pizzas, bagels, pizza bagels. [ applause ] >> although if spongebob square pants ever chokes on a dorritontagon, you won't read about it in the u.s.a. today. [ laughter ] >> jon: the folks at u.s.a. today took issue with colbert's criticism and at the top of thursday's lighted section they proved him wrong. should the late night comic be the top news story, they have a blue circle rea

pizzas, bagels, pizza bagels. [ applause ] >> although if spongebob square pants ever chokes on a dorritoon, you won't read about it in the u.s.a. today. [ laughter ] >> jon: the folks at u.s.a. today took issue with colbert's criticism and at the top of thursday's lighted section they proved him wrong. should the late night comic be the top news story, they have a blue circle ready to go. that is wrap on news watch this week. thanks to our panel.

pizzas, bagels, pizza bagels. [ applause ] >> although if spongebob square pants ever chokes on a dorritou won't read about it in the u.s.a. today. [ laughter ] >> jon: the folks at u.s.a. today took issue with colbert's criticism and at the top of thursday's lighted section they proved him wrong. should the late night comic be the top news story, they have a blue circle ready

we were like rodney king with dorritos. we didn't really care. these dudes are yelling about the movie, but it is not about the movie. they have another beef. >> they were stealing office supplies supplies and what else? ipads. >> that is real l.a. riots to me. >> you saw the interview with the guy who wrote the book about killing bin laden. and at the end of the day what was bin laden doing? he had the gun sitting there. he didn't murder himself like he told everybody else to do. he sat there like a complete coward. that's the mind set of these people. >> there is not a lot to be said. >> they definitely have to get over every time somebody says something about mohamed you lose it. you are not a rational person if you behave like that, period. >> i don't know if i am using the right term, but the bell curve is a lot of religions are here, and they are still there. until they get over that -- >> but that's their power to use violence. that's their power. >> we are talking of course about the radical elements, and not all of them are like that. >>

greatest job in the world to work on delicious fast-food and come up with different things like the dorritos taco which was like, you are amazing. next topic, a new study finds men without testicles may livelonger than their counterparts. they examined the life span of those in the cho sung dynasty and they averaged to 14 to 19 years longer than men of similar socioeconomic status. one explanation is that testosterone weakens the immune system and can increase heart disease. the other is they don't have balls. jesse, you had an appointment to get this done before the story. did you know about the dynasty? >> i did it with a hammer. i don't think it is true. if having no balances -- no balls was connected to longevity, then dana vachon's jokes would live forever. >> dana is not even here to defend himself. that's the way i like it. >> it has been awhile. >> i called him to be on the show. he is always busy doing something. i don't even even know if he does anything. remi, do you think men would trade their manhood for a few extra years? >> i don't think they would, but i believe this study to