judge doug benson. [laughing] >> i -- i don't -- i don't know exactly how it works chris.y and grab it's lady giblets. >> chris: points. samm levine. >> negotiate the cease fire in the middle east, the federal budget. i'm just joking with you -- >> chris: i will give you points. also i need to point this out. what are you standing on, samm. >> what are you talking about, chris? what are you talking about, chris? [cheers and applause] >> chris: samm. >> i didn't request one that big. >> it's not like doug and i are giants. [laughing] >> chris: welcome. [ applause ] [cheers and applause] >> chris: do not laugh at me! i am a human being. [laughing] >> what long knees you have. >> you had it, didn't you. chris: i want to try to do the show from up here. first up, audio quiz. you can't spell "hear" without "ear"! comedians, i want you to hear this sound with your ears. [laughing] that sound was all over the reddit. what was it? a: yoko ono's response to trump -- f, marring resident cho walking over hot clothes. i -- supporting a vacuum. [cheers and applause] >> chris: l, a monk

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doug, thank you. bill: get more with quickly moving developments. guy benson political editor townhall.com and in washington, d.c. a changing town, right? what about romney meeting. with are you picking up on that? >> i think it is fascinating as doug just laid out. this was one of fiercest critics of donald trump throughout the entire election cycle, dinging him on taxes, dinging him on policy, dinging him on foreign policy now apparently in consideration for the secretary of state spot as many people apparently are. and, you know he is capable guy, mitt romney, certainly, but bill, one thing i heard last night that is interesting to me, the more i think about it, more i like it, a little bit outside of the box. what about mitt romney at va? yes he is not a veteran. but what is his specialty? he is turn around artist, whether businesses or olympics. takes big, struggling entities whips them into shape. we all know the va needs that. a point of emphasis on the campaign trail. i think mitt romney going? managing heck out of va, fixing it that could be interesti