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i'm maurice dorks bois. the u.s. military is raising the ante in its stand-off iran. vital strait of hormuz. the move comes against a backdrop of escalating tensions over iran's nuclear programs. david martin is at the pentagon tonight. >> reporter: in what could well be the beginning of the end game, u.n. inspectors left for iran today, looking for answers to their suspicions about a secret nuclear weapons program. >> we hope iran will engage with us on the-- our concerns regarding the possible military dimensions of iranian's nuclear program. >> reporter: the three-day visit comes as the u.s. is rushing to upgrade this massive 30,000-pound bunker buster which can be carried by a b-2 stealth bomber and would be used to attack iran's underground nuclear facilities if it comes to that. the bomb, shown here in mock-up on the manufacturer's web site, has been in development for several years, but the discovery of this uranium enrichment complex dug into the side of a mount, has raised concerns that the device, called a massive ordinance penetrator, cannot dig deep enough

giving trophies to every kid, everything whether you score or not, you get a dork kid who hits it toophy. if i made a mistake in football, wild man took a tooth. every one of them, i am missing every other one. >> greg: that might go too far. >> dana: you know what i can't stand? fifth grade graduation. eighth grade graduation. then people asking for time off from work so they can go to their kid's fifth grade or eighth grade graduation. that irritates me. >> andrea: bumper stickers. >> bob: my daughter graduated from fifth grade, ridiculously expensive school they go to. fifth grade graduation. she wanted a down payment on a new car. she was like 12 years old. >> andrea: bumper stickers my child is on the honor roll at such-and-such middle school. who cares? >> dana: did your son have fifth grade graduation? >> eric: every parent cares if the kid is on the honor roll. >> andrea: bumper sticker, my kid is better than your kid? c'mon! >> eric: i don't know. >> bob: i agree with andrea. never one on my parent's car. >> eric: how do they get away with honor rolls then? if every kid has

i'm a dork. >> do the fonz thing. the hey. >> what?> everybody knows that he did that. >> do the move, you know the move. >> i have no idea what you're talking about. you almost fell, okay? >> i love to watch her try to do the fonz. give me a little bit more fonzi. what is that? >> whatever. >> hey. >> really? >> hello, mate, cheerio, i am the fonz. is that how it went? >> i give up officially. i give up. >> that's how it went, i think. >> you don't know how to do it, that's what this is really about. >> you can't challenge me on my fonz knowledge. i know everything about the fonz. he's a luely gentleman and it was great to have him on the program. we'll check back with you a little bit later up. coming up we have a story about dr. sanjay gupta and it's part of a longer report that he's done. and it's really extraordinary, if you played a contact sport when you were in school or your child is playing a contact sport. you really need to see this report about how football head injuries are harming, even killing young players. and even ju

rebuttal like a mini state of the union every weekend with less clapping and because i guess only politic dorks and people like me who love a.m. radio pays attention. it happens every weekend. this weekend the republican response was delivered by florida senator marco rubio. >> the bottom line is this president inherited a country with serious problems. he asked the congress to give him the stimulus and obama care to fix it, the democrats in congress gave to it him. not only didn't it work, it made everything worse. >> worse. you keep using that word. i don't think it means what you think it means. here, the red bars are private sector job growth during the bush administration. the blue bars are private sector job growth during the obama administration. so when marco rubio says he inherited something bad but made it worse. when he says things are getting worse under obama, you must mean the opposite of that, right? here is another, here is economic growth. red equals bush, blue is obama. the president inherited a bad situation but made it worse, when marco rubio says that, he doesn't mean it. >

i'm a dork. >> do the fonz thing. the hey. >> what?y knows that he did that. >> do the move, you know the move. >> i have no idea what you're talking about. you almost fell, okay? >> i love to watch her try to do the fonz. give me a little bit more fonzi. what is that? >> whatever. >> hey. >> really? >> hello, mate, cheerio, i am the fonz. is that how it went? >> i give up officially. i give up. >> that's how it went, i think. >> you don't know how to do it, that's what this is really about. >> you can't challenge me on my fonz knowledge. i know everything about the fonz. he's a luely gentleman and it was great to have him on the program. we'll check back with you a little bit later up. coming up we have a story about dr. sanjay gupta and it's part of a longer report that he's done. and it's really extraordinary, if you played a contact sport when you were in school or your child is playing a contact sport. you really need to see this report about how football head injuries are harming, even killing young players. and even just the dan

he looked like a dork. >> the jairn jaynes sold him a horse.y the conman was conned by cons. the jaynes realized bailey had a knack for luring women, wealthy women and investigators say they became a team. >> richard bailey's team was to bring the score to the barn. silas jaynes made the money. he was to see nothing interfered with making the money. >> people in the horse mafia say the jaynes called the shots. bailey was a lure to bring in easy marks. >> the villains here are clearly >> i can't comment where the jaynes fit in. richard bailey is not someone who went out for coffee. richard bailey was a master criminal. >> richard bailey may have been a clever criminal, but silas jayne was a killer, ruthless and in charge of the jayne gang. it turns out that silas jayne's nephew was identified in court as a co-conspirator in the plot that killed helen brach. frank jayne was never charged. a convicted cocaine dealer he is alleged to have taken over the horse mafia after silas died in 1987. he was convicted of arson. did the horse mafia order the h

every once in a while in the news business it pays to be a total dork and unabashedly obsessed with the story nobody else is talking about at the time. for example, the john ensign sex scandal. i confess, i found the john ensign sex scandal obsessively fascinating for a really long time even though it basically never made front page national news, at least until he resigned. sometimes, though, this i think is true in life as much as it is in the news. sometimes months and years later after you've been interested in something and nobody else really is, it turns out that that obsession is worth it. the obsessing over a story nobody else is paying attention to comes in very handy. so the john ensign sex scandal is suddenly newly relevant. because it is connected to the 2012 republican presidential nominating race. john ensign, you will remember, is the now former nevada senator who was shtooping one of his staffers who happened to be married to another one of his staffers. senator ensign ultimately fired both the woman he was sleeping with and her husband. both of them worked for him. he t

the constantly dropping chinese phrases is a little dork i and embarrassing. i think -- >> it wouldn't hurt him on the democratic side. >> you're correct. i think huntsman biggest problem is he came out of the gates and was so gung-ho about being a moderate outside of the mold of the republican, wearing the jean jacket, riding the motocross across the desert and talking about captain beef heart and turned off everybody who was ready to dismiss him because he served under president obama. that's to some degree why he hasn't gotten traction. >> where 40% of the country wants to get i -- some in the worst way, there's a lot of hatred out there, what do you think it will do to him in terms of coming out on the eve of the new hampshire primary. will it get him votes to be a serious man in the middle sm. >> i think it works in new hampshire. in south carolina, it's dirty politics, it's going to be nasty down there. can jon huntsman get his head above water? it remains tbd. >>> stay with msnbc for our coverage of the republican presidential candidates debate just hel

frank at politics & prose, you can watch that at booktv dork.booktv.org. >> c-span's road to the white house coverage takes you live to the candidate events in florida through the weekend leading up to tuesday's gop primary. >> by the end of my second term -- [cheers and applause] we will have the first permanent base on the moon, and it will be american. [cheers and applause] and by the end of 2020, we will have the first continuous propulsion system in space capable of getting to mars in a remarkably short time because i am sick of being td

he's kind of a dork like me. >> stop laughing, all right?m a slip of the tongue to a slip on the floor makes a hot hollywood actress and a favorite late night talk show host in a playful sketch and what go you get, big ratings, right? well, for conan o'brien, teri hatcher's appearance on his show in october of 2009 really knocks him out. it starts when hatcher suggests she and o'brien do a mock triathlon together. >> it was supposed to end with teri racing into the studio, rushing down the steps and coming right here to the finish line. >> but watch what happens when the two approach the stage for the big finish. >> and i'm a big guy. i'm a big guy, i'm about 6'4" and i went back and hit my head. in that moment i saw stars but i tried to keep going. >> the audience is laughing and conan, the consummate professional doesn't let on he's hurt. >> let's see a slow motion replay of what happened right there. i believe i won. god. >> that was so close. >> i did not win. the winner is teri hatcher, ladies and gentlemen. >> after the taping conan go

i'm a dork.at is the life because everywhere you go people clap like you are being potty trained like, yeah, good job, buddy. i wish john zarrella was here to make you feel better. >> and john zarrella is down there for a unique american tradition, and john, how is the scene down there? >> anderson, and kathy, it is amped up here, and sushi arrived on the stage a few moments ago and there she is up in the shoe. now, she is wearing a period dress this year that of course she made herself, because in 2012 is the 100th anniversary of henry flagler's rail road to connect the mainland with key west being completed so sushi is wearing the dress, and you should see the crowd with 50,000 people here. hey, where are you from? >> new brunswick, canada. >> is this a little bizarre? >> different. exactly. >> yes, little different. >> a little different here, but it is great. >> where are you from? >> canada. >> you having a good time? >> i am. it is great. >> are you having a good time? >> great time. >> whe

trues -- crews are still look dork -- still working to clean this up and clear the road. . >>> nine minutes before 8:00. police respond to reports after man with a gun inside of a prayer mcdonald's. the reason, no -- the reason why no arrests were made. >>> and tracy morgan, comedian, rushed to a hospital after collapsing. what his representatives are saying this morning. Ñw? . >>> welcome back. 7:54. a man with a toy gun caused a brief scare at a vallejo's mcdonald's. now, this happened saturday night. the "times herald" reports someone called police saying a man had a gun at the fast-food restaurant. when police arrived, they found the man in the bath rule and quickly figured out it was a toy. the man toed police he carrys that toy gun for protection e was not arrested -- the man told police he carries a toy gun for protection. he was not arrested. >>> this man is scheduled to be formally charged with three felony counts, including statutory rape. he worked at james logan high school. he was taken into custody earlier this month in hayward where police say he was planning to meet up with

the constantly dropping chinese phrases is a little dork i and embarrassing.nk -- >> it wouldn't hurt him on the democratic side. >> you're correct. i think huntsman biggest problem is he came out of the gates and was so gung-ho about being a moderate outside of the mold of the republican, wearing the jean jacket, riding the motocross across the desert and talking about captain beef heart and turned off everybody who was ready to dismiss him because he served under president obama. that's to some degree why he hasn't gotten traction. >> where 40% of the country wants to get i -- some in the worst way, there's a lot of hatred out there, what do you think it will do to him in terms of coming out on the eve of the new hampshire primary. will it get him votes to be a serious man in the middle sm. >> i think it works in new hampshire. in south carolina, it's dirty politics, it's going to be nasty down there. can jon huntsman get his head above water? it remains tbd. >>> stay with msnbc for our coverage of the republican presidential candidates debate just held. in

you can talk about free -- i read hyatt and i'm a dork, but i get excited.alking about free enterprise -- >> you don't get excited, do you? >> it's like a punch line. a very bad joke. >> yeah, yeah. it's about -- >> i don't even know if he believes in free enterprise, he made money about it. but i don't know, because listening to him -- he just -- >> in the highest sense, he does not. because he believes in, he has said for example, markets need to be regulated. i'm serious that he would do a little less regulation than obama would. obama would do a little more. but we're talking on the margins. and -- >> you judge his record by what he did in massachusetts. and he is a big government republican. >> well, yes. yes. >> so how is a big government republican going to be that much different from a big government democrat? i just don't know. >> well, that would be newt's argument. and that's -- >> one interesting thing that happened in south carolina and looks like it's going to happen here again. where ron paul was the big loser in south carolina, his numbers ha

. >> i was saying at the top this is secular high holy days for politics dorks. >> just one quick thing when the president comes in, he is going to be talking about tax policy and you will hear him talk about a minimum tax on millionaires, and reducing tax breaks for millionaires, so there will be a lot of contrast that the president, the white house are looking forward to drawing now that mitt romney has with exquisite timing for democrats, really, released his tax return on state of the union day. >> andrea mitchell, thank you very much, you see vice president biden with the senate minority leader mitch mcconnell. other members of the house and cabinet will be filing in. senior members of the administration, charles schumer we saw on the air. this is getting exciting. not quite nerd prom, this parade part where we identified everybody on sight is one of the best part of state of the union. more of this when we come back. >>> it is state of the union night this is the president and first lady leaving the white house moments ago on their way for the long/short trip over to the u.s. capi

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