>> i thought they were dorritos. >> greg is right. they are not tortilla chips, they are dorritos. what is a tortilla chip? you dip it in something. dorritos are self-contained. you ruined -- you don't ruin cool ranch with a dip. why would you do that? >> it is like saying a dorito is like a for tee yo chip is like saying the bride of wildenstein is like eve. >> it is just sponge cake. >> there is a creamy center that will last until the next ice age. >> this guy is a hero. >> they will open the bag, right? >> there is so much more air in there. >> do you remember the chips for awhile that were shaped like tacos? >> the chips were shaped like tacos? >> they were shaped like tacos. they were awesome. they disappeared because the dorito people ran out of business. >> we have this videotape. >> we have guest editors there. >> next topic on monday, president obama visited the headquarters of linked in, the professional networking site. there it is. obama says his title is president at united states of america. awkward, but it fits the format. the profile hasn't been updated since 2009.