and dr pepper ten is our soda! it's only ten manly calories, but with all 23 flavors of dr pepper. it's what guys want. like this... catch phrase! so you can keep the romantic comedies and lady drinks. we're good. >> jon: boom. ( cheers and applause ) that's our show, everybody. join us tomorrow night at 11:00. here it is your moment of zen. >> jon stewart, you hold it right there. ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: what a pleasant spridz surprise. i was just.... >> you know why i'm here, jon. >> jon: valentine's day isn't for two weeks. >> you have something that belongs to me. >> jon: the immersion blender is for my butternut squash. you're not getting that super pac back, colbert. >> i want my unlimited money, jon. >> jon: i treat that money well. you don't understand that money. you don't know what it's like. that money loves me now. >> i raised that money from a baby. i suckaled that money. at my teats. >> jon: if that money had stayed with you, it would be a crack whore running around the city, working the pole at a

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and dr pepper ten is our soda! it's only ten manly calories, but with all 23 flavors of dr pepper. it's what guys want. like this... catch phrase! so you can keep the romantic comedies and lady drinks. we're good. sneup welcome back, thank you very much. folks... you know, as i said before, it's great to be back from holiday but as always whenever i take a break major news hits. like dick cheney shooting a guy in the face, the underwear bombers scorching his nards. tiger woods scorching his nards. (laughter) folks, it's happened again. for starters, over the break, katy perry and russell brand split up. i know, such a fairy tale wedding. but luckily there's a new celebrity couple to take their place. mayor bloomberg and lady gaga who delivered yet another outrageous outfit. really. a flag sweater on new years? you look like a slut! (laughter) but the even bigger news, folks, is that a certain country has lost its dear leader and i'm not talking about the elf that is currently ruling canada. (laughter) for more we go to north korean state t.v. pyongyang government mandated news lead

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and dr pepper ten is our soda! it's only ten manly calories, but with all 23 flavors of dr pepper. it's what guys want. like this... catch phrase! so you can keep the romantic comedies and lady drinks. we're good. >> thank you so much, everybody. welcome back. nation t is no secret that i am a huge fan of televangelist pat robertson. i watch every episode of the 700 club, over a big plate of pat robertson's age defying pro teen pancakes. and folks, they work. my pancakes have never looked younger. got to heat that up. okay. and i am clearly not past only-- pat's only fan. so is yahweh h god. >> i spent the better part of a week in prayer and just saying god, show me something. and i will share with you some things i will share with you. i think he showed me about, the next president but i'm not supposed to talk about that so i will leave new the dark. >> probably just as well. >> probably just as well. but i think i know who it's going to be. >> stephen: it's probably just as well he doesn't tell us who the next president is going to be. clearly whoever god picked it's going to be

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i'm diet dr pepper guy. let me get you a drink. wow. i just didn't believe you. oh, i know!o calories! it's true. and diet dr pepper has the 23 flavors you love. it just tastes so good! oh no... anyone got a mop? ♪ ♪ >> gus: it's been an exciting and very competitive football game. this is what they're playing for, folks. the at&t cotton bowl trophy. and in 3:46, from arkansas possibly winning this game. they hand it off. robert green in the backfield by arthur brown who came out of nowhere. clock keeps running. 3:37. and now, a time-out on the field. don't forget coming up after the game, stay tuned to the at&t post game show. we'll wrap up with the presentation of the trophy, along with interviews, highlights and analysis. >> charles: gus, when this drive started i opined that arkansas would not put the ball in dry dock. all right? they would go ahead and use their passing game. go down the field. on first down, they did. they threw the ball for seven or eight yards. after that, four straight broderick green runs, big tough runs. gobbleed up guardage. bobby petrino may hav

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. >> on behalf of the american football coaches association the coaches trophy presented by dr pepperick saban and the alabama crimson tide. >> alabama beat lsu for the national championship 21-0. have a great day. >>> 29 degrees in mclean virginia. the news continues at 5:30. >> billion in the next half-hour or, if you will be paying more to get around on metrobus and trains. details on the proposed fare increase. >> the first ballot of the new hampshire primary have been cast. find out which candidate is in first place and who is not far behind. the coming up. >> the national weather service just issued a dense fog advisory for parts of our region. i will let you know what >>> live and in hd, this is "good morning washington," on your side. >> straight ahead, an interesting twist in the new hampshire primary. what today's race is more about who takes second place. >> caution on the boats. drivers are being asked to watch for icy spots after a combination of snow and low temperatures. good morning, washington. it's tuesday, january 10. i am cynne simpson. >> i am kendis gibson. we be

dr. pepper schwartz is aarp's sex and relationship ambassador, and she's here with a little trivia for usand frank gifford has joined us. he knows about everything. >> even sex. >> yes. okay. we're good to go. >> of course this isn't trivial. this is extremely important. >> yes, it is. >> the biggest growth in online dating has been if for people over 50? myth or fact. you're wrong. they're right. in fact, the largest growth, biggest group of people online dating now are over 50 all if way into their 90s. >> wow. that's kind of weird. >> no. that's kind of great. >> disturbing on some levels. >> i see. we'll move on. the number-one sexual thing that heterosexual men would like their partner to do in bed is to have more to have more orgasms. true or not? myth or fact. you're all correct. actually, what men really want from their partner is for them to initiate more. they want to be desired. >> is that true, sweetheart? >> oh, yeah. of course. >> okay. >> if i could get that dog out between the two of us. >> okay. tmi, frank. moving on. third, people who have never been married have -- excu

dr. pepper too from his state. he was on fire with some of the segments he participated in. he was a true patriot and i was so proud of him and he should be proud of his debate performance. and santorum too, he had an opponent up on the ropes and that's what you have to do too in order to get to the truth, get to the foundation of some of the ideas and believes that are being espoused by candidates. but i do think that newt is the one that won the debate, if you will. because newt came out just like south carolina own smoking joe fraser. he came out swinging, talking about work and jobs and work ethic and how government needs to get out of the way in order for all americans to have a sense of opportunity to work. and i think that's what a lot of voters have have craving to her. >> we talked about your husband going rogue. you haven't gone rogue, haven't given an endorsement. are you getting any closer to giving an endorsement? >> i can tell you what i would do if i were south carolinian. each caucus is different. i want to see it continue because eastern sharpens iron. these

dr. pepper and a few other corporations moved here as well.er on he ended up founding perot systems here as well. he has had a huge impact where i live. i thank him for that. my question is about his choice of stockdale -- p for vice president. how did that come about? he did not look too good in the v.p. debate. it was a hindrance. i am not sure how many votes that cost him, but it did not make him look good. what was the thinking and a decision behind selecting james stockdale as a candidate? >> in 1992 he chose stockdale. 1996, pate choate, an economist. >> he is one of the greatest americans who ever lived. he is one of the most decorated naval officers in u.s. history. of course, he had been a pow in world war -- in the vietnam war and organized a -- how to have pow resistance. he won something like 26 medals, numerous silver stars, medal of honor winner. he later became president of a naval war college. we are dealing with a very serious person. ross perot admired him. so lavishly. he thought this was the type of person we needed in gove