[chuckles] oh, doug, did you get those norah jones tickets for next weekend? yes. yeah, yeah, i did. oh, ok. yeah. norah jones. yeah, she's great. yeah. you know, we've seen her. oh, yeah? she is great. we love her. so do our moms. they do- heh heh heh heh heh. anyway, here's a crazy thought. uh, we have 2 extra tickets if you guys are interested. ok. that sounds like fun. all right. well, let me just get your number. great. we'll call you. here you go. call us. i will. just don't call us after 10:00. i don't want to wake up the kids. oh, right-o. ok. bye. damn it! kids! well, this has been a huge waste of time. well, maybe not. what about them? them? i mean, are we really that desperate? p.a.: attention, shoppers, the store will be closing in 10 minutes. i can't believe we went out with them. [sighs] what were we thinking? i don't know. the karaoke, the jell-o shots, the line dancing... i've never felt so dirty. i need a shower. and i need this tattoo to be temporary. doug, we can't give up, ok? we've gotta get back out there. what the hell is that, a turtle bitin