yeah, this douche nozzle.carthago delenda est" my ass. [ laughter ] cato the elder fans out there tonight? all right, no, no, no, it's all right [speaking spanish b.c. b.c. besides, mitt can't repudiate the donald. he has to keep his eye on the prize. >> you know, i don't agree with all the people who support me, and i guess they don't all agree with everything i believe in. but i need to get 50.1% or more. >> steve: yes according to pot ticks polls obama leads mitt romney polls obama leads romney 45.6% to romney's 43.6%. how's mitt gonna get that to 50.1%? up here? he's already got the fiscal conservatives and the social conservatives already mixed in. it's not enough. trump gets him the birthers. but now he's got to reach out to the 9-11 truthers [ laughter ] alien abductees [ laughter ] doomsday preppers [ laughter ] sasquatch hunters [ laughter ] sasquatches or sasqueetch. (bleep) that's still only 50%. that last tiny sliver is going to be tough. who represents such a miniscule portion of americans? wait,

. >> katie in chicago i almost called my child a douche nozzle. >> oh! my husband and son think i'm crazy cleaning my house while listening to your show. i was making tacos, and hi little one said where is the cheese? and i said it's mixed in and he said well, that's not how daddy does it. and i said well, eat it anyway you little du uuu -- [ buzzer sounds ] >> hugh from colorado says i'm installing satellite in my geo metro just so i can listen to your show. [ applause ] >> how. >> geo metros were cheap back then. >> i don't want the geo, i just want the xm radio. [ laughter ] >> julie in seattle sends -- speaking of douche nozzles. republican in illinois went completely mental. this video is going around, state representative mike bosta, republican was not happy with the democrat backed reform bill so he throws his papers in the air and tries to punch them as they fall to the grown. >> that's emmy-winning actor jim ward -- >> yeah, make sure you recycle those papers, please. >> we're going to recycle everybody watching current -- >> i punched them dire

>> no same douche nozzle he always was.lack leaders and community members have come to embrace the issue. and this is again what we talked about, what leadership is. it doesn't happen overnight. and hearts and minds don't open overnight. but representative john lewis said dr. martin luther king took a simple position he said individuals get in love and get married. he said my position is very very simple i fought too long and hard against race discrimination not to stand up for marriage discrimination. we must respect the dignity of every human being. 54% of africans americans support president position. that's the highest i have seen compared to 41% of african-americans who supported it in the last poll just in mid-2011, early 2012. there was an 11-point shift for marriage among african-americans in north carolina where obviously -- that is just -- 11 points. that's huge. >> huge! huge! >> it's only 27%, but it's up from -- let's see bla bla, bla. our poll found only 20% favoring gay marriage and now 27 expressed support.

the republicans are being obstructionist douche nozzles this time on student loans? a little bit.er newswoman jacki schechner. i will be able to hear her unlike now when i can't see or her hear but i have to look into the camera and say here's jacki schechner in the current news center. >> good morning, stephanie. good morning everyone. "the associated press" is now reporting that ina drew, the chief investment officer at jpmorgan chase is retiring. that after the bank lost $2.3 billion in a bad trade late last week. two other top executives are expected to be gone in the next few days. resignations being used. the "wall street journal" says that losses could top $4 billion when all is said and done. ceo jamie diamond has been on crisis communication overdrive over the weekend calling his bank's behavior sloppy and stupid. while jpmorgan chase didn't lose taxpayer money it did lose its own money. the big mistake, he's turned the spotlight on to financial reform in general and the vocal rule in particular and specifically how lawmakers could close loopholes that would allow financi

and tim graham as we all know is just actively a douche nozzle.r von frisch a big kiss for me. >> i will. have a good week. >> the president yesterday. >> over the course of several years, as i talked to friends and family and maybes when i think about members of my own staff who are incredibly committed in monogamous relationships, who are raising kids together, when i think about those soldiers or airmen or marines or soldiers who are out there fighting on my behalf but feel constrained because they are not able to commit themselves in a marriage at a certain point, i have just concluded that for me personally it is important for me to go ahead and affirm that i think same-sex couples should be able to get married. [ applause ] >> free bird! okay. let's go to john -- oh john and pam. >> awe. >> my favorite three-way in ohio. >> hey, good morning, steph. >> good morning, john. >> the thing is -- i mean can we just say how great this day is right now? >> yep. yep. >> equality now is going to probably start, and the thing is, is i mean when we star

. >> if you read the whole "washington post" article the main through you got was what a huge douche nozzleids were on scholarships and not of the same mean, and there was a guy who's father was a teacher, and he said there was a theme. mitt romney doesn't like anyone that isn't just like him. >> right. >> does it pass the smell test? i don't know what decade you grew up in to not know this kid is gay. whatever words -- >> yeah. >> that's right. >> and that's what bullying is. exactly. do they know for a fact did they ever see him with another guy? no, but he was the one they targeted, and probably gay. and if you have been to school anywhere, you know which kid that is, and the thing was always gay. >> uh-huh. >> ourer are was fem, do you remember that? >> no. >> it was brought on jenny cream ail. >> and niagara ice wine. >> no lake niagara wine. >> great. >> it still had toenails in it. [ laughter ] >> oh. >> all right. >> but now -- you know -- that's why probably 99% of gym memberships are gay guys. you have something to say to me pal. >> i will [ censor bleep ] you up. >> i like your h