. >> andy, this right here is a map of downtown saginaw. this is happening at north michigan and going all the way to safe avenue. captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org captioning sponsored by comedy central [ cheers and applause ] >> stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen! [ cheers and applause ] >> stephen: thank you so much. we've got to get going. thank you. thank you. with a greeting like that, i feel like i just walked into a surprise party. big story tonight, everybody. over 500 al qaeda leaders have escaped from abu ghraib prison in iraq and with iraq facing over a thousand sectarian killings a month, experts fear the country is plunging once again into a bloody civil war. for more, go some place else because there's a royal baby! [ cheers and applause ] for yet another generation, the royal family was not rendered sterile through inbreeding. which means it's time for yet another installment of. >> stephen colbert presents "royal after birth: labor party. fetal attraction. birthin

. >> andy, this right here is a map of downtown saginaw. this is happening at north michigan and going all the way to safe avenue. captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome to the report. thank you so much. >> stephen, stephen, stephen! [ cheers and applause ] >> stephen: welcome to the report. pittsburgh penguin, pittsburgh penguin, cheerio, jolly good to have you with us. wot, wot. as you can tell, i am still in the throes of royal baby fever which has me worried because you're supposed to starve a royal baby cold and feed a royal baby fever and i don't want to eat english food. me and the royal baby have so much in common in that both of our fontanelles are not closed yet. it's like a koosh ball up there. of course, once the heir arrived, there was only one question on every newsman's mind: how long is this still news? the answer, of course, until we get a baby name. dammit. >> bri

. >> andy, this right here is a map of downtown saginaw. is happening at north michigan and going all the way to safe avenue. captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org

. >> andy, this right here is a map of downtown saginaw.his is happening at north michigan and going all the way to safe avenue. captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org ♪ chappelle's show, chappelle's show ♪ ♪ chappelle's show ♪ chappelle's show ♪ chappelle's show ♪ ow! ♪ whoo-hoo-hoo! ♪ whoo-hoo! ♪ yeah, yeah. [♪...] let's start the show. [♪...] man: dave chappelle...! [cheering and applause...] [laughter] hey, man. welcome, everybody. welcome back to chappelle's show. i can't believe i'm still on the air-- this is incredible. but i've been having fun since the show came out, man. i've been going out to, like, parties and stuff. feeling like a big shot. and i was out at a club... i don't know if y'all knew this. did y'all know that jay-z has a vodka out now? audience members: armadale. he... yeah, what's it called? audience members: armadale! armadale, for shizzle. anyway... [laughter] yes, i didn't know that, man. these rappers is getting off the hook with it. these guys are really th

and it is right here is a map of downtown saginaw and this construction is happening along north michigan and starting at hudson avenue and going all the way to st ave driveways are down to single lane in each direction and local businesses are paying the price. you know this isn't the first time a newscaster has gone full falak on here last fall salt lake city weather and dan hope got really excited talking about how tropical storm john the fact you took. it was hot now we have john now this this is a tropical storm and you say dan why are you showing me this because john's going to move north the more he sure from john left over the spin the storm itself will turn into a depression nothing really to worry about as far as wind goes but watch where the precipitation will go some of will head up towards the west some of that will towards the east. if we have a winner ends up dropping out of a new york city mare's race he may have a bright future waiting for him in the newsroom. this morning and one of the largest insider trading cases in u.s. history a federal grand jury indicted s a c. ca