doris day. mother's day is different because moms serve the most important function on earth. no matter what men do -- fight warsales to the one thing that keeps the planet percolating. giving birth. men are disposable. women are vital. by reproductive design, women are precious because they carry the cargo. men just drop it off. yes, i know women have come a long way. they even drive in some states, kimberly. >> kimberly: yes. >> greg: if all they do in life is be a great mom, that's awesome. now feminists mocked full-time motherhood as silly and old fashioned. maybe they're right. what do moms do really? sure, you carry this thing inside you for nine months. after you give birth your body never really is the same. of course, once you're a mom, all of your personal desires come secondary as the survival of the child becomes your life's priority so that leads you to worry each day and every night the little one turn out right. how easy is that? maybe i hate mother's day. it's an affront to all woman who think full-time mom never worked a day in their lives. what do you call an angry feminist on mother's day? you