizer -- done. hey, eric, i

and ithen ter l othreves,nd 'she o you r ont ve i d't tnk tt's ing o ou ppebu - waida mite t y tous dong ink at-- e >> ion'think hat opleaimi are yddeyonoi d idk e-- we e i'tnkt le e pdesiyontely in dovidee we th ts ma whathey' gpngsi to elde ideov hean w nd t nmaobyls eat cany' gngo wi. he w andndll nylsan wi td rt ofhis t of hi s ppg ayis g hees. ke hisern ca ae rue fige.er n andcank arue ig tha t 'snd nk ininsuppt amg tpresonal olinppiaamns le chriesrialsts,oliaensers and ri carimpaist conibuts an the arthe eopl engagnseder nd in t olaiicons autan the tim thare pl d th e'veag cided, aheim tthheenl cid, thi thais iorta is defe tating rackbama. hiha iand taisis theuy who- -feg butck ta.nk d i o t treuy whcro-- teronk repubcan t re lect at throe istill lotf ep xiy ahe are tctat enththiaissticll aotnd ahee iyopi th ia thic dow athe ad. ifhedea is cpiomext thowembee or s. hat these de pe ile a c supsed f i be sha tlinse pe a tupd fmomenthe r ubin ca ba toumonthe rubhere ba not ou faing inineornyboredy or ot a potigan i. andhis orny d oes a fapotianatg pot b ause ind s d all thees pls far,a

dong kim, who said, enough of the pills.o end the pain. >> she should have zero pain, that's what i expect. >> reporter: after years of mind-numbing pain medicines, linda's pain was cured by this tiny piece of felt. dr. kim wrapped her nerve with that quarter inch of felt, cushioning it from those blood vessels that caused it to misfire. >> he's my miracle man. from the very minute i woke up, i've not had another pain. >> reporter: not one? >> i have not taken one pill. don't -- because i'll start crying. >> reporter: crying with joy. because she can now kiss her grandchildren. smile. and envision her future, free from pain. >>> coming up, the widow of a navy s.e.a.l. needs your help tonight. that's not caused by a heart valve problem? are you taking warfarin to reduce your risk of stroke caused by a clot? you should know about pradaxa. an important study showed that pradaxa 150mg reduced stroke risk 35% more than warfarin. and with pradaxa, there's no need for those regular blood tests. pradaxa is progress. pradaxa can caus

and hearing up late call ups and steven dong the new zealand squad headed to crunch semifinal with rivals australia at the rugby world cup. but first a global and group b. leaders russia need just a point as they host minnows andorra at the luzhniki stadium in moscow this tuesday night to secure a place at next summer's european championships well bottom of the day one door i haven't taken a point in their nine games so far and trailed after just three minutes ago scored the winner is that accurate friday rush of one up then and they are shoving maybe two nil from a free kick out of the twenty five minutes for. just four minutes later they go have netted the second just before the break why rains are being all and needs just this once again saw mean it seems for second place overall and have a numerical advantage after the distance goalkeeper was sent off in the first half while macedonia they face not arc yet in the other group the game. well as well as poland and ukraine four teams have already qualified for the finals these are group winners england germany italy the netherlands and sp

and the georgian government strenuously denies the claims but others doubt his sincerity some brown dong or no cash believes asylum requests are published that he stands deadly serious and says the baltimore thora these are after him just because of what the channel say i don't think by the record in recent years he's not the only one in two thousand and nine the widow of former georgian president appealed to germany's angela merkel for asylum a numerous others have left the country tree a letter he has need of the resources nor the audience to seriously compete with a large pro-government channels a john doe say's he's sure about the government's reasons. it's because we're in opposition. they want us to give it and work for them to promote their message but i can't stoop to that. and this is the symbolism of the frustration felt by mr billy and his fellow position media a mock funeral for the mentoring as they put it the death of george friedman. and still ahead for you this hour economic instability continues to spark heated debate around the globe including major cities in the u.s. f

think the media as the spokes people for washington want to present some story of you know getting dong the evil dictator is dead and this is going to make them popular something like this i don't think that's really working i think the social mood has dramatically changed that the americans just really aren't interested in that. but in terms of of what's going to actually happen for libya and the i've heard of mass graves and so on and so forth and get off the hometown we have to remember america has had a history of working with sometimes islamic extremists if you've seen the case of david kay away during the bombing of serbia working with al qaeda in when the russia was in afghanistan it's no conspiracy theory to say the cia invented al qaeda so to speak in the sense that they they wanted to give russia vietnam and really make them feel at. the washington is very willing to work with thuggish organizations like the ones i've just described who in many ways bring a lot of pain to their country and the main goal that the elite have is really to make sure that oil is priced in dollars t

will get out he finally buried out dong this tuesday in secret for witnesses swearing on the koran that they will never reveal the site obviously anxiously afraid that it could become some kind of shrine to the late leader but also i think it's fair to say we'll hear this from analysis throughout the day that with him to the grave when a lot of the secrets of his wheeling and dealing as they call it with the west very close ties with a lot of western countries before they decided that this dictator needed to go down with him being buried today it needs to be pointed out that it was completely not in accordance with islamic law and he was on display for some of those days in a shopping center. after being kept you know walk in refrigerator for days you see these pictures coming out of that site people actually wearing masks because obviously the smell despite the fact that he was being refrigerated was getting to the people he's been pretty dress now and the first some of the first announcements that we're hearing in fact so from most of what i was neal that he sees the country moving to

. >> in america, we have a song -- ding dong lamawanne, jumping with an ice pick, she thinks i'm goingi think this makes the candidates more likable that their real-life ads to. >> i will force badgers on the enemy and get them to shut up. >> if you're watching -- you know, that's -- >> i have my weekends free. >> the son, i don't want to hear you say bad about your momma and he said -- [ bleep ] prison. i'm a party rapper. >>> what happens at a tailgate, guys? >> barbequing. >> drinking beers. >> hotdogs. >> broing around. >> this is at a tailgate party for a game between the florida gators and the lsu tigers. >> he's freaking the sign post. a tigers fan sees this and does what? >> these two guys are like kindred spirits. >> isn't that weird? they're both almost twins? >> it's so hilarious to me that no matter what's going on in videos like men are like -- what's up? i'm going to take my shirt off. >> there's no way he would do this not shirtless. >> i think shirtlessness is required for pole-dancing. >>> this is the kind of stuff that should be going down at tailgates, we see all the

and now guys, this took place in fouchon, in china's kwaung dong province. you see a 2-year-old standing i. and then rolls -- right over her. >> oh, my god. >> he just walked past her. >> why won't anybody stop for this child? >> 18 people passed this 2-year-old. before the 19th person, who is a trash collector in this marketplace, stops to help. pulls her out of the road. and then frantically searches for the mother. here you see the mother come and pick up her 2-year-old limp body. and carry her away. this is video of the child's mother after the accident.>1 & ground. >> the thing was scraping the ground. >> the woman was in a track suit and had a fanny pack. she definitely could have walked wherever she was going. >> if you're that woman in the white and your stop is the next stop, how are you ever going to get off the bus? >> the bus across the street is half empty. >> it's going the other way. >> i would take a circle could i could get a seat. >> then you'd be theady in the white shirt. > ready wall street video? >> yes. >> this is a little bit differen