both: dr. fugue?! yee-ha! fugue: who am i? dr. e you're ready to sing at bartleby hall at 4:00 p.m. this friday. questions? dr. fugue? i have a... ( in raspy voice ): a sore throat. may i be excused? no. if you sing from the diaphragm you will not strain your vocal cords. but you may have a flavorless lozenge. right! enough chitchat. we'll begin with scales. after me. ♪ do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, ti, do. ♪ class ( off key ): ♪ do, re, mi... ♪ stop! arthur, fern, muffy and binky, you're flat. we'll start again and continue until everyone is on key. class ( melodically ): ♪ ...fa, sol, la, ti, do. ♪ good. that time you were all pitch-perfect. remember, a chorus sings as one voice. all it takes is one rotten apple to spoil the bushel. now, for your homework... class: homework?! aw, man! ( screeching ) as i was saying, for homework you are all to pick a song to sing in class. it will help me decide who will sing the solo. what?! but i have the solo part! ms. krasny gave it to me! if your singing merits it, perhaps i shall as well. good d