. >>> aside from the questionable fashion choices, do you notice anything unusual about doug stanhope, the comedian? >> he's wearing a couple of compression documents to slim >> those aren't man boobs, those are whiskey and a rusty nail mixture. >> what else does he have in there? >> 64 ounces of vodka. >> he's a bit of a vodka fan. >> that's not really a beer gut. >> that's gin. >> now for the flash in the socks. >> if you want to say doug has a drinking problem, i disagree. i think doug's got a drinking solution. >> let's go back and see him all dressed up, there he is. does he look good? doug, you look grade. if you're not familiar with doug stanhope, he's a comedian who >> he is on tour, go check him out. >> on the hips, look at in the middle, 16 more man boobs. that's a lot of ounces. >>> i want you ladies to close your eyes and tell me what is making this noise. >> a parrot. >> no. a person trying to be something else. >> you guessed it, that would be a dad tellerpterodactyl, that's what he calls himself. this time i have a real animal. the family cat. his name is max. max, i ha